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I am going to come out right now and predict Trmp victor y in 2020

Shakey and JiC otm. Assange must be gutted his "we open governments" organisation isn't in demand as much as it used to be.

Ah yes, logic.

Hannity: "If Donald trump himself were colluding with Vladimir Putin and the Russians, why would he need his son to act as an intermediary?"

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) July 11, 2017

This guy.

"Another shoe just dropped, as I told you weeks ago. More shoes will drop."
--John McCain on the Trump JR. emails

— James Arkin (@JamesArkin) July 11, 2017

I'm waiting for the argument that you can't really break the law if you don't know what the law says

"so many shoes. i will live in a fort made of shoes."

I'm waiting for the argument that you can't really break the law if you don't know what the law says can't actually read

That Hannity quote is like, "Sure, you have a Donald Trump colluding with the Russians, but it's not the Donald Trump. Nice try, suckers."

Xps, that might actually be true:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/dopey-donald-trump-jr-might-just-be-saved-by-his-own-ignorance

1. Do whatever you want
2. Someone tells you some of that was illegal
3. I didn't know that, can I pay a fine or have my lawyer argue about it in a court
4. Repeat

Okay this is kinda amazing.

MEANWHILE, IN MOSCOW: Emin Agalarov posts a selfie with the caption "what's in the news ??? 😜" https://t.co/JYx5ya0l5x pic.twitter.com/zo2D0iiZge

— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) July 11, 2017

human trollface

"Another shoe just dropped, as I told you weeks ago. More shoes will drop."
--John McCain on the Trump JR. emails

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IAmNotFoot2.jpg

stfu John McCain

Funny how much the Business Genius Getting Shit Done Administration relies on the "Duhh it's my first day I didn't know any better" defense

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) July 11, 2017

idk, I keep saying it, but this is exactly the same shit Trump pulled doing business

do whatever or say whatever to get a deal started or work done on your property, then completely refuse to deal with any ramifications. whether it's acknowledging the law or paying contractors, there's no indication there was ever any real intention

Liberal media in a frenzy because Donald Trump Jr released all his emails. Should've just deleted them. We know that's fine with them!

— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) July 11, 2017

Like your son deleted that dog https://t.co/QRDcByc562

— Davey Jones (@DHBJones) July 11, 2017

this whole but Hillary shit makes me laugh.. like idgaf if she is Trumps cellmate at this point she ain't shit to me.

they really are lost without their supervillains

Hillary was a hero to most...

Half Scoop is more a Jackie Aprile Jr-level incompetent, if we're going with a Sopranos comp

are there extra Phantom Zone thingies for Mike Huck and his dumbshit daughter

xpost Eric is more the Jackie Aprile, Donnie looking more like the Bevilacqua boy by the minute

Spicer = Little Carmine

what happened to spicey?? i haven't seen him around

Oh goody, more "treason" badminton by the beige wallpaper known as Tim Kaine

i know the cultural refs here are mostly the last 20 years, but this is more like The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight.

the treason cries def aren't helpful. even in a made-for-press quote

Wait until Don Jr. learns how to upload videos.

— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) July 11, 2017

"Dad i got ahead of that tape thing for you, check youtube"

i'm an idiot for it but GOP responses ranging from shrugging to outright cheering him on are just astounding

https://scontent.fewr1-4.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19959360_10156050970297137_892002378191090483_n.jpg?oh=aab5c58197f995e353792f875b3a7d54&oe=59CCD181

the godfather but everyone is fredo

p much

https://www.yahoo.com/news/new-details-emerge-moscow-real-estate-deal-led-trump-kremlin-alliance-190126219.html

I couldn't really think of other Sopranos parallels cuz a bunch of those people are actually sort of sharp (or at least good at their jobs)

xp

what happened to spicey?? i haven't seen him around

― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, July 11, 2017 3:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

according to Bannon, Spicer got too fat to be the public face of the Trump admin so they only let him do press conferences without cameras

Is that serious

define serious

Spicer is kind of an odd, portly dude, but he is 90s Brad Pitt compared to Bannon.

Neither Spicer nor deputy press secretary Sarah Sanders responded to queries about the changes to the briefings. Asked why the briefings are now routinely held off-camera, White House chief strategist Steve Bannon said in a text message “Sean got fatter,” and did not respond to a follow-up.

it's a joke, but Trump has also "joked" about how he has standards for people that visually represent him and they did hook up Spicey with a bad Trump suit in his first week on the job

Well, Bannon's definitely not doing press briefings, either xp

Spicer is the only member of this administration for whom I feel pity mixed with disdain rather than just disdain. He's a winner in my book, relatively speaking.

Nah fuck that guy

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/07/11/russian-lawyer-says-no-one-put-her-up-to-meeting-with-trump/

“I think it was someone who wanted to look like they were a big shot," said Veselnitskaya. "Goldstone. I think he said he had something very important from the Kremlin to make it look like he is a big deal.”

But she said she wanted to talk about the Magnitsky sanctions. In the meeting with Trump, “We sat and talked to each other for a few minutes and it was clear we were talking about two different things.”

It's really looking like this Goldstone dude just lined up a meeting between a Russian who was looking for someone with political influence on one side, and someone who wanted to get some political dirt from the Russians, and stuck them in a meeting with the hopes something would come together?

jesus christ what a shitshow

Why in the world is Don Jr. being permitted to go on Hannity tonight? I mean yeah, moderator in your corner offering softball questions, but wouldn't his shifty lawyer be saying stfu for a while already?

I am wondering if conspiracy is still applicable here; if TrumpJ thought he was going in to get Clinton dirt from the Russian government, wouldn't that point towards a collusion attempt even if the person he ended up talking to didn't have the info he was looking for?

I know it's tenuous and not as sexy/hilarious as the "TrumpJ cuts off nose to spite face" circus that's been happening today but is there a legal reason why that line of inquiry wouldn't be worth pursuing?

Well, there is that scene in "A Few Good Men"

Kaffee: Oregano, Dave, it was ten dollars worth of oregano.
Dave: Yeah, well, your client thought it was marijuana.
Kaffee: My client's a moron, that's not against the law.
Dave: I got people to answer to just like you do. I'm gonna charge him.
Kaffee: With what, possession of a condiment?

"what are you talking about, all I did was go to Chris Hansen's house..."

i know the cultural refs here are mostly the last 20 years, but this is more like The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight.

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, July 11, 2017 3:41 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if we're doing Jimmy Breslin refs, they're more like The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight mixed with the 1962 Mets, minus all the lovability

lol godspeed you dumb idiots

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/07/11/gop-fund-trump-border-wall-240418