Trump, June 2017: From [Covfefe] with Love

In March, he introduced the Making Access Records Available to Lead American Government Openness (MAR-A-LAGO) Act, a bill that requires the publication of visitor logs to the White House or any other location where President Trump regularly conducts official business

this guy rules

the only way to beat a troll is to be a troll

yeah those gimmicky acronyms are a good thing, IMO

They make me want to die.

n March, he introduced the Making Access Records Available to Lead American Government Openness (MAR-A-LAGO) Act

Consider the hours that aides spent rejecting names to fit the acronym.

you wouldn't have like the Yippies, treesh

Sarah Huckabee weighs in:

How @RepMikeQuigley came up with the #CovfefeAct:
*gunshots outside office*
MQ: "OMG! I need to make sure Trump's tweets get archived!"

Classy

consider that those hours were the most fun they had on their jobs that week xp

Sarah H. Sanders is a chip off the old pile of shit that is her father.

she'd be running a register at a Conway Arkansas Hobby Lobby if her dad hand't played a clown on cable tv

so is Sarah Huckabee advocating for gun control, then?

*gunshots outside office*
SHS: Has my brother murdered another dog?

Funny how it works

.@ChrisRuddyNMX tells me Pres Trump is "considering perhaps terminating" Robert Mueller as special counsel @NewsHour

— Judy Woodruff (@JudyWoodruff) June 12, 2017

Meanwhile, in history

The very first donation @realDonaldTrump made from his Trump Fdn, in 1987, was to @PublicTheaterNY Shakespeare fest. pic.twitter.com/RGnhWJijVn

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) June 12, 2017

hard to say what happens if he tells Rosenstein to fire Mueller

Maybe Trump sells the Constitution on eBay? Wishes for more wishes?

can we get a legit government shutdown if that shit happens? general strike?

Hmm.

BREAKING: Senate Intel Cmte convening closed-door meeting with NSA Director Mike Rogers tonight.
AG Sessions testifies in public tomorrow.

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) June 12, 2017

Perhaps related

Sen. Al Franken just said on @hardball that evidence of a potential third meeting between Kislyak and Sessions includes intercepted coms.

— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) June 12, 2017

Lol at the idea of firing Mueller

shots fired

If President fired Bob Mueller, Congress would immediately re-establish independent counsel and appoint Bob Mueller. Don't waste our time.

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) June 12, 2017

I predict he will do it because so far, in his presidency as in his life, he's gotten away with every reckless thing he's tried.

Re gianforte's absolutely weak sentencing today ($300-odd in fines and a bit of community service? Fuck me).

Does he still get to be a congressman after this? If so, why, ffs?

Misdemeanor offenses dont bar u from public svc and he won the election, thats why

Goddamn, what a world.

(THREAD) BREAKING NEWS: Trump will try to block Sessions' testimony in an illegal assertion of executive privilege. Here's why it's illegal: pic.twitter.com/XgQ7lP9qww

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) June 12, 2017

Seth Abramson is not a reliable source. He's the "metamodernism" dork who blogged for the Huffington Post during the election.

Yeah, I can't imagine Sessions is even at the stage where he's inclined to sing like a bird yet, so any block attempt seems like a fanciful concoction.

Sorry, guys. I'm not up on who's believable on Twitter.

There are various degrees of gray, and then there's Louise Mensch. Go ahead and discount any report of hers.

Gotta keep up.
Gotta keep up with the ever accelerating stream of paranoiac bullshit.

you can kinda tell Trump was buds w/ George Steinbrenner

would expect him to be buds w/ spuds mckenzie

Odd times over there

Some conservative GOP sens tell Fox they'd be willing to "give" on social issues like abortion if it meant they could pass health care bill

— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) June 13, 2017

What does that even mean?

drive-thru abortions in exchange for million-dollar premiums

They might consider implementing their enforced breeding centers on a five year delay instead of herding liberal women into them right away.

(ppl will "tell Fox" anything)

Like "Go Fox yourself."

I think they mean they'd be willing to perform abortions.

then they'll surprise the parent by saying instead of an abortion they actually put an additional embryo inside, a+ trolling

"would expect him to be buds w/ spuds mckenzie"

don't harsh on spuds like that

correction: to SAY he was buds w/ spuds

Truly missed opportunity to give Rodman Sec. of State position. But I suppose there's still time.

who could pass up an opportunity for a double team reunion with rodman secretary of state and jean-claude van damme as fbi director

am I the only one who is thinking "Democrats need to start playign some fuckign hardball here"

They'd have to pass legislation to OK JCVD, so ... yeah go for it! Being Belgian should give us more negotiating power with the EU!

xpost Is that a Double Team reference or are you just saying Dems need to toughen up? Good luck on that front, though I look forward to Sessions getting yelled at today when he claims executive privilege as an excuse for refusing to admit if he was in the room with Trump or not. Certainly if Trump fired Mueller and congress refused to reimplement IC I'd support a full Dem hissy fit. Until then, Dem outrage does not seem to be moving the needle at all. Maybe they should goad Trump into taxing the McDonald's dollar menu?

am I the only one who is thinking "Democrats need to start playign some fuckign hardball here"

― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, June 13, 2017

I thought so in 1982.

if wishes were fishes

but they're not now watch all the 'entitlements' donnie two-scoops abolishes