Trump, June 2017: From [Covfefe] with Love

For example, making disparaging remarks about their character, actions, or biases. Calling into question the validity of their work.

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Trump says Comey is a liar, will Sessions back this up?

maybe he will just admit everything.

ugh fuck this cracker ass motherfucker

So he's already perjured himself, right?

A wedge between Sessions and Trump - even a tiny one - would benefit humankind.

Sessions is genuinely dangerous. If he says something even slightly wrong or unTrumpian, he will be disowned and cast out to the cornfield with Comey et al.

So I'm glad he's talking; this increases the chances he will accidentally say something true, which T. needs to contradict via tweet. Or maybe he just strays slightly from the Trumpian line. Or he says something today that T. randomly decides isn't the case tomorrow.

I would have thought sessions was careful, but he's already proven himself careless.

Let's get EVERYBODY testifying, as often as possible. I personally don't care much about Russia; I just want these rabid dogs to be snarling at each other for a while; it distracts them from turning round and eating the people I care about.

he's stammering and stumbling over his words a lot

also i feel like everything he's saying is a lie. hopefully he'll trip himself up

Such a strong denial is just asking for trouble

exactly

i can't understand anything this asshole says, it's all buried in a thick impenetrable southern drawl

He's basically Sen. Tankerbell disguised as a Keebler elf

Let's get EVERYBODY testifying, as often as possible. I personally don't care much about Russia; I just want these rabid dogs to be snarling at each other for a while; it distracts them from turning round and eating the people I care about.

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lol moodles that's perfect

Sessions is def the most dangerous person in the administration so I would love to see him go down but not holding my breath

the near-perfect nexus of punchable voice + punchable face that is jeff sessions....pretty miraculous.

I don't know if he is most dangerous, but he does come off the most nefarious.

GTFO with turning the Russia inquiry into a platform for your drug program.

He's off on a wild tangent now

using this as a chance to go off about his new drug war gtfo

fucking asshole with a drug war hard on

hey he just wants to talk about the REAL ISSUES

is he recommending locking up pharma CEOs

cuz that's whose to blame for this opioid crap

Ah say son, what's the gag - I say, what's the gag, son? Gag, that is?

would watch if his testimony consisted entirely of Foghorn Leghorn lines

it doesn't?

speaking of Foghorn Leghorn he just said "Ah nevah -- nevah, that is..."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCOSaJ7UIAArBCD.jpg

dumber than a bag of hammers

For whatever dumb reason, my Foghorn-esque blustery southerner impression has always included the phrase, 'Why, that's horsefeathers, Jefferson!'. Ohhhh, what I wouldn't give to be among the committee today and bellow that at ol' Pruneface.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx98pskffOY

"i possibly had a meeting but I do not recall it" lmao

If your recall is that poor, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE ATTORNEY GENERAL.

feinstein needs to retire

her and Pelosi both

fuckin rubio

I haven't been able to watch this. What am I missing? Anything good? Totally pointless?

only able to watch this with CC and it's coming across like a huge swing and a miss for Dems so far. am I wrong? I just feel like Trump will be tweeting Sessions praises all night

I haven't been able to watch this. What am I missing? Anything good? Totally pointless?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, June 13, 2017 3:48 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see stevie's img a few posts up imo

starting to think this is just his way of getting back in Trump's good graces

demonstrate appropriate loyalty in public, before their enemies etc.

oh shit, it's on now

I assume Franken will get some good shots in, but eh

senate dem leadership just seems so.... meh.... everyone is too old and weak. we need fresh blood

Heinrich!

they may seem enervated but fret not, donnie two-scoops has a noted perjurer out there to keep the audience riveted. this might even beat comey's testimony's ratings

Heinrich is doing his job.

This is a committee of olds (seniority rules), which yes is too bad.

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