Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC9_baHV0AABiyQ.jpg

#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg

“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large

stahp posting this I cant handle it

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

My god, it's made of scrote.

I feel badly for his clothes.

trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse

If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.

dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.

Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.
JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.
But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.

Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.

"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."

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very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7

— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/frank-rich-nixon-trump-and-how-a-presidency-ends.html

Jesus, how has he not lost his hand yet?

"Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

^ shows nearly doc casino level aptitude

"To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country."

saw a beer called alternative facts with a reference to it being the bigliest of IPAs :-/

http://redcollar.ca/impeachment-and-alternative-facts-cans-join-the-red-collar-line-up/

Man, a friend of mine moved down to Rockaway during Covid and while it was cool to wander through the dunes and shit, I have never seen more Nazi (aka thin blue line) flags in one place in my entire life. Fuckin cop-humping bastardville.

orthodox jews more like conservative haha

The NYPD needs to be disbanded and its members sent to reeducation camps to be de-Nazified

🐦[Watters: Trump needs exercise. He’s usually golfing and you’re going to put a man who’s almost 80 sitting in a room like this on his butt for all that time? It’s not healthy. He needs sunlight. He needs activity. It’s really cruel and unusual punishment pic.twitter.com/xT1RKZyIgc🕸
— Acyn (@Acyn) April 22, 2024🕸]🐦

what the fuck kind of argument is this. like even ignoring the fact that Trump famously doesn't believe in exercise remember this is the guy they want to be the next president. someone for whom sitting for 8 hours is somehow "cruel and unusual punishment". imagine if he had an actual job!!

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so is he just announcing he's fucked and hoping to overturn on appeal? doesn't seem like a great legal strategy

it's worked so far? delay delay delay

I haven't been following this, but, no, if he's convicted he'll remain so even until he files an appeal.

Maggot? Weak sauce.

I can say that I'm actually breathing somewhat normally

so if convicted then what? is actual jail time likely to be on the table? even if he appeals, wouldn't that just waste more time when he really needs to be out there fundraising and campaigning?

Maggot? Weak sauce.

You missed the 'hag' he slipped in there

speaking of are any of the other trials (Jan 6, classified docs, Georgia) actually happening before the election? feel like he's pretty fucked if so

"tiny side door" seems incongruous among his usual bluster.

The complete sentences, orderly punctuation, and (mostly) correct capitalization make that tweet/whatever come off surreal somehow. It reads somewhere between a 4th grade book report and a mopey diary entry. Even the words where the first letter (but not the whole word!) was incorrectly capitalized just seem like half-hearted gestures. I feel like they are mailing it in here, maybe even using ChatGPT to cobble together a few Trumpy phrases into something cohesive because he just doesn’t have the energy for it right now.

very low energy

'stanchions' is the biggest giveaway that someone other than Trump wrote that

"tiny side door" seems incongruous among his usual bluster.

He's a big-door guy! Side doors are for losers.

Haha stanchions was the first word I saw too, I was originally going to zero in on that but I got sidetracked by the whole feel of the thing.

Haha exactly how I reacted too. Where are the ALL CAPS?!?!?

He’s really all in on “every business will flee NYC due to my persecution.”

That what happens when you outlaw crimes

Mans just phoning it in now. Sad!

I wonder who isn't answering his calls anymore, some of those have gotta hurt

(more, please)

and let's never forget: this man is the symptom of America's dysfunction, not the cause

Why not both? It's a feedback loop by now.

fair

tiny side door Trump is used to being applauded in every Mar A Lago room he enters, that's gotta hurt his widdle feelings

dumptruck donnie

relentless. he has to know that Trump is watching. and why Trump would keep mentioning him is beyond me. if Biden wins, he at least owes Jimmy a state dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzjqJdsDWgc

meanwhile...
https://www.reuters.com/technology/trump-poised-clinch-13-billion-social-media-company-stock-award-2024-04-23/

1.3 not 13 (url is misleading)

lol trump is a solid Poster but anyone who fucks with a professional comedian needs to be far more locked-in than he is