the governor who exposed himself while propositioning a state employee for sex, that guy had class
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link
Bill Clinton was a slimy mf but he didn't do this shit in the middle of a press event!
Trump's got all those horrible impulses and the attention span of a toddler
― mh, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
Healthcare victory for USA! USA! \m/
Reminds me of the Longmont Potion Castle bit where he gets into a fight. Some other dude says something like I'll kick your ass, and LPC is like "Well I'll come up there and... succeed.'
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link
Trump still thinks they'll edit that shit out in post-production
― nomar, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link
Unafraid of Trump, GOP senators feel free to ‘go their own way’
*cues up the Fleetwood Mac*
― mh, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link
He's going to ask where Le Pen is the whole time, isn't he.
Trump is heading to Paris for Bastille Day next month.— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
"Great Rush song, the best."
What a popular plan!
Just 12% of Americans support the Senate Republican health care plan, a new USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll finds. https://t.co/SoTyny6PT2— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
Where conservatives are today-Rand Paul & Mike Lee as ungettable as ever-Ron Johnson seems close to yes-Ted Cruz looks like Tom Ricketts— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) June 28, 2017
The last referring to
Great to host Tom Ricketts. Congrats on the World Series. (Should have been the @Astros!) pic.twitter.com/M5FTY59MeJ— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) June 28, 2017
omfg i completely switched their faces and nothing changed wat is going on here pic.twitter.com/h9FzHt8avt— darth:™ (@darth) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
lol so do u just pretend Bill Clinton didn't have all those sex scandals and was a slimy mf
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau),
I love your use of the GOP interpretation of "scandal" but continue your otherwise piquant comments on this thread, we're loving them
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
Who knew! (Everybody.)
FOX News has hired Jason Chaffetz as a contributor— Justin Green (@JGreenDC) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
Sean Spicer, strategic genius
28.2M Americans are still waiting under #Obamacare and remain uninsured. They need relief now. #RepealAndReplace pic.twitter.com/guEEOiaXDy— Sean Spicer (@PressSec) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link
I love your use of the GOP interpretation of "scandal"
Yes, it was the GOP who perverted the term 'scandal' by making it about affairs and sexual harassment
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link
As another poster said in sharing it, "yeah pretty sure that's not how it works"
JUST IN: Trump’s lawyers are postponing filing a Comey complaint, source says, in a bid to stop antagonizing Mueller https://t.co/V3RULKiOGU pic.twitter.com/wOYoStsEkC— Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
If they really cared they would sent Muller an Edible Arrangement.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link
Hold up, wtf re: Spicer tweet. Is that real? I don't follow, that's some crazy up is down shit.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link
It is indeed real.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link
Problems problems
"We just simply don’t know how to govern,” says Rep. Steve Womack (R., Ark.), on the stalled GOP agenda. https://t.co/iW20yjQZle— Capital Journal (@WSJPolitics) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link
what an ass
http://thehill.com/homenews/house/339570-chaffetz-calls-for-2500-legislator-housing-stipend
― marcos, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link
$174k salary a year isn't enough huh
― marcos, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
Meanwhile, of all people
Paul LePage just told reporters at the White House that he doesn't support Senate health care bill— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
the man whom Charles Pierce calls the human bowling jacket opposes it!
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-06-28/trump-s-commerce-chief-cut-off-in-berlin-as-german-patience-ends
The U.S. commerce secretary was cut off in mid-speech during a video feed to an event hosted by Chancellor Angela Merkel’s party, underscoring how German patience with attacks on the country’s trade surplus is fraying.Attendees at the Christian Democratic Union’s business conference in Berlin laughed and clapped when organizers faded out Wilbur Ross after about 20 minutes for overstepping his time limit. Merkel, who had been craning her neck on the podium to watch Ross speak on a screen behind her, then took the floor to close out the evening.“That was the U.S. secretary of commerce, who had promised us a 10-minute statement,” Werner M. Bahlsen, head of the CDU Economic Council, told the audience Tuesday evening. “As you saw, he spoke a bit slowly, so it took a bit longer. Now we look forward to the chancellor’s speech.”
Attendees at the Christian Democratic Union’s business conference in Berlin laughed and clapped when organizers faded out Wilbur Ross after about 20 minutes for overstepping his time limit. Merkel, who had been craning her neck on the podium to watch Ross speak on a screen behind her, then took the floor to close out the evening.
“That was the U.S. secretary of commerce, who had promised us a 10-minute statement,” Werner M. Bahlsen, head of the CDU Economic Council, told the audience Tuesday evening. “As you saw, he spoke a bit slowly, so it took a bit longer. Now we look forward to the chancellor’s speech.”
