In a test of three outta fiveWhup anybody's ass at NBA Live
― Styles Davis (The Reverend), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 06:56 (fifteen years ago) link
dude if you wnna get rappers started on video games
― hot dog hallway desperately seeking catsuppp dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 06:57 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean asher roth has a whole song on the radio right now about how he's good at mario kart
― hot dog hallway desperately seeking catsuppp dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 06:58 (fifteen years ago) link
tho in that dept., you can't get anymore banal than mr. lif
Thanks for checkin me, sit on the couchPick up a controller and lets play Tekken 3Whoop that ass four times now you wanna switchYou can use Eddie now I'm Dr. Boskonovitch
― hot dog hallway desperately seeking catsuppp dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 06:59 (fifteen years ago) link
on 285 i keep ridin in a circleinside of my ride smellin like a pound of purple
― triple-hater protection (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 07:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Man I bring some prime Com and Whiney has to get on some Asher bullshit.
― Styles Davis (The Reverend), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 08:00 (fifteen years ago) link
This is another one that I think counts as a legitimate lyric, I have had lots of friends who have relished the joys of getting high and driving around the loop (whether 285 or insert-your-town's-perimeter-highway) with your buddies.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
YKK on your zipper
― DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Julio Iglesias...We gettin cream like that nigga
More WTF than banal really
― DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
― Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Man I bring some prime Com and Whiney has to get on some Asher bullshit.― Styles Davis (The Reverend), Wednesday, May 6, 2009 4:00 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Styles Davis (The Reverend), Wednesday, May 6, 2009 4:00 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Don't shoot the messenger. We could have a thread of 1000000 rappers talking about playing video games.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link
YKK on your zipper― DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, May 6, 2009 1:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, May 6, 2009 1:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
This is the only actual good one since los blue jeans's Big Mac post like 50 posts up.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I never had any idea what that line meant until like 5 years later when I was taking a shit and started examining my zipper in detail for some reason.
― Styles Davis (The Reverend), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Huge chunks of "Rapper's Delight" really do fit wonderfully under this umbrella. The whole discussion of eating bad food at a friend's house is instantly memorable and totally banal...but then there's also stuff like:
I got a color TVSo I can seethe Knicks play basketball
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link
― Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, May 6, 2009 11:43 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark
best rap lyric ever hands down
― symsymsym, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link
who ate all the pies
― kumar the bavarian, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm puttin' on my shadesto cover up my eyes
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I get the cream, cops see me flick my beamsI'm allergic to doc-prescribed antihistamines
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link
And everybody knew the pattern of Pac-ManRams was 15, and that then was happenin'
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 9 October 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
I go by the name of the King, Ad-RockI don't wear a cup, nor a jock
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 April 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link
next day's luncheonhigh class functionfood is servedand you're stone cold munchin'
― the zing cheese incident (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 April 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm infalliblenot into failure
― dblake (symsymsym), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"buckets of ice keep the champagne cool" - juelz santana
― teflon dawn (uptown churl), Saturday, 30 April 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
i went to the gate to ask where was her dormthis guy made me fill out a visitor's form
― harrumph. (los blue jeans), Saturday, 30 April 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
― teflon dawn (uptown churl), Saturday, April 30, 2011 1:48 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
this one is great
― J0rdan S., Monday, 16 May 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
condo in miami, that's my favorite padwatching rondo vs miami, he just made a pass
- jim jones
― J0rdan S., Monday, 16 May 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― marc gasloi (symsymsym), Monday, 16 May 2011 05:32 (twelve years ago) link
Shouts out to jet jaguar and James brown, so glad I took the time to write their names down, just to big them up.
Doom on Rhymes Like Dimes
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 16 May 2011 08:51 (twelve years ago) link
I sang on 'Doowhutchyalike,' and if you missed itI'm the one who said, ''Just grab 'em in the biscuits.''Also told you that I like to bite...well, yeah, I guess it's obvious I also like to write.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 June 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
The clock tick-tocks as I lay in my bedIt's visions of you, circlin' through my headI sip lemon ice tea, read a magazineWish we were involved, in a sneaky love scene
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 22 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
aw
― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
I'm the type of guy that says, "The pudding is delicious."
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
4 15's didn't see no wire's, and then I heard boom from the amplifiers
-Big Tymers
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
and my mom is nice and my dad is dead
― caulk the wagon and float it, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link
Ali said 'pay for lunch,' so I did it.
― viacom dios, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
We shared chicken sandwiches. They was a dollar fifty.
― viacom dios, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
four fifteen inch speakers aren't very banal, that's a lot of bass
― los blue jeans, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link
You don’t cook, you don’t clean or press my jeans / you don’t scrub or wash clothes or buy food / or make any cream in this bitch, you don’t read to the seeds. All you do is watch TV and smoke weed / get your nails done and feet scrubbed and hair weaved / sleep all day, eat, gain weight, can’t breathe.
― viacom dios, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
yes my name is roman, last name is zolanski, but no relation to roman polanski
― fennel cartwright, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
I'm like 'probably if you clean up and read a little.'
― viacom dios, Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
Went to buy me a pair from the skateboard shop/Went home, they didn't fit, so I had to re-cop
― Charles de Gaul (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
PB? PB? Who is Peabo Bryson?Two years ago I renewed my license
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
Now I'm not all about dissing someone else personnelBut there's no quota on your odor, that's right, you smell
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:55 (eleven years ago) link
thats what the song is about tho
― Guccifer 2 Time (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:29 (eleven years ago) link
well yes, i suppose so.
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 07:25 (eleven years ago) link
*Insert 2 Chainz lyric here*
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 08:39 (eleven years ago) link
I fucked Sherane and went to tell my brosThen Usher Raymond "Let it Burn" came on
― Lambo Sedan (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
^Wondering if that one is maybe an oblique gonorrhea joke tho. Or something deeper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Lambo Sedan (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm rollin thicker than a milkshakeI like to eat crab but I prefer steak" - Spice 1
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link