Trump, June 2017: From [Covfefe] with Love

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck aaaaaall of yooooooooouuuu

xposts

This about the travel ban is incredibly important, iirc.

The appeals court said Judge Watson had erred in barring the administration from conducting internal reviews of its vetting procedures while the case moved forward.

So now when the case comes before the Supreme Court, the administration will have to answer why they couldn't do the internal review without the ban, since nothing happened while the order was stopped in courts.

each room will have only the best, the most tremendous direct line to the kremlin US taxpayer money can buy

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/trump-kushner-business-partner-2b-fbi-building-deal-article-1.3240721

I asked a conservative Senate aide if their office has seen any text of McConnell's mostly-drafted health care bill yet: pic.twitter.com/stPAINeEEl

— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) June 12, 2017

Why, I fully support this!

Also, Trump should testify before Congress, under oath or not. Lawyers are killjoys. It would be great!

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) June 12, 2017

wait isn't Ann still pissed at him for not building a wall + deportation force

Perhaps, but she still thinks he's a handy cudgel for swamp creatures. Perhaps the sight of him bringing all his manly swagger into normally polite chambers is enticing her back into the fold.

The New York Daily News reports:

Greg Gianforte, the soon-to-be Montana congressman who body slammed a reporter on the eve of his special election last month, was sentenced to 40 hours of community service on Monday, after having a 180-day jail sentence deferred.

Gianforte had previously pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault charges over the incident, and was sentenced Monday to complete 40 hours of community service, 20 hours of anger management counseling and pay a $385 fine.

Gianforte had been given a 180-day jail sentence but it was deferred. The Republican technology entrepreneur, on the eve of his special election last month, slammed Guardian reporter Ben Jacobs to the ground after Jacobs asked him a question about his opinion on the GOP health care proposal.

Ha

! 9th Circuit cites Trump's travel ban tweet, & Spicer's answer that Trump's tweets are official statements, in its ruling against the ban pic.twitter.com/qP9EZ2YmzD

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) June 12, 2017

Increasingly don't see how the SC can rule in his Orangeness' favor here, he's really narrowing their options

Tweets are powerful & the President must be held accountable for every post. I'm proud to introduce the #COVFEFEAct. https://t.co/Qv1ZweNVeg

— Mike Quigley (@RepMikeQuigley) June 12, 2017

A+ trolling

"tweets are powerful" is one of the saddest phrases I have ever read

tweeple have the power!

trenchant hall of fame

Hate the acronym but the legislation seems useful

The acronym gets people talking about it. Seems useful to me.

In March, he introduced the Making Access Records Available to Lead American Government Openness (MAR-A-LAGO) Act, a bill that requires the publication of visitor logs to the White House or any other location where President Trump regularly conducts official business

this guy rules

the only way to beat a troll is to be a troll

yeah those gimmicky acronyms are a good thing, IMO

They make me want to die.

n March, he introduced the Making Access Records Available to Lead American Government Openness (MAR-A-LAGO) Act

Consider the hours that aides spent rejecting names to fit the acronym.

you wouldn't have like the Yippies, treesh

Sarah Huckabee weighs in:

How @RepMikeQuigley came up with the #CovfefeAct:
*gunshots outside office*
MQ: "OMG! I need to make sure Trump's tweets get archived!"

Classy

consider that those hours were the most fun they had on their jobs that week xp

Sarah H. Sanders is a chip off the old pile of shit that is her father.

she'd be running a register at a Conway Arkansas Hobby Lobby if her dad hand't played a clown on cable tv

so is Sarah Huckabee advocating for gun control, then?

*gunshots outside office*
SHS: Has my brother murdered another dog?

Funny how it works

.@ChrisRuddyNMX tells me Pres Trump is "considering perhaps terminating" Robert Mueller as special counsel @NewsHour

— Judy Woodruff (@JudyWoodruff) June 12, 2017

Meanwhile, in history

The very first donation @realDonaldTrump made from his Trump Fdn, in 1987, was to @PublicTheaterNY Shakespeare fest. pic.twitter.com/RGnhWJijVn

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) June 12, 2017

hard to say what happens if he tells Rosenstein to fire Mueller

Maybe Trump sells the Constitution on eBay? Wishes for more wishes?

can we get a legit government shutdown if that shit happens? general strike?

Hmm.

BREAKING: Senate Intel Cmte convening closed-door meeting with NSA Director Mike Rogers tonight.
AG Sessions testifies in public tomorrow.

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) June 12, 2017

Perhaps related

Sen. Al Franken just said on @hardball that evidence of a potential third meeting between Kislyak and Sessions includes intercepted coms.

— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) June 12, 2017

Lol at the idea of firing Mueller

shots fired

If President fired Bob Mueller, Congress would immediately re-establish independent counsel and appoint Bob Mueller. Don't waste our time.

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) June 12, 2017

I predict he will do it because so far, in his presidency as in his life, he's gotten away with every reckless thing he's tried.

Re gianforte's absolutely weak sentencing today ($300-odd in fines and a bit of community service? Fuck me).

Does he still get to be a congressman after this? If so, why, ffs?

Misdemeanor offenses dont bar u from public svc and he won the election, thats why

Goddamn, what a world.

(THREAD) BREAKING NEWS: Trump will try to block Sessions' testimony in an illegal assertion of executive privilege. Here's why it's illegal: pic.twitter.com/XgQ7lP9qww

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) June 12, 2017

Seth Abramson is not a reliable source. He's the "metamodernism" dork who blogged for the Huffington Post during the election.

Yeah, I can't imagine Sessions is even at the stage where he's inclined to sing like a bird yet, so any block attempt seems like a fanciful concoction.

Sorry, guys. I'm not up on who's believable on Twitter.

There are various degrees of gray, and then there's Louise Mensch. Go ahead and discount any report of hers.

Gotta keep up.
Gotta keep up with the ever accelerating stream of paranoiac bullshit.

you can kinda tell Trump was buds w/ George Steinbrenner

would expect him to be buds w/ spuds mckenzie