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donnie half scoop

One Scoop Short of a Full Pint.

Omfg those are all great

"discount patrick bateman"

still think "inflated Rupert Pupkin" is a better match

cool twitta thread

(h/t DM) 72 hours after Don Jr met with a Russian agent at Trump Tower, the top Trump fan-site had its largest-ever membership spike by FAR. pic.twitter.com/3ntfZ6USfi

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) July 10, 2017

Is Seth Abramson that 'wishful postmodernism' guy or whatever that was?

metamodernism :/

He's the worst.

Well, maybe not the worst.

He's one of these twitter hardy boys people always looking for patterns in the carpet.

^ v. slick henry james burn

Source close to White House texts me this AM; "Pepe Nation on high alert. Today's mission: Operation We Got Don Jr.'s Back." 🐸🐸🐸

— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) July 10, 2017

If ever a weak Bond villain deserved his incompetent army of lackies...

These racist frogmen credit themselves with Trump winning the presidency.

They aren't wrong

Susan Collins is calling for the Senate Intel committee to interview Don Jr. Strikes me as potentially a big deal.

Turds all the way down.

yes, he is extremely dumb and it will be funny to watch him be interviewed if it's public

Don Jr. under oath with a Trump family lawyer in tow would be quite a thing to see.

it's gonna be hard when Half-Scoop has to live the rest of his life like a schnook

Yeah, it's a little sad that these kids don't realize they're participating in the destruction of whatever inheritance/legacy they might've had if their dipshit dad had just kept his head down and focused on being an amazing businessman and dealmaker.

Operation We Got Don Jr.'s Back

Fucking really?!

Can we exile the Trump family to a fertilizer farm in Mississippi and send all of these vile little bootlickers to be their subjects?

"discount patrick bateman"

still think "inflated Rupert Pupkin" is a better match

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 15:55 (two hours ago) Permalink

"Bargain basement Walter Wade, Jr."

"Thrift store Ted Bundy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdG34y8kUyc

Yeah, it's a little sad that these kids don't realize they're participating in the destruction of whatever inheritance/legacy they might've had if their dipshit dad had just kept his head down and focused on being an amazing businessman and dealmaker.

lol no it isn't, not even a little bit

every ounce of suffering heaped upon these people by history will be well-deserved; our end goal should be to make sure the historical view of the Trump family is that they are unprincipled grifters who rode a wave of racist and sexist resentment into power in a failed bid to inflate the family fortunes

DJP OTM

every ounce of suffering heaped upon these people by history will be well-deserved; our end goal should be to make sure the historical view of the Trump family is that they are unprincipled grifters who rode a wave of racist and sexist resentment into power in a failed bid to inflate the family fortunes

unfortunately, the trumps don't read history, and they'll probably end up with enough money that they can surround themselves with people who also don't know or care about history

as much as I want to believe these guys will at some point suffer the consequences of their actions even a little bit, the truth is that every single Trump will be just fine in the end and will go to their grave believing 100% that the deplorables who had their back really were the "silent majority" that represented the real America all along

I'm too young to remember, but what did Nixon do in the decades before his death?

Just so we're clear, my sympathy for the Trumps (and the GOP-at-large) is nonexistent and I wish for all of the bad things that the universe cares to heap upon them. The sadness is that of watching a sick animal eat its own leg off and hoping that nature takes its course as quickly as possible.

Sadly, I think there's probably a non-negligible chance that at least one of the junior cretins runs for office in the future. Our species doesn't seem to actually learn anything from its mistakes.

i feel like trump will eventually just revert to the the GWB "history will be my judge" model, and then on his death bed he'll be like "uh yeah, where is my historian? i have the best historians. how did history judge me?", followed by some douchebag telling him that the history polls show that he was the greatest president of all time, well, maybe tied with lincoln, then he'll die

The other day I was trying to think of what douchebag Don Jr. reminded me of, and then after a few seconds realized I was thinking of ... Don Jr. . Like, "Who does that douchebag Don Jr. remind me of? Oh yeah, Don Jr."

I imagine unlike sanguine, Zen GWB, Trump will end his life ranting and raving.

i really think there won't be much time for "historical views" as we bake to death

or

At least it looks like we'll get a damn good baseball playoffs before it's all over.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) July 9, 2017

i share the same cynical attitude toward the fossil fuel kingpins and climate change deniers. sometimes enviros have sad wet dreams about how the people who perpetrated this catastrophe will see how wrong they were and feel so bad and beg for forgiveness. but most likely they'll just take their money and move to a heavily fortified compound in a beautiful remote area of formerly uninhabitable land made fertile by climate change, while the rest of us tear each other's eyeballs out and eat each other or whatever we end up doing

I'm too young to remember, but what did Nixon do in the decades before his death?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqoXwXwJxk-XiuIQsSu-lSmsH9beXqg7kPMx-4UsyWqCjQsOwX

Imagine how fucked up it would be if a US president could drop over 100000 bombs and deport 2.5 million people and leave office with his legacy in tact

ugh

http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/donald-trump-eskaliert-seinen-krieg-gegen-die-medien-a-1155174.html

Trumps fans love his attacks against the media

That with the odds is not true. Like Fox News and MSNBC, which are as successful as not for long, CNN is also on the up. The three rivals are 33 per cent higher than the previous year - thanks to Trump: the more the journalists sabotage, the more the stations earn.

The same is true for most other US media who enjoy a renaissance of investigative research. When the "Washington Post" now revealed a "Time" -cover with the portrait Trumps, which hung in his golf clubs , as a fake , Trump promptly repulsed and threatened Amazon, the parent company of the paper, a fictional "Internet tax".

Trumps, in turn, loves mediaeval supporters, who have already journalized the journalists in their election campaigns, insulted and challenged. When the Republican Congress candidate Greg Gianforte recently beat a reporter of the "Guardian" bloody, they thanked him with an election victory .

sigh how we must look to the rest of the civilized world

Meanwhile, among the surrogates

Second angry caller to Christie, "Mike from Montclair" calls him a bully and calls him a "fat ass." Christie calls him a communist.

— Nick Corasaniti (@NYTnickc) July 10, 2017

Just so we're clear, my sympathy for the Trumps (and the GOP-at-large) is nonexistent and I wish for all of the bad things that the universe cares to heap upon them. The sadness is that of watching a sick animal eat its own leg off and hoping that nature takes its course as quickly as possible.

Sadly, I think there's probably a non-negligible chance that at least one of the junior cretins runs for office in the future. Our species doesn't seem to actually learn anything from its mistakes.

― Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Monday, July 10, 2017 3:10 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but you're not going to see Sarah McLachlan raising awareness for rich self-destructive assholes. I'd rephrase.

Man, would I love it if Kid Rock and Ted Nugent hosted some sort of Asshole-a-palooza concert.

preferably in a venue designed after a Roach Motel

I believe Three Doors Down is free. Like, in perpetuity.

i used to listen to that sports channel occasionally fuck that fat ass and that stupid station for putting him on.

yoknapatawpha on the potomac :(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snopes_trilogy