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Man, would I love it if Kid Rock and Ted Nugent hosted some sort of Asshole-a-palooza concert.

preferably in a venue designed after a Roach Motel

I believe Three Doors Down is free. Like, in perpetuity.

i used to listen to that sports channel occasionally fuck that fat ass and that stupid station for putting him on.

yoknapatawpha on the potomac :(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snopes_trilogy

"we are born innocent "
Sarah McLachlan

http://blog.rongarret.info/2017/07/a-brief-history-of-political-discourse.html

Well that didn't take long!

Reuters wire - EXCLUSIVE: LAWYER ALAN FUTERFAS HIRED TO REPRESENT DONALD TRUMP JR. IN CONNECTION WITH RUSSIA PROBES

— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) July 10, 2017

Who needs multidimensional chess, it's lawyers within lawyers within lawyers!

I don't imagine that's really pronounced Fooder-fozz, but I think it should be. xp

"Futerfas?" Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.

futerfasfront true believer

His office is apparently in Trump Tower. That's convenient.

"My name is...Slartibartfast."

xp -- He probably just went down the hall and knocked. "Uh...you free?"

"We've got a code orange in the kid rec room Pewderpus, bring the binders."

Minor details!

How do you get into meeting w/Trump Jr., Manafort, Kushner at Trump Tower w/o revealing your identity? Trump had Secret Service protection.

— Ryan Lizza (@RyanLizza) July 10, 2017

That's why they call it the secret service.

I really hope that Futerfas is in private practice with someone named Henry Wackenberg and that they call their firm Futer-Wacken.

Fortinbras

https://www.vox.com/world/2017/7/10/15948078/donald-trump-jr-russia-illegal

discount patrick bateman was about junior, not dt

also dan otm

Oh hey, more on Don Jr.'s new lawyer

https://www.buzzfeed.com/zoetillman/donald-trump-jr-has-hired-a-lawyer-who-has-handled?utm_term=.txpweKGGD#.xfE45vGGb

Unlike Kasowitz, however, Futerfas’s practice is steeped in high-profile white-collar matters, as well as the occasional political controversy. News archives show that Futerfas has long represented clients with alleged ties to organized crime, including alleged members of the Bonanno, Gambino, Genovese, and Colombo crime families. Last year, he represented the son of a New York pizzeria owner who was found guilty of drug-related charges in a case that stemmed from an investigation into drug trafficking by the Italian mafia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNMQqh1ovlM

Wacky!

NEW: Email shows Trump Jr. was told before meeting that Clinton dirt came from Russian effort to aid Trump campaign https://t.co/lvcZXxDTKJ

— Amy Fiscus (@amyfiscus) July 11, 2017

Ha, just posted that on the Russia thread. Be awesome (if unlikely) if when all the dust settles it's not his rogue's gallery that brings him down but his dumbass son.

I remain totally pessimistic that anything's going to bring Trump down, but surely this, finally, is the smoking gun.

I want to see him to try to throw his son under the bus so bad. I'm not proud of myself for wanting to see that.

I wouldn't feel any guilt Treesh, I hope this family just self-destroy before our very eyes.

I think the funniest outcome would be if it turns out all these idiots were in fact being worked by the Russians, but each thought they were colluding independently. What's the harm, right? No one will find out. And then, bam, they all learn that literally everyone else has been doing the same thing. The only thing that could make it more perfect is if they all caught crabs at the same time, too.

If the family isn't crushed by this or something else, we're going to see Trump juniors running for political office for the next 50 years

Trump Jr is a charisma black hole. If any Trump will run for office it will be Ivanka and only after Jared serves two terms and climate change has advanced to the point where it rains sulfuric acid.

This is the funniest part of the story:

But Mr. Goldstone, who wrote the email over a year ago, denied any knowledge of involvement by the Russian government in the matter, saying that never dawned on him. “Never, never ever,” he said. Later, after the email was described to The Times, efforts to reach him for further comment were unsuccessful.

In the immortal words of Foxygen, that's news to me, that's news to...

Also, Wilson noticed something I'd missed:

"PART OF." Process that. "Part of." https://t.co/WVEId0t9gl pic.twitter.com/fNPaF5TwSN

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 11, 2017

apparently part of the kompromat vlad's been holding over two scoops is incriminating evidence on fredo and the other stooges?

So in sum:

pic.twitter.com/8GChxQcyvr

— darth:™ (@darth) July 11, 2017

Annnnd...Drudge is reporting it.

Big. pic.twitter.com/4MSNFNU7QG

— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) July 11, 2017

If any Trump will run for office it will be Ivanka and only after Jared serves two terms

Two terms in prison?

This was the alternate hell timeline.

wrt to the email:

pic.twitter.com/bPgKxgevEL

— Astead W. Herndon (@AsteadWH) July 11, 2017

Tiffany would have at least deleted the email

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) July 11, 2017

Barron never would have taken the meeting

"Bold strategy, Cotton."

Mark Corallo's statement to @GuardianUS about the NYT story pic.twitter.com/fgGsQyA7Er

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) July 11, 2017

Is there any indication thus far that the email exists? Or is it just its contents being reported? Either way, can't Mueller et al. now justifiably subpoena his emails?

Emails.
Emails.
Emails.

future politicians are going to communicate by carrier pigeon and smoke signals

I'm sure Trump would prefer that!

The coincidences alone in this story ...

So Don Jr. gets lured to a meeting with the promise of Clinton dirt. Manafort and Jared (!) are there too (!!). So clearly this was a red alert meeting, not just some shit about adoptions. Two Scoops was in the house at Trump tower, too, allegedly somewhere else, though he lunched with Manafort this day. And it just so happens to be the first time Two Scoops brought up the 33,000 emails number. Hmmm.

email-wise i feel like most of these cats, though especially the trumps, are roughly as tech-savvy as Strong Bad, if not less so

time to investigate benghazi again, if you ask me