Trump, June 2017: From [Covfefe] with Love

“I don’t know.”
“I don’t recall.”
“I don’t remember.”
Did you refresh your memory with any written documents? #SessionsHearing

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) June 13, 2017

Does everybody only get one 7 minute question session.
Don't think people have had enough time. Definitely Harris ran out of time without her first question being answered. Would have liked to hear more from her.

BUt this executive privilege BS surely must be out & out BS. If it hasn't been invoked and it would be undermined by the tweets anyway, how can Sessions think he can utilise it?

& his excuses about his recusal? Should be enough to remove him from his job.
Want to see him swinging on the end of a rope. jeez.

mccain looks so rough

I'm a paralegal and I fucking hate all of these sentences

“I don’t know.”
“I don’t recall.”
“I don’t remember.”
Did you refresh your memory with any written documents?

Does McCain know where he is?

mr. sessions, did mr. trump ever track down the former president's kenyan birth certificate?

He was awful, just an embarrassment last week.

Sorry -- always

tonight the trump administration gathers to thank donnie two-scoops again, breathes a collective sigh of relief, gathering at the white to finally catch the latest season of house of cards, slapping each on the back, grinning and winking over golf course, civil war reenactment, and locker room talk. let the prosperity trickle down :)

https://apnews.com/b5383189b4dc4dea94890f13846c2639/AP-sources:-Trump-tells-senators-House-health-bill-'mean

Gohmert walks by . I ask him what he thought of Trump saying House bill is mean."The one...That he had us come over and celebrate?," he asks

— Lauren Fox (@FoxReports) June 13, 2017

now that melania's in the house, donnie cares about how mean he is. typical

what the hell

One source said Trump called the House bill “mean, mean, mean”

I'm glad he didn't read the bill in the first place.

I will not sign it with a pen
I will not sign it in my den
I will not sign it on the course
I will not sign it on a horse

Trump is gonna veto the onerous health bill in an attempt to bolster his overall approval ratings, refurbish his "man of the people" bonafides, and undermine the GOP establishment in a way that would make Steve Bannon smile.

(obviously this will never ever ever ever happen but it would be truly hilarious.)

Him eating the bill would be hilarious

Of course it's mean. The very point of the bill is its cruelty. And of course Trump will sign it.

Him eating the bill would be hilarious

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, June 13, 2017

if you wrap KFC chicken and ketchup in it he'll chow down

WOO yeah go kamala oh wait

*5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the senator is evil pic.twitter.com/hTYDGQ13VM

— Markov Chain Chomp (@Pliny_theElder) June 13, 2017

There's more: source tells @Acosta that POTUS also called the bill a "son of a bitch" https://t.co/DF6u5AdMGy

— Elizabeth Landers (@ElizLanders) June 13, 2017

Trump has hit the 60% unfavorable mark on Gallup today

Him eating the bill would be hilarious

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, June 13, 2017

if you wrap KFC chicken and ketchup in it he'll chow down

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, June 13, 2017 4:59 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He loved the bill so much, he ate it.

Trump has hit the 60% unfavorable mark on Gallup today

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, June 13, 2017 5:08 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He can break the filibuster!

you really think Harris is evil, Simon

that tweet is so stupid

lawyers don't argue on behalf of a state's attorney general, they argue on behalf of the state; details & background of case elided, etc. but hey whatever's necessary to damage the left, right?

I have no problem acknowledging that her record as AG isn't perfect, btw, (because no AG's record is perfect) but using it to damage her standing in the Senate, where she has definitely staked out leftist positions and challenged Trump on all fronts, is counterproductive bullshit.

It sounds like Kamala Harris distanced herself from that argument by her lawyers pretty quickly.

https://thinkprogress.org/california-attorney-general-says-her-offices-defense-of-prison-labor-evokes-chain-gangs-5c768fd447a4

nope she's evil, burn her we must await the one true pure savior of the left no one else is acceptable

guys we elected Trump to save the Democratic Party, let us not forget that

lol @ trump just realizing now that he's duck no. 1 in the backlash if AHCA gets passed

Οὖτις I believe the "evil" bit was taken from a previous iteration of that meme. I don't think people are evil really, just systems. It seems odd to me that she wouldn't know what her lawyers were up to but stranger things have been true.

yeah cmon guy milkshake duck was ~racist~ not ~evil~

are we to believe that trump seriously didn't know that this bill was going to kick people off their plans?

yeah cmon guy milkshake duck was ~racist~ not ~evil~

you are correct. I'm sorry milkshake duck

i know he's dumb, "how can you still be incredulous" etc., but seriously? seriously? he threw a party when that shit passed the house.

this man has never read a book, why would you think he'd read legislation?

i haven't read it either but i know the gist

he needs his briefings turned into picture books with his name mentioned throughout to keep his attention

Who knew screwing over poor people would be so complicated?

he's fine with fucking people over as long as he doesn't have to think about it. mostly prefers not thinking about things at all if he can help it.

maybe Melania switched the TV over to MSNBC

maybe he thought about all of the people who would lose insurance because of AHCA and started to feel bad about all the people who would die because of what he had done, the misery that could be attributed to his actions, and decided that it was worth taking the time to craft a bill that would actually improve the lives of people instead of making it worse.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry, sorry, sorry about that, you gotta dream sometimes

Fox News describing Session's testimony as "fiery"

ok

did he burn a cross?

there is the theory that our reality is some ebeneezer scrooge/it's a wonderful life type parallel reality wherein the real donald trump is being made to see what chaos would result if he were to continue on the path of greed and spite. in this scenario he could wake up tomorrow a middle aged real estate mogul and reform his ways and never become president, in which case the ACA is safe

xp

We're living in the version of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge not only doesn't change but also goes out of his way to fuck over those weak, loser ghosts.