Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

It's about ethics in Mexican food journalism

Brimming with confidence

Were there any other meetings between Russians and the Trump campaign? Sanders: "There’s nothing that I’m aware of at this time"

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) July 11, 2017

No, no indeed

Asked if Trump is now aware of Russian effort to help him in 2016 @SHSanders45: "I’m not going to answer any questions on this matter."

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) July 11, 2017

Putin told him there wasnt. duh! keep up

"Chalupa's work for the DNC is probably more comparable than Steele"

drop the chalupa

oh someone already made that joke

DON JR: ok so I hav this email, it says i did it

LAWYER: damn, ok. just don't show anyone

DON JR [lookin up from twitter]: don't b mad

— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) July 11, 2017

The Treasonous Trumps: next on ABC!

except it's more like

DON JR: ok so I hav this email, it says i did it

LAWYER: damn, ok. just don't show anyone

NYT: uh we also hav email so

DON JR [lookin up from twitter]: don't b mad

In 4 or 8 or fewer years, expect several of these:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/If_I_did_It_2.png

today is the day Trump truly became President

Life comes at you at a speedier pace than you might have expected pic.twitter.com/RhOfPE7kLD

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) July 11, 2017

Dornald Junoir for Presidetn

hahaha

Ed Rogers is such a fucking clown

and if a lickspittle apologist like *him* is concerned, that is a v bad sign

otoh Senior Republican Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah calls the matter "overblown," describing Donald Trump Jr. as "a very nice young man.

http://www.ranker.com/list/serial-killers-who-seemed-the-most-normal/ranker-crime

As in, "he always seemed like such a nice young man, who could have ever imagined..."

Hate to state the obvious but I wonder what he would have said had it been Chelsea

Orrin Hatch, expert in pubes in Pepsi cans.

"sinister vagina-haver"

xp

expert "in"? ew

the pence tape sounds stuck, the good christian that he is: "The Vice President is working every day to advance the president's agenda, which is what the American people sent us here to do. The Vice President was not aware of the meeting. He is not focused on stories about the campaign, particularly stories about the time before he joined the ticket."

Contacted Trump Jr this morning on why he should publish his emails (i.e with us). Two hours later, does it himself: https://t.co/FzCttGSyr6

— Julian Assange (@JulianAssange) July 11, 2017

when you've lost Rich LOLwry, etc:

I have believed that 1) Trump’s weird defensiveness over Russia had to do with his reflex to reject anything undermining the legitimacy of his election and 2) the forgetfulness of people around him about Russia contacts was normal Washington evasion — it’s never a good time to be forthcoming if it’s going to create a negative news-cycle in an incredibly hostile news environment. But the way this story has unfolded, with Don. Jr.’s highly misleading accounts, raises the prospect that it’s something worse.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

What's Assange (hey he's still alive) getting at? That it would have been better for DTjr to send his emails to wikileaks so they could anonymously put them out there? Why?

it's yr standard "hey remember me I'm IMPORTANT!" bullshit

Had wikileaks released them people would have at least questioned their provenance. DJTJ can't even do the wrong thing right.

In the movie and in real life, as seen in the hearing videos, Senator Orrin Hatch implied that Anita Hill's Coke can claims were inspired by The Exorcist book.

According to video of the hearing, the allegation that Hatch harped on was what Hill alleged as "an occasion in which Thomas was drinking a Coke in his office. He got up from the table at which [he and Hill] were working, went over to his desk to get the Coke, looked at the can and asked, 'Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?'"

Oh so if it is a republican, you ask permission?

— John Podesta (@john_podesta) July 11, 2017

nice

"Now the story of a wealthy family about to lose everything, and the one son who had no choice but to release the incriminating emails..."

— Kory Stamper (@KoryStamper) July 11, 2017

Breaking records and now breaking the rules.  I love it!!!

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) April 4, 2011

is that to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme

xp

Podesta acct is a fake

Oh well!

Source close to Manafort says he didn't read all the way down the email chain https://t.co/ocZOxAB6AX

— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) July 11, 2017

I am going to come out right now and predict Trmp victor y in 2020

Shakey and JiC otm. Assange must be gutted his "we open governments" organisation isn't in demand as much as it used to be.

Ah yes, logic.

Hannity: "If Donald trump himself were colluding with Vladimir Putin and the Russians, why would he need his son to act as an intermediary?"

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) July 11, 2017

This guy.

"Another shoe just dropped, as I told you weeks ago. More shoes will drop."
--John McCain on the Trump JR. emails

— James Arkin (@JamesArkin) July 11, 2017

I'm waiting for the argument that you can't really break the law if you don't know what the law says

"so many shoes. i will live in a fort made of shoes."

I'm waiting for the argument that you can't really break the law if you don't know what the law says can't actually read

That Hannity quote is like, "Sure, you have a Donald Trump colluding with the Russians, but it's not the Donald Trump. Nice try, suckers."

Xps, that might actually be true:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/dopey-donald-trump-jr-might-just-be-saved-by-his-own-ignorance

1. Do whatever you want
2. Someone tells you some of that was illegal
3. I didn't know that, can I pay a fine or have my lawyer argue about it in a court
4. Repeat

Okay this is kinda amazing.

MEANWHILE, IN MOSCOW: Emin Agalarov posts a selfie with the caption "what's in the news ??? 😜" https://t.co/JYx5ya0l5x pic.twitter.com/zo2D0iiZge

— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) July 11, 2017

human trollface

"Another shoe just dropped, as I told you weeks ago. More shoes will drop."
--John McCain on the Trump JR. emails

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IAmNotFoot2.jpg

stfu John McCain