Trump, June 2017: From [Covfefe] with Love

http://images.memes.com/character/meme/think-about-it-guy

she's doing a great job of doing a terrible job. among the people explicitly hired to do a bad job, though, she has tough competition. scott pruitt is a fucking beast, man. he not only hates the agency he leads with a burning passion, but he has the knowledge to know exactly how to burn it down. but like i said it is very tough out there, lots of elite competitors in the game here, must see administrative breakdown on a daily basis, it is truly the golden age of self hatred

rick perry coming in strong, though, look out!

Perry caught flack last week for denying that carbon dioxide is a primary factor in climate change, something that reporters pressed him on again today. But over several questions, Perry’s response was far from clear. “The climate is changing, man is having an impact on it,” Perry said, expressing frustration that “we can’t have an intellectual conversation about just what are the actual impacts.”

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/06/rick-perry-talks-nuclear-energy-research-investment-paris-agreement/

wait, what was that image i used to rely on all the time...something about ripping your own eyeballs out? no wait, it was a google image search for "head in hands"

http://i.imgur.com/aO9wH5m.png

this isn't right though, i can't find the one

http://i.imgur.com/ewIZthk.png

even my old 'head in hands' in agony friends are gone, we are left to search through the imitators in this time of great need

http://i.imgur.com/PJ4qvow.jpg

hello USA, trump has appointed me, dr lonely, to be your only option for therapy. please step into my office and i will share all of your secrets with as many of your former acquaintances as i possibly can afterward

Karl <333

I can totally see this.

Republicans worry that if the GOP health bill passes and Americans hate it, Trump could turn on it:https://t.co/DJ0lC5dX0Y pic.twitter.com/eihQHPm3K7

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) June 29, 2017

How minor an adjustment would they have to make to make this bill more welcome to the politicians involved while still being devastating to the public at large?

jesus fucking christ, these Joe & Mika tweets. there is no low to which this colossal fuckstick won't stoop.

The fuck ...

When you consistently piss all over propriety for the entirety of your adult life and the world's reaction is basically a net positive (no serious or lasting consequence but plenty of reward), I don't know what possible impetus you could have for doing otherwise.

for those who don't know:

I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2017

Ponder that last verb.

...to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2017

Refreshingly honest!

NEW: Administration goes public and says centrist Senators will take cheap "bribes."https://t.co/n16Sr9yW7E pic.twitter.com/wrfyTbHngf

— Andy Slavitt (@ASlavitt) June 29, 2017

I never wanted to be Team Mika in any way shape or form but here we are:

pic.twitter.com/8YhzcCUwM1

— Mika Brzezinski (@morningmika) June 29, 2017

looooooooooooooooool

XD

"bribe off the moderates with opioid money"

lol love the sound of that

How is any of this happening

"She was bleeding badly from a face-lift/I said no!" surely lines from a punk song

I met her at the Burger King
She was bleeding badly from a face-lift

had dinner with a friend last night and he was still reeling from the classlessness of Bannon having joked Spicer isn't doing video anymore "because he got too fat"

Trump going straight up ad hominem with the nicknames has always been bad, this seems another step in that direction

I know we don't want to go lower, but can I just point out this is a man who looks really, really bad

White House director of social media has something to say

#DumbAsARockMika and lover #JealousJoe are lost, confused & saddened since @POTUS @realDonaldTrump stopped returning their calls! Unhinged.

— Dan Scavino Jr. (@DanScavino) June 29, 2017

I mean 100% chance Trump wrote that tweet but still

why the ever loving hell is this half-assed adjective before their name his go-to insulting nickname scheme

Not sure if this has been tested before, but would JealousJoe come under Secret Service scrutiny if he threatened to punch Trump in the face for publicly insulting his fiance?

Troll gonna troll

would be an amazing stress test on the secret service

doesn't trump still have a couple of his own dudes around because he doesn't want the secret service to hear him talking about stuff? got a feeling a bunch of them don't give a shit

It is genuinely mystifying to me that (as far as we know) no one has ever thrashed Trump within an inch of his life.

Can we impeach him for grotesque misogyny?

(don't watch anymore)

That tweet is a nightmare.

a spokesman for NBC News, Mark Kornblau, wrote on Twitter: “Never imagined a day when I would think to myself, ‘It is beneath my dignity to respond to the President of the United States.”

why the ever loving hell is this half-assed adjective before their name his go-to insulting nickname scheme

I'm firmly convinced President Lockerroomtalk stopped maturing about age 11.

What a shitstorm to wake up to.

At the risk of being completely obvious, they are doing this to distract from their #failing healthcare bill

I've idly thought this before but I believe with increasing firmness that Trump's supporters almost see him as some sort of GTA avatar. 'Awesome, that's totally what I would do if I were in charge and could unleash my id without any consequence! Give 'em hell, Donnie!' Except there's the whole thing where this isn't a videogame and the consequences Trump avoids are being suffered by whatever basic notions of civility and democracy we continue to cling to.

This will drop his approval ratings by 5% for a week, depending on how much he doubles down.

My only hope is that the health care repeal effort can be more directly tied to trump's #failing name, so that the July version of the bill that's marginally less hateful toward all of us (well, except the rich people) had more of a chance is going down

iPhone typos, as always

Maybe this was his big surprise.

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/340025-tapper-so-how-is-melanias-anti-cyberbullying-campaign-going

At the risk of being completely obvious, they are doing this to distract from their #failing healthcare bill

― Karl Malone,

otm

"She was bleeding badly from a facelift"

"She gets out and she starts asking me all sorts of ridiculous questions," Trump said in a CNN interview. "You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever. In my opinion, she was off base."
Good times 2015

And Megyn Kelly ended up making amends with trump and interviewing him later on, of course, because money.

And now Mika and the NBC spokesman have responded with a painfully unfunny meme that coincidentally advertises a product (little hands on a cheerios box) and a painfully unfunny outdated reference to another product (the Office), respectively. We are living in a lost Baudrillard paragraph

The Gulf War Did Not Take Place Was Fake News

not sure if i can handle four to eight more years of this shit

good news! when you really think about it, it's only 3 1/2 to 7 1/2 years.

also we will likely die horribly before then