xpost Not to mention stamina. An entire pizza!
― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link
A new take, found in Elizabeth Von Arnim's The Caravaners
"My hearers will agree with me that such raptures are well enough in a young girl in a white gown, with blue eyes and the washed out virginal appearence one does not dislike at eighteen before Love the Artist has pounced on it and painted it pink, and they will also I think agree that the older and married women must take care to be at all times quiet. Ejaculations of a poetic or ecstatic nature should not, as a rule, pass their lips. They may ejaculate perhaps over a young baby (if it is their own) but that is the one exception; and there is a good reason for this one, the posession of a young baby implying as a general rule a corresponding youth in its mother. I do not think however that it is nice when a woman ejaculates over, say, her tenth young baby."
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
Jesus fuckin christ
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
(yes i know it's the alternate usage of 'ejaculate')
so that's where updike got it
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
updike started this thread??
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link
Tuom Updike
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
is it bad to masturbate in a room where Nirvana's Nevermind (1991 alternative rock album whose cover shows a naked baby boy, Spencer Elden, swimming underwater with a U.S. dollar bill on a fishhook, in front of him, just out of his reach) is on prominent display?
― in walked airbud (unregistered), Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:37 (two years ago) link
i love ilx
― sarahell, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:45 (two years ago) link
Be assured, the baby pictured on the album cannot see you masturbating, for it is only a two dimensional representation and not a real baby.
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:47 (two years ago) link
It could be the Phantom Zone
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:54 (two years ago) link
the revive that needed to happen, kudos
― sleeve, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:55 (two years ago) link
as soon as I saw the thread pop back up, I knew
― a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Thursday, 26 August 2021 22:19 (two years ago) link