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It's not the crime it's the coverup, doofus. It's not that you took the meeting (though it might be) it's that you did not admit to it, and it's sketchy/suspicious enough that your cohort had to amend a disclosure. Dum Dum Jr.

I love how Trump's Chelsea tweet is basically admitting that he's giving the country away.

Good morning Mr. President. It would never have occurred to my mother or my father to ask me. Were you giving our country away? Hoping not. https://t.co/4ODjWZUp0c

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) July 10, 2017

Don Jr. basically looks exactly like what he is, the greasy bad guy son of the evil bad guy in an '80s comedy.

I mean, I get it. If he hadn't had Melania save his seat while he was away, some other country could've snuck in and taken the US's place among the G20.

lollll at how predictably stupid and self-incriminating Junior is proving himself to be. JiC otm

He's going to go under oath and blurt out "Do you know who I am? Do you know who my dad is? You can't stop him. He's going to buy this whole damn town and run it over with a bulldozer, and there's nothing you nerds can do about it!"

Henry F. Potter Jr.

loool Josh

Chelsea Clinton is no more qualified for that role than anyone with a PhD in International Relations.

and no less

lol JiC

a friend called kid sized scoop donnie "discount patrick bateman" which is pretty otm

He only listens to the Weird Al parodies of '80s pop hits.

donnie half scoop

One Scoop Short of a Full Pint.

Omfg those are all great

"discount patrick bateman"

still think "inflated Rupert Pupkin" is a better match

cool twitta thread

(h/t DM) 72 hours after Don Jr met with a Russian agent at Trump Tower, the top Trump fan-site had its largest-ever membership spike by FAR. pic.twitter.com/3ntfZ6USfi

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) July 10, 2017

Is Seth Abramson that 'wishful postmodernism' guy or whatever that was?

metamodernism :/

He's the worst.

Well, maybe not the worst.

He's one of these twitter hardy boys people always looking for patterns in the carpet.

^ v. slick henry james burn

Source close to White House texts me this AM; "Pepe Nation on high alert. Today's mission: Operation We Got Don Jr.'s Back." 🐸🐸🐸

— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) July 10, 2017

If ever a weak Bond villain deserved his incompetent army of lackies...

These racist frogmen credit themselves with Trump winning the presidency.

They aren't wrong

Susan Collins is calling for the Senate Intel committee to interview Don Jr. Strikes me as potentially a big deal.

Turds all the way down.

yes, he is extremely dumb and it will be funny to watch him be interviewed if it's public

Don Jr. under oath with a Trump family lawyer in tow would be quite a thing to see.

it's gonna be hard when Half-Scoop has to live the rest of his life like a schnook

Yeah, it's a little sad that these kids don't realize they're participating in the destruction of whatever inheritance/legacy they might've had if their dipshit dad had just kept his head down and focused on being an amazing businessman and dealmaker.

Operation We Got Don Jr.'s Back

Fucking really?!

Can we exile the Trump family to a fertilizer farm in Mississippi and send all of these vile little bootlickers to be their subjects?

"discount patrick bateman"

still think "inflated Rupert Pupkin" is a better match

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 15:55 (two hours ago) Permalink

"Bargain basement Walter Wade, Jr."

"Thrift store Ted Bundy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdG34y8kUyc

Yeah, it's a little sad that these kids don't realize they're participating in the destruction of whatever inheritance/legacy they might've had if their dipshit dad had just kept his head down and focused on being an amazing businessman and dealmaker.

lol no it isn't, not even a little bit

every ounce of suffering heaped upon these people by history will be well-deserved; our end goal should be to make sure the historical view of the Trump family is that they are unprincipled grifters who rode a wave of racist and sexist resentment into power in a failed bid to inflate the family fortunes

DJP OTM

every ounce of suffering heaped upon these people by history will be well-deserved; our end goal should be to make sure the historical view of the Trump family is that they are unprincipled grifters who rode a wave of racist and sexist resentment into power in a failed bid to inflate the family fortunes

unfortunately, the trumps don't read history, and they'll probably end up with enough money that they can surround themselves with people who also don't know or care about history

as much as I want to believe these guys will at some point suffer the consequences of their actions even a little bit, the truth is that every single Trump will be just fine in the end and will go to their grave believing 100% that the deplorables who had their back really were the "silent majority" that represented the real America all along

I'm too young to remember, but what did Nixon do in the decades before his death?

Just so we're clear, my sympathy for the Trumps (and the GOP-at-large) is nonexistent and I wish for all of the bad things that the universe cares to heap upon them. The sadness is that of watching a sick animal eat its own leg off and hoping that nature takes its course as quickly as possible.

Sadly, I think there's probably a non-negligible chance that at least one of the junior cretins runs for office in the future. Our species doesn't seem to actually learn anything from its mistakes.

i feel like trump will eventually just revert to the the GWB "history will be my judge" model, and then on his death bed he'll be like "uh yeah, where is my historian? i have the best historians. how did history judge me?", followed by some douchebag telling him that the history polls show that he was the greatest president of all time, well, maybe tied with lincoln, then he'll die

The other day I was trying to think of what douchebag Don Jr. reminded me of, and then after a few seconds realized I was thinking of ... Don Jr. . Like, "Who does that douchebag Don Jr. remind me of? Oh yeah, Don Jr."

I imagine unlike sanguine, Zen GWB, Trump will end his life ranting and raving.

i really think there won't be much time for "historical views" as we bake to death