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Orrin Hatch, expert in pubes in Pepsi cans.

"sinister vagina-haver"

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expert "in"? ew

the pence tape sounds stuck, the good christian that he is: "The Vice President is working every day to advance the president's agenda, which is what the American people sent us here to do. The Vice President was not aware of the meeting. He is not focused on stories about the campaign, particularly stories about the time before he joined the ticket."

Contacted Trump Jr this morning on why he should publish his emails (i.e with us). Two hours later, does it himself: https://t.co/FzCttGSyr6

— Julian Assange (@JulianAssange) July 11, 2017

when you've lost Rich LOLwry, etc:

I have believed that 1) Trump’s weird defensiveness over Russia had to do with his reflex to reject anything undermining the legitimacy of his election and 2) the forgetfulness of people around him about Russia contacts was normal Washington evasion — it’s never a good time to be forthcoming if it’s going to create a negative news-cycle in an incredibly hostile news environment. But the way this story has unfolded, with Don. Jr.’s highly misleading accounts, raises the prospect that it’s something worse.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

What's Assange (hey he's still alive) getting at? That it would have been better for DTjr to send his emails to wikileaks so they could anonymously put them out there? Why?

it's yr standard "hey remember me I'm IMPORTANT!" bullshit

Had wikileaks released them people would have at least questioned their provenance. DJTJ can't even do the wrong thing right.

In the movie and in real life, as seen in the hearing videos, Senator Orrin Hatch implied that Anita Hill's Coke can claims were inspired by The Exorcist book.

According to video of the hearing, the allegation that Hatch harped on was what Hill alleged as "an occasion in which Thomas was drinking a Coke in his office. He got up from the table at which [he and Hill] were working, went over to his desk to get the Coke, looked at the can and asked, 'Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?'"

Oh so if it is a republican, you ask permission?

— John Podesta (@john_podesta) July 11, 2017

nice

"Now the story of a wealthy family about to lose everything, and the one son who had no choice but to release the incriminating emails..."

— Kory Stamper (@KoryStamper) July 11, 2017

Breaking records and now breaking the rules.  I love it!!!

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) April 4, 2011

is that to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme

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Podesta acct is a fake

Oh well!

Source close to Manafort says he didn't read all the way down the email chain https://t.co/ocZOxAB6AX

— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) July 11, 2017

I am going to come out right now and predict Trmp victor y in 2020

Shakey and JiC otm. Assange must be gutted his "we open governments" organisation isn't in demand as much as it used to be.

Ah yes, logic.

Hannity: "If Donald trump himself were colluding with Vladimir Putin and the Russians, why would he need his son to act as an intermediary?"

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) July 11, 2017

This guy.

"Another shoe just dropped, as I told you weeks ago. More shoes will drop."
--John McCain on the Trump JR. emails

— James Arkin (@JamesArkin) July 11, 2017

I'm waiting for the argument that you can't really break the law if you don't know what the law says

"so many shoes. i will live in a fort made of shoes."

I'm waiting for the argument that you can't really break the law if you don't know what the law says can't actually read

That Hannity quote is like, "Sure, you have a Donald Trump colluding with the Russians, but it's not the Donald Trump. Nice try, suckers."

Xps, that might actually be true:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/dopey-donald-trump-jr-might-just-be-saved-by-his-own-ignorance

1. Do whatever you want
2. Someone tells you some of that was illegal
3. I didn't know that, can I pay a fine or have my lawyer argue about it in a court
4. Repeat

Okay this is kinda amazing.

MEANWHILE, IN MOSCOW: Emin Agalarov posts a selfie with the caption "what's in the news ??? 😜" https://t.co/JYx5ya0l5x pic.twitter.com/zo2D0iiZge

— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) July 11, 2017

human trollface

"Another shoe just dropped, as I told you weeks ago. More shoes will drop."
--John McCain on the Trump JR. emails

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IAmNotFoot2.jpg

stfu John McCain

Funny how much the Business Genius Getting Shit Done Administration relies on the "Duhh it's my first day I didn't know any better" defense

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) July 11, 2017

idk, I keep saying it, but this is exactly the same shit Trump pulled doing business

do whatever or say whatever to get a deal started or work done on your property, then completely refuse to deal with any ramifications. whether it's acknowledging the law or paying contractors, there's no indication there was ever any real intention

Liberal media in a frenzy because Donald Trump Jr released all his emails. Should've just deleted them. We know that's fine with them!

— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) July 11, 2017

Like your son deleted that dog https://t.co/QRDcByc562

— Davey Jones (@DHBJones) July 11, 2017

this whole but Hillary shit makes me laugh.. like idgaf if she is Trumps cellmate at this point she ain't shit to me.

they really are lost without their supervillains

Hillary was a hero to most...

Half Scoop is more a Jackie Aprile Jr-level incompetent, if we're going with a Sopranos comp

are there extra Phantom Zone thingies for Mike Huck and his dumbshit daughter

xpost Eric is more the Jackie Aprile, Donnie looking more like the Bevilacqua boy by the minute

Spicer = Little Carmine

what happened to spicey?? i haven't seen him around

Oh goody, more "treason" badminton by the beige wallpaper known as Tim Kaine

i know the cultural refs here are mostly the last 20 years, but this is more like The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight.

the treason cries def aren't helpful. even in a made-for-press quote

Wait until Don Jr. learns how to upload videos.

— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) July 11, 2017

"Dad i got ahead of that tape thing for you, check youtube"

i'm an idiot for it but GOP responses ranging from shrugging to outright cheering him on are just astounding

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the godfather but everyone is fredo

p much