Trump, June 2017: From [Covfefe] with Love

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Even if you can't feel it, it's always trickling down on you.

Trockasturm Hoar The Ramming Battle Ceraton (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 June 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link

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Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 June 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

Another smash success!

Dozens gathering to support President Trump at WH. Shouts of, Pittsburgh Not Paris! pic.twitter.com/8HqFvMnkbt

— Tom Vanden Brook (@tvandenbrook) June 3, 2017

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 June 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link

hey buddy elections are won by those margins

j., Saturday, 3 June 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

I kinda love this guy. I want to sell him bad stock certificates.

Guy with “Infowars dot com— CNN is ISIS!” sign asked why the Paris deal was bad:

“I personally haven’t looked into it. I just trust Trump" pic.twitter.com/msdmRVr5Fp

— Tom Namako (@TomNamako) June 3, 2017

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 June 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

did they pave over Lafayette Park?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 June 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

also, the aclu isn't real

Hey if the ACLU is helping them out, more power to 'em, but I've not seen evidence of that?

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 3 June 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

You're not wrong, it looks like local defense attorneys are/were covering the 214.

I'd bet national liberal organizations will get involved if any of the trials actually lead to long sentences. The fact that the dragnet was supposedly in response to black bloc dipshits who threw rocks at cops is problematic

The earlier story on this in Esquire 2 months ago has more details: http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a54391/how-the-government-is-turning-protesters-into-felons/

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 June 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link

(The park is not paved; those people are on the closed-to-traffic section of Pennsylvania Ave.)

kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 June 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link

michael tracey's twitter feed right now is pretty fun

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 June 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link

I Miss Hillary Twitter's response is somehow even better tho

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 June 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link

This is vital accompaniment to his twitter feed: https://www.twitter.com/tommyxtopher/status/871145071709757441/video/1

Never heard of him before, but I can definitely believe that's the best possible use of his twitter feed.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 4 June 2017 07:51 (six years ago) link

^^^ i think this is a slippery slope towards sharing Borowitz articles so no thanks

Who's puttin' sponge in the zings I once zung (stevie), Sunday, 4 June 2017 10:49 (six years ago) link

Do you notice we are not having a gun debate right now? That's because they used knives and a truck!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 4, 2017

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 4 June 2017 12:04 (six years ago) link

Can someone please use a knife and a truck or whatever you've got on that cunt.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 June 2017 12:18 (six years ago) link

A week after a man shot 8 people dead including a deputy sheriff in Mississippi. Killer captured alive.

nashwan, Sunday, 4 June 2017 12:31 (six years ago) link

I actually can't believe he fucking said that

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:41 (six years ago) link

Yeah, implication of stupid Trump post is "thank goodness they didn't have guns." So ... Trump otm?

He's so stupid I wouldn't be shocked if he announced Jared will be investigating knives and trucks to make the world safer.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

we need truck control

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:45 (six years ago) link

including mandatory registration of all trucks

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:46 (six years ago) link

Everyone should be legally forced - I said it, forced! - to be licensed before they can drive a truck.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link

He also did this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/donald-trump-lashes-sadiq-khan-london-terror-attacks/

Which has nothing to do with his concern for the victims of the London attack and Londoners in general and everything to do with the fact that Sadiq Khan once called him ignorant. And he's a Muslim. A Muslim who slighted him.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link

And because he wants people to feel afraid.

jmm, Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:54 (six years ago) link

instead of wondering why terrorism hasn't ended yet on his watch like he promised

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

No, I think it's because a brown skinned man said a bad thing about him.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:56 (six years ago) link

Yeah, but Trump is basically the one political figure in the world who can be outright ignored at this point. It's clear he's never going to offer anything productive, so fuck him and anything he says.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:56 (six years ago) link

considering he has followers that say "I haven't investigated it personally, I just trust Trump", I get nervous at any of his attempts at rabblerousing

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

Fuck them, too. His followers are pieces of shit.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

Man fuck this piece of shit mother fucker! Having a go at the mayor of London? Really? You fucking fuck orange shit stain.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:19 (six years ago) link

I have never in my life felt more certain that if a particular individual were pushed into a deep pool of hot perchloric acid it would be worthy of a thousand parades and that I would happily help orchestrate each and every one of them.