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link
In church/state news, they dedicated a Ten Commandments monument on the grounds of the Arkansas state capitol, and it lasted just a few hours:
http://www.joemygod.com/2017/06/28/arkansas-man-arrested-filming-destroying-ten-commandment-monument-installed-yesterday/
Sadly, the guy who destroyed it is unwell.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link
Vayss unt meeenss of stopping u talk
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
A quote from another Kansas senator
Roberts on how do u address differences between mods and conservatives: "Even porcupines make love."— Robert King (@rking_19) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
Hm hm hm
Walking into the Senate GOP lunch just now: CMS chief Seema Verma— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) June 28, 2017
Of note here: Verma met earlier w/ Alaska Senators Murkowski and Sullivan. She closed the deal w/ a lot of wary House Rs.... https://t.co/4AgimodZdK— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
The Mouse has spoken (I think)
WHOA. Vice is **retracting** that story on Trump and the Disney Hall of Presidents. https://t.co/ohClDOazVG pic.twitter.com/djWej9nDpX— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
don't fuck with the Mouse House
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link
vice sucks
― marcos, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
Sounds like today is immigrant criminal scapegoating day at the white house
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link
every day is immigrant criminal scapegoating day
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:09 (six years ago) link
^^^ the best Sheryl Crow song imo
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Were those Vice pieces edited by the guy who was using interns as drug mules?
― grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 17:44 (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Time what it takes to type WHOA. Assume caps lock for efficiency. Assume you have your every need met from the minimum age at which you can type WHOA such that all of your days are spent attaining a type speed for that one phrase that outstrips any known human keyboard interface achievement otherwhere recorded or observed. Assume in this that you are fed, watered, thirdparty toileted at the relevant stance the better to constantly batter out this one awed expression second following minute following hour following day following season following life. Assume keyboards swapped into place with the practiced aggressive ruthless sterility of formula one tyre changes, assume steroidal implants into wrists and caffeinated dietary patterns and artificial lighting and the minimum of sleep required and supernormally elongated lifespan needed in order to be able to definitively state to the satisfaction of the mcwhirter apotheosis that in your terrible, artificial, bloodless and idiot existence you had eked out the greatest possible number of typed instances of WHOA not just on record but that could in any posited reality be realised.
Work out, from the total, what the least of these WHOAs was worth as an individual WOAH taken against all of the WOAHs possible in this imaginary WOAH maximising existence. Take this WOAH as a base standard for utter insignificance against all the WOAHs possible in a lifetime.
The WOAH at the start of the tweet posted above is that WOAH administered via homeopathy, the shittiest, least deserving WOAH of ours or any other time, truly a WOAH that will do the opposite of echoing through the ages, a WOAH that will exist in history as the complete blackhole absence of the meaning it presumably intended to convey, the typing of WOAH as an intro to such a radically underwhelming mousefart of nothing content is the work of a master satirist operating on a quantum physical scale and one can only fear what magic and havok might be wrought if the worst implications of such inversion of meaning and language can be brought to bear on the natural plane of existence inhabited by all known matter.
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
Man, "Campus Utility Meter Data (2017 WHOA Remix)" fucking sucks.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link
how confident are we that mcconnell doesn't have some kind of secret back-door loophole where they're gonna pass bcra at 11:59 friday night
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link
dmac you have unresolved inner WHOA v WOAH conflict
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link
in awe
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link
Ffs xp
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:44 (six years ago) link
11 activists have just entered Tom Cottons office to demand TrumpCare meeting in Russell Senate building pic.twitter.com/ALEWAlWpdy— Jeff Stein (@JStein_Vox) June 28, 2017
Also my friend Marta, who I've mentioned on here before who has a daughter, Caroline, with Rhett Syndrome, appeared and spoke yesterday at a press conference with Nancy Pelosi and other Congressional Democrats: https://www.facebook.com/marta.conner/posts/10155726701044410
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
Here is a video of a raven tearing the beating heart out of a pigeon on an NYC subway platform. Feel free to use it as a metaphor for something legislative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlog3s9QAeI
― grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170627151838-0627-sarah-huckabee-sanders-large-tease.jpg
perfect cross between Trump and a Melanie Hutsell SNL character
― nomar, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
I feel great!
Trump's own advisers are struggling to convince him Russia still poses a threat, senior admin officials tell CNN.https://t.co/xsnRqbhLD4— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 28, 2017
"NSA Director Mike Rogers expressed frustration to lawmakers about his inability to convince the President to accept US intelligence." https://t.co/wjp2tZFgba— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
Negotiation!
Sen @RandPaul says he spoke at GOP lunch about how he wants to change bill.Q: How was it received?Rand: "Not very well, lead balloon"— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 21:22 (six years ago) link
But the huckster's gotta keep on
Trump promises "big surprise" on stalled health-care bill https://t.co/1wD27AjtKL— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) June 28, 2017
Surprise in this case being the satisfying fart he appears to be letting out.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link
but if Russia annexes more countries or gains allies counter to the US, I can still build more Trump hotels in those countries because Russians like me, right?
― mh, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link
But the donors!
NEW: Key Republicans want to remove tax cuts for top earners from their health care bill. https://t.co/hdUllXyfz2— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link
but the tax cut IS the bill. do you see?
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
Weird scenes inside the goldmine
Ann Coulter: Hannity Would Endorse Communism If Trump Implemented It https://t.co/RIeyXe4N1k pic.twitter.com/g2TOScNre8— Mediaite (@Mediaite) June 28, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link