wasting his finite reserves of energy there
― El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
Cronenbergian
― Treeship, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link
Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link
hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.
also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (six years ago) link
He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link
you suggest Panama?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
libs/"centrists" for sure
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
*not adjusted for population inflation
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
indicative of a deep flaw in our universe
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records
― frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...
mao would be the world champ though.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
this is a ridiculous statement
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
well he's certainly fatter
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
stahp posting this I cant handle it
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
My god, it's made of scrote.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
I feel badly for his clothes.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link
dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.
― new noise, Saturday, 24 June 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link
Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.
Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:15 (six years ago) link
"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 24 June 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDF8ptxVYAQxha7.jpg
― soref, Monday, 26 June 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link
very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017
― j., Monday, 26 June 2017 06:10 (six years ago) link
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/frank-rich-nixon-trump-and-how-a-presidency-ends.html
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
Jesus, how has he not lost his hand yet?
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
"Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link
^ shows nearly doc casino level aptitude
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 29 June 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link
"To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country."
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link
saw a beer called alternative facts with a reference to it being the bigliest of IPAs :-/
― Unchanging Window (Ross), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link
http://redcollar.ca/impeachment-and-alternative-facts-cans-join-the-red-collar-line-up/
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Saturday, 1 July 2017 03:36 (six years ago) link
xxxp reggie's quote, if that was a mathematical function it's be piecewise continuous but nowhere differentiable
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 1 July 2017 07:59 (six years ago) link
Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government or mommy and daddy. You are angry at your own failings and struggle for survival, mock the GOP and ridicule its members, but when Republicans do it to the Democrats and you, you call out racism and class warfare.
You all yammer on like you do, but let me tell you this here message board is one kooky place with as many double standards as the Grand Old Party, which is why I voted TRUMP!
― The Sniper, Monday, 10 July 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link
Someone's gotten into the sock drawer again.
― Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
He voted Trump because of ilxor.com??
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
anger at your own failings is the first step to personal responsibility, my friend
― j., Monday, 10 July 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
This new poster seems extremely not mad. In fact, I'd venture to suggest he's actually laughing.
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link
Maggot? Weak sauce.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 21:57 (yesterday) link
I can say that I'm actually breathing somewhat normally
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:00 (yesterday) link
so if convicted then what? is actual jail time likely to be on the table? even if he appeals, wouldn't that just waste more time when he really needs to be out there fundraising and campaigning?
― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:00 (yesterday) link
You missed the 'hag' he slipped in there
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:01 (yesterday) link
speaking of are any of the other trials (Jan 6, classified docs, Georgia) actually happening before the election? feel like he's pretty fucked if so
― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:04 (yesterday) link
"tiny side door" seems incongruous among his usual bluster.
― Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:05 (yesterday) link
The complete sentences, orderly punctuation, and (mostly) correct capitalization make that tweet/whatever come off surreal somehow. It reads somewhere between a 4th grade book report and a mopey diary entry. Even the words where the first letter (but not the whole word!) was incorrectly capitalized just seem like half-hearted gestures. I feel like they are mailing it in here, maybe even using ChatGPT to cobble together a few Trumpy phrases into something cohesive because he just doesn’t have the energy for it right now.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:40 (yesterday) link
very low energy
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:46 (yesterday) link
'stanchions' is the biggest giveaway that someone other than Trump wrote that
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:53 (yesterday) link
He's a big-door guy! Side doors are for losers.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:54 (yesterday) link
Haha stanchions was the first word I saw too, I was originally going to zero in on that but I got sidetracked by the whole feel of the thing.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 22:57 (yesterday) link
Haha exactly how I reacted too. Where are the ALL CAPS?!?!?
― tobo73, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 23:33 (yesterday) link
He’s really all in on “every business will flee NYC due to my persecution.”
― Requiem for a Dream: The Musical! (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 23:48 (yesterday) link
That what happens when you outlaw crimes
― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 00:16 (ten hours ago) link
Mans just phoning it in now. Sad!
― Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 00:22 (ten hours ago) link
I wonder who isn't answering his calls anymore, some of those have gotta hurt
(more, please)
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 00:24 (ten hours ago) link
and let's never forget: this man is the symptom of America's dysfunction, not the cause
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 00:25 (ten hours ago) link
Why not both? It's a feedback loop by now.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 01:38 (nine hours ago) link
fair
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 02:04 (eight hours ago) link
tiny side door Trump is used to being applauded in every Mar A Lago room he enters, that's gotta hurt his widdle feelings
― StanM, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 02:08 (eight hours ago) link
dumptruck donnie
― schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 02:27 (eight hours ago) link
relentless. he has to know that Trump is watching. and why Trump would keep mentioning him is beyond me. if Biden wins, he at least owes Jimmy a state dinner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzjqJdsDWgc
― scott seward, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 05:03 (five hours ago) link
meanwhile... https://www.reuters.com/technology/trump-poised-clinch-13-billion-social-media-company-stock-award-2024-04-23/
― StanM, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 05:22 (five hours ago) link
1.3 not 13 (url is misleading)
― StanM, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 05:23 (five hours ago) link
lol trump is a solid Poster but anyone who fucks with a professional comedian needs to be far more locked-in than he is
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 06:13 (four hours ago) link
"let one rip van winkle" is a good line, Kimmel
― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 08:50 (one hour ago) link