As a child you can sometimes feel really intense hatred towards fictional arch-villains; that's the closest analogue I can think of, except this worthless sack of shit is real and he won the fucking presidency, and I'm thirty nine years old.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

I mean the cruelest curse I can think of most of the time is "I hope you outlive your children" but in this case I don't think it would matter to him, he's such a subhuman worm he'd fucking brag about it if that happened

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link

Or y'know like Treeship said earlier this week "I have never hated anyone so much" but being concise isn't especially therapeutic for me

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link

knowing we'll hear from King Fuckstick after each of these things triples the sorrow and dread

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link

Yeah he is like barely a person. He's disinterested in everything that isn't a momentary ego boost. No larger vision, morality, or awareness of others as autonomous beings and he is the President of the United States.

Treeship, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

He sees a terrorist attack and thinks, "how can I leverage this for a cheap insult?"

Treeship, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link

It's the selective quoting that is so repulsive, Sadiq Khan was trying to reassure people, who are coming to terms with their fellow citizens being mown down and/or stabbed to death, that they shouldn't be alarmed to see an increased security presence on the streets over the next few days and this scumbag twists it... fuck it, I can't even be bothered finishing this pointless sentence, I just wish he was dead basically.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

Has he actually generated his outrage for the day, that sounds like a mindless reaction rather than a proactive sui generis thing.

Heard that the executive order for supposed religious freedom was going to have rather heavy consequences in terms of who didn't get things covered by healthcare. Is this a further way of undermining the ACA

Stevolende, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

And, if Theresa May has her way I could probably go to prison for that. (xp)

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

He sees his own daughter and thinks "I'd fuck that"

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link

This fucking worthless grease fire is my boss

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link

I don't know why this week is the one that has put me over the line - from just strongly disliking him, in a sort of abstracted way, because he's going to be responsible for thousands or millions of deaths and he'll never even be able to comprehend his own enormity, to actually wishing painful misfortune would befall him and his family - maybe it's just been cumulative and some unconscious threshold was just met.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:42 (six years ago) link

This piece of shit is not just an embarrassment to America and a stain on the presidency. He's an embarrassment to humankind. https://t.co/Dl5tMQMhMO

— Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) June 3, 2017

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

Reza Aslan is right... even though he ate human brains that one time.

Treeship, Sunday, 4 June 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

I don't know why this week is the one that has put me over the line

i also have a sense of crossing a line of rage, and sense it with others too (like Reza just above lol). seems like many people who normally try to be somewhat respectable are being moved to just say "FUCK YOU".

i think maybe it's not the initial line that is being crossed, it's a line beyond that line

Karl Malone, Sunday, 4 June 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link

lots of people wish for terrible things so that supposedly things will get so bad that we'll be able to set it all on fire and start fresh (or some bullshit), forgetting that things can always get much worse than they already are. in a related way trump is such a fucking scumbag that there's no bottom to it. he'll seemingly hit rock bottom and then drill his way down another half mile until he's evicting the residents of fraggle rock or whatever

Karl Malone, Sunday, 4 June 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link

The really surprising thing to me is the utter disrespect for Trump coming from other US politicians who oppose him. The forced comity typically granted on Sunday morning talk shows and cable news is not extended to him. This morning John Kerry compared Trump to OJ Simpson on Meet The Press.

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 4 June 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link

Fraggle Rock

Maybe he can get the Dozers to build his fucking bullshit wall.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 4 June 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

This morning John Kerry compared Trump to OJ Simpson on Meet The Press.

lol, i was wondering how in the world this happened, but it's actually not a bad analogy

"He's going to go out and find a better deal?" Kerry said. "That's like OJ Simpson saying he's going to go find the real killer. Everybody knows he isn't going to do that because he doesn't believe in it. Because if he did believe in it he wouldn't pull out of Paris. American has ceded global leadership on this issue."

Karl Malone, Sunday, 4 June 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link

lol that's a pretty good one, John

nomar, Sunday, 4 June 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link


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