Search: "move on her like a bitch"
Destroy: everything else
― flappy bird, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link
"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
everyone is classic but not everyone should be president
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
President Don once had a dreamThe world held his hand, gave their pledgeSo he told them his scheme for a savior machine
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
Trump lingered last in line for brainsAnd the one he got was sorta rotten and insaneSmall hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clownIs Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/55918b77ecad04a3465a0a63/nbc-fires-donald-trump-after-he-calls-mexicans-rapists-and-drug-runners.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?
― Treeship, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link
Overrated
― jmm, Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link
red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'. . .shelter me from the putin and the bankeri bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC9_baHV0AABiyQ.jpg
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 01:59 (six years ago) link
#daddy
― korla pundit (crüt), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
#dilfsinjocks
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link
wasting his finite reserves of energy there
― El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
Cronenbergian
― Treeship, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link
Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link
hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.
also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (six years ago) link
He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link
you suggest Panama?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
libs/"centrists" for sure
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
*not adjusted for population inflation
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
indicative of a deep flaw in our universe
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records
― frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...
mao would be the world champ though.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
this is a ridiculous statement
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
well he's certainly fatter
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
stahp posting this I cant handle it
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
My god, it's made of scrote.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
I feel badly for his clothes.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link
dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.
― new noise, Saturday, 24 June 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link
Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.
Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:15 (six years ago) link
"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 24 June 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDF8ptxVYAQxha7.jpg
― soref, Monday, 26 June 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link
very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017
― j., Monday, 26 June 2017 06:10 (six years ago) link
a big dem impediment to having a good candidate from a voter pov, obvs nothing compared to corporate influence etc haha, is too many dems have expert syndrome they cant just like something they try to nate silver it, absolutely no theory of change just a bunch of cheap heuristics and historical anecdotes they think are universal laws, conclusions worse than if they were just folks
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:29 (yesterday) link
also their messaging sucks
― a (waterface), Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:31 (yesterday) link
imo thats more a result of the things they want sucking than being bad at messaging particularly
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:33 (yesterday) link
i think if michelle obama ran as an independent that she would win.
― scott seward, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:36 (yesterday) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, March 28, 2024 8:33 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yah for sure. "compromise" instead of, you know, "crazy stuff" (a 32 hour work week is not that crazy. but this will go nowhere.)
https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/4728
― a (waterface), Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:39 (yesterday) link
Oh absolutely that bill will go nowhere, but otoh, things like that are what plant the seed for eventual change so... I'm not mad at it, even knowing it's just a symbolic thing at this particular point in history.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:41 (yesterday) link
― scott seward, Thursday, March 28, 2024 4:36 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
other things aside i dont think that coming together as a nation rhetoric plays these days
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:44 (yesterday) link
the example I keep bringing up is how everyone thought "build a wall" was the dumbest shit regardless of political affiliation but once Trump started winning primaries suddenly it became popular on the right. imagine that with an idea that's actually good and can be accomplished
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:45 (yesterday) link
xpost When they go low, we go LOL
― President Keyes, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:45 (yesterday) link
xpost I nominate "Soak the Rich"
― President Keyes, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:47 (yesterday) link
we as a nation must hug it out
https://i.imgur.com/xZOzv6v.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:48 (yesterday) link
you know upon reflection could the country go for another vague inspirational obama campaign, they might im not gonna rule it out, obvs there are other particulars re michelle not being a politician but big picture it could maybe work
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:53 (yesterday) link
I love that all the former living presidents are all buddy-buddy, a club that Trump will never be allowed to join
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:54 (yesterday) link
illuminati application rejected!
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:55 (yesterday) link
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― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 28 March 2024 20:58 (yesterday) link
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, March 28, 2024 3:54 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
To say nothing of the former presidents’ children
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:00 (yesterday) link
they're all Skull & Bones, he's just a bonehead
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:09 (yesterday) link
Yeah they all go to Yale for Christ’s sake
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:19 (yesterday) link
oprah could win. people love oprah. oprah/obama 24.
― scott seward, Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:08 (yesterday) link
Right wing heads would explode. Which would be a bonus.
They've already convinced themselves that Michelle is actually a man.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:12 (yesterday) link
There should be a Trump Library but it's just full of all the bad press about him.
― nashwan, Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:12 (yesterday) link
Would vote for RFK before Oprah
― President Keyes, Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:13 (yesterday) link
what'd I miss -- Obama's running again?
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:25 (yesterday) link
running for... podcaster of the year!
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:31 (yesterday) link
Lol
The spectacle of Donald Trump selling $60 Bibles is “a spit in the face of people that really believe”, the Rev Al Sharpton said, amid widespread backlash over the presumptive Republican presidential nominee’s latest moneymaking scheme.
“Blasphemy certainly comes to mind,” Sharpton told MSNBC.
“I think that people ought to realize how offensive this is to those of us that really believe in the Bible. He’s doing this during Holy Week. Tomorrow is Good Friday, Sunday is Easter. Of all of the times you want to hustle using the Bible, why would you do it during Holy Week, which is really a spit in the face of people that really believe in the Bible from a Christian point of view?”
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:14 (yesterday) link
i can't watch al sharpton on t.v. i just can't.
― scott seward, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:17 (yesterday) link
i feel like he belongs in a time capsule with trump.
couple old school new yorkers gotta love it baby
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:23 (yesterday) link
i was sick of both of them in the 80s! i just read too many tabloids back then...the daily news was on fire back then.
― scott seward, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:32 (yesterday) link
morelike al bluntton amirite
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:35 (yesterday) link
"sweatsuit" sharpton and donnie "trump the board game" trump, just a couple neighborhood guys
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:37 (yesterday) link
Crackin’ knuckles, breakin’ hearts, buyin’ BRYLCREEM by the case
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:40 (yesterday) link
ugh...
― scott seward, Thursday, 28 March 2024 23:54 (yesterday) link
LOOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
just forever and ever. don't they ever get tired of it?
Citing a source “familiar with the details of the business arrangement”, the New York Times reported that Trump is “getting royalties” from purchases of the branded Bible
holy shit, he wrote the bible? what a mensch
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 00:07 (seven hours ago) link
yeah hes Q
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 March 2024 00:12 (seven hours ago) link
My father-in-law taught a high school social studies class where one of the students was a teenage Al Sharpton. FIL says that Sharpton was very bright and opinionated.
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 29 March 2024 00:49 (seven hours ago) link
sounds about right
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 March 2024 00:54 (six hours ago) link
― Is he an evil man who makes chocolate or is the chocolate itself evil? (stevie), Friday, 29 March 2024 06:26 (one hour ago) link