why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Is there one 4 every month

I AM A PERFECT MAN I WAS BORN IN JANUARY AND I HATE LITTER

https://s9.postimg.org/6iigscgpb/born.png

potential crossover marketing for Amazon TV's I LOVE DICK?

I'm not a perfect fool.
I love my wife & drink from a glass.
I was born in November.
I shampoo my dog.
I have moles on my arm.
I own shoes.
If you don't like it, think how I feel.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19667867_1410408609013159_4202766897607462137_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=c7c1b82bda0ea7510a4eeb7195a4275d&oe=5A0B66E8

omg vomit

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i can't tell whether self-help books have become facebook memes or facebook memes have become self-help books. after my last visit to powell's, however, i have decided that i am going to write a self-help book which is just wall to wall profanity. though on the cover i guess i will have to put a * in place of the "u", because that way it will be not be "offensive" apparently. (mailer wept.)

lol not one of those inspirobot posts but my friend posted this on FB that he saw somewhere in public and as a misquote it's almost better than inspirobot:

http://i66.tinypic.com/2l9nk9g.jpg

excellent

I fucking hate the "wow" or surprise reaction, whatever it is, with the circle mouth. that thing really pisses me off. I don't know why

like are people really that wowed or surprised by shit? I cannot believe they are

nor do I believe they love anything, because love isn't real and the world is empty

also apparently there is some retarted fake 'don't accept so and so as your friend he's a hacker" thing going around, that I only know about via my retarded dad's family who are offenders #1 on posting retarded 'we got beaten as kids and now we're fine" memes and minion garbage and trump news, which makes me believe that only goddamned retards got this 'hacker' message and only goddamned retards are dumb enough to need to be informed it's fake. No one I know with a college education has bothered with such shit.

please reconsider using "retarded" as a term of opprobrium. it's worse than stupid to do that.

you ok, man?

You're right, apologies to the retarded, my family are much worse off

are they literally the characters from the south park tv show

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19944357_1269313419862026_5041982066630568321_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=e769091aaf5604933cc225d326b103c8&oe=59F7ECEC

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

that's an all-time relationship quote, i wonder who said it

Bob Marley, duh

How are we scoring "all your heart"? Sounds like more Rate Your Love bullshit to me, keep it on ILM

Has anyone mentioned that inspirobot is obviously fake? Like, those were clearly not generated by any 'AI' at all. I've seen a few of these things now: someone can't get any attention for their banal comedy/aphorisms/poetry/artwork so they claim that an 'AI' made it and suddenly they're rolling in clicks. Happy to be wrong if anyone has a link to the github repo or the text corpus it's based on

how many have you looked at? after hitting the button a dozen times you start to see the framework

yeah there are a bunch that don’t read as funny or vaguely logical and it’s a pretty simple structure of “x doesn’t blah because z” style subjects and verbs spit out by something that understands general grammatical rules

i don't think it even needs to understand grammar, it just uses a bunch of templates and fills in the blanks with appropriate parts of speech. it's mad libs.

A merely grammar-based AI would generate wholly nonsensical memes, because not every verb makes sense with every subject or object. There must be a semantic element at work there, unless Inspirobot generates utter nonsense a fair amount of the time. Confession: I haven't wasted spent time mindlessly clicking it and seeing what it spits out.

obviously it is coded beyond literal actual mad libs, and it occasionally shows its cracks

Perhaps it is hybrid - that is, the memeage is in fact auto-generated, but a person culls the selections to favor the absurdities most likely to be thought funny by internetz. The ones that are simple non sequiturs without lol appeal are discarded to increase the apparent quality of the overall pool.

Ah, I see, it is AI in the sense that dumping a box of Cards Against Humanity cards on the floor and randomly selecting one of each type is AI.

It's a bot, it's not AI.

idk why being pedantic about what ai means is necessary. when I was a kid that meant dr sbaitso and this seems to be on that level

this entertaining meme generator uses impure AI, to the dump it goes

No lols until i see algorithms

http://i.imgur.com/l08vxin.png

why is that one watermarked?

p sure that quote was originally Bob Marley

it's a classic rule

You mean like in The Office, and Superstore, and every TV sitcom ever, but actually never in real life?

there is no difference between TV and reality

a supervisor made my co-worker cry a couple weeks ago, for good reason not in an abusive boss way, and that night she posted this to her instagram
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ec/48/15/ec481541e742498056ee0b2e7efae9c2--unbroken-quotes-feeling-down-quotes.jpg

i mean the criticism was needed, not the crying. the crying was unnecessary.

"I still get very high

http://i.imgur.com/5cZX6Fh.jpg

dying is truly a notable regret

I almost posted the IKEA / spatial awareness one from the same list, but held off because I found it on imgur on and I want to be pure

purity overrated

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