Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/55918b77ecad04a3465a0a63/nbc-fires-donald-trump-after-he-calls-mexicans-rapists-and-drug-runners.jpg

haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC9_baHV0AABiyQ.jpg

#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg

“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large

stahp posting this I cant handle it

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

My god, it's made of scrote.

I feel badly for his clothes.

trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse

If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.

dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.

Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.
JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.
But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.

Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.

lmao "All Biden's fault" yeah man Biden's really been great with Palestine

"sank to the mid-single digits"

feel like they cd probably have told us which of these digits it sank to

Watters: Trump needs exercise. He’s usually golfing and you’re going to put a man who’s almost 80 sitting in a room like this on his butt for all that time? It’s not healthy. He needs sunlight. He needs activity. It’s really cruel and unusual punishment pic.twitter.com/xT1RKZyIgc

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 22, 2024

what the fuck kind of argument is this. like even ignoring the fact that Trump famously doesn't believe in exercise remember this is the guy they want to be the next president. someone for whom sitting for 8 hours is somehow "cruel and unusual punishment". imagine if he had an actual job!!

🎻

put him on a treadmill in the courtroom

"Let's do court outside today!"

all the same, a motorized desk and SAD light for him would be so funny

Trump continues to receive favorable treatment from the New York City Police Department.

Of course.

https://i.imgur.com/pxMDUhT.png

Staten Island
Rockaway
Long Beach
South Williamsburg
Bensonhurst

that is fascinating

Man, a friend of mine moved down to Rockaway during Covid and while it was cool to wander through the dunes and shit, I have never seen more Nazi (aka thin blue line) flags in one place in my entire life. Fuckin cop-humping bastardville.

orthodox jews more like conservative haha

The NYPD needs to be disbanded and its members sent to reeducation camps to be de-Nazified

🐦[Watters: Trump needs exercise. He’s usually golfing and you’re going to put a man who’s almost 80 sitting in a room like this on his butt for all that time? It’s not healthy. He needs sunlight. He needs activity. It’s really cruel and unusual punishment pic.twitter.com/xT1RKZyIgc🕸
— Acyn (@Acyn) April 22, 2024🕸]🐦

what the fuck kind of argument is this. like even ignoring the fact that Trump famously doesn't believe in exercise remember this is the guy they want to be the next president. someone for whom sitting for 8 hours is somehow "cruel and unusual punishment". imagine if he had an actual job!!

https://i.imgur.com/7d3hhJm.png

so is he just announcing he's fucked and hoping to overturn on appeal? doesn't seem like a great legal strategy

it's worked so far? delay delay delay

I haven't been following this, but, no, if he's convicted he'll remain so even until he files an appeal.

Maggot? Weak sauce.

I can say that I'm actually breathing somewhat normally

so if convicted then what? is actual jail time likely to be on the table? even if he appeals, wouldn't that just waste more time when he really needs to be out there fundraising and campaigning?

Maggot? Weak sauce.

You missed the 'hag' he slipped in there

speaking of are any of the other trials (Jan 6, classified docs, Georgia) actually happening before the election? feel like he's pretty fucked if so

"tiny side door" seems incongruous among his usual bluster.

The complete sentences, orderly punctuation, and (mostly) correct capitalization make that tweet/whatever come off surreal somehow. It reads somewhere between a 4th grade book report and a mopey diary entry. Even the words where the first letter (but not the whole word!) was incorrectly capitalized just seem like half-hearted gestures. I feel like they are mailing it in here, maybe even using ChatGPT to cobble together a few Trumpy phrases into something cohesive because he just doesn’t have the energy for it right now.

very low energy

'stanchions' is the biggest giveaway that someone other than Trump wrote that

"tiny side door" seems incongruous among his usual bluster.

He's a big-door guy! Side doors are for losers.

Haha stanchions was the first word I saw too, I was originally going to zero in on that but I got sidetracked by the whole feel of the thing.

Haha exactly how I reacted too. Where are the ALL CAPS?!?!?

He’s really all in on “every business will flee NYC due to my persecution.”

That what happens when you outlaw crimes

Mans just phoning it in now. Sad!

I wonder who isn't answering his calls anymore, some of those have gotta hurt

(more, please)

and let's never forget: this man is the symptom of America's dysfunction, not the cause

Why not both? It's a feedback loop by now.

fair

tiny side door Trump is used to being applauded in every Mar A Lago room he enters, that's gotta hurt his widdle feelings

dumptruck donnie

relentless. he has to know that Trump is watching. and why Trump would keep mentioning him is beyond me. if Biden wins, he at least owes Jimmy a state dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzjqJdsDWgc

meanwhile...
https://www.reuters.com/technology/trump-poised-clinch-13-billion-social-media-company-stock-award-2024-04-23/

1.3 not 13 (url is misleading)

lol trump is a solid Poster but anyone who fucks with a professional comedian needs to be far more locked-in than he is