Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

he likes to touch

what a freak

Imagine the horror that is his partner's obligatory (monthly?) appointment with this man's naked "touch," just kind of randomly pawing and pulling and sprawling his weight all over the place

sorry

The thought of Trump's naked flesh inspires in me a quality of horror not unlike that experienced by a Lovecraft protagonist.

That is kinda what her face shows, she has witnessed the ineffable

the ineffable un-EFFable

Physical intimacy with Trump involves his torso opening and a mass of gelatinous tendrils pulling you into the fetid cocoon of his body cavity to siphon off your hopes and dreams while he just lies there tweeting about his inauguration crowd size.

Kasich calls the new bill 'unacceptable'. Unfortunately Portman isn't up for election until 22, otherwise I'd think he'd be a no as well. I don't get how senators can be bought to do something their constituencies are so overwhelmingly against that no pittance would change their minds. But yeah, never underestimate the malice and stupidity of the GOP, I guess.

how susceptible Trump is to flattery, especially from younger leaders like Macron and Trudeau who are manipulating him like crazy.

It must be difficult to weigh the props you get from your countrymen for treating Trump like the turd he is vs. how much of the planet you might save by telling him how smart he is.

When on top the psoriatic discoloration across his breasts bears an uncanny resemblance to his victorious electoral map

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ew

It's not that the emails weren't scanned and tweeted but that something something Loretta Lynch

― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, July 11, 2017 1:10 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

“Somebody said that her visa or her passport to come into the country was approved by Attorney General Lynch. Now maybe that's wrong, but I just heard that a little while ago. I was surprised to hear that,” Donald Trump said.

“Now the lawyer that went to the meeting, I see that she was in the halls of Congress also. Somebody said that her visa or her passport to come into the country was approved by Attorney General Loretta Lynch. Now, maybe that's wrong, because I just heard about that a little while ago, but I was a little surprised to hear that: She's here because of Lynch.”

thanks obama

two-scoops can dish killer derp

Now I may or may not have conspired with this person, who's to say really, but one thing we know for sure is that there's a man and a woman out there who came together and created this person in the first place, and you have to ask yourself what kind of people they were to bring such a nasty woman into the world.

His goalpost shifting is about as subtle as a mid-'90s Pauly Shore vehicle.

AG has literally nothing to do with passports or visas, the dumbass.

But...he heard!

loretta lynch

As horrible as it sounds, when they throw the large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don't see them—they hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff?

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Christian Broadcasting journalist David Brody is co-authoring a book called The Faith of Donald J. Trump: A Spiritual Biography.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) July 14, 2017

http://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-team-met-russian-accused-of-international-hacking-conspiracy

The alleged former Soviet intelligence officer who attended the now-infamous meeting with Donald Trump Jr. and other top campaign officials last June was previously accused in federal and state courts of orchestrating an international hacking conspiracy. Rinat Akhmetshin told the Associated Press on Friday he accompanied Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya to the June 9, 2016, meeting with Donald Trump Jr., Jared Kushner, and Paul Manafort. Trump’s attorney confirmed Akhmetshin’s attendance in a statement.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-agUQ5N_lMcU/V48L-Flw3XI/AAAAAAABEZA/1LxXvM8rFcwaBbNsIHJ4UNSVTCsVfaFPgCLcB/s1600/1.jpg

man the evangelical media/ Trump nexus is the sickest grift in years

just the absolute balls. it must be intoxicating to be involved in that level of head-fuckery.

Buried in this story

https://apnews.com/dceed1008d8f45afb314aca65797762a

Separately on Friday, the data and digital director for Trump’s presidential campaign said he will speak with the House Intelligence committee later this month as part of its own Russia probe.

Brad Parscale said in a statement that he is “unaware of any Russian involvement” in the data and digital operations but will voluntarily appear before the panel and looks forward to “sharing with them everything I know.”

Honestly would prefer to see him do that with the Senate committee but anyway.

🐦[Christian Broadcasting journalist David Brody is co-authoring a book called The Faith of Donald J. Trump: A Spiritual Biography.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) July 14, 2017🕸]🐦

so it's a work of fiction?

His co-author: John Barron.

it's a double-spaced pamphlet

i'd actually be v interested to see what those guys' balance sheets were looking like in the run up to 2016. i mean i'm sure they were doing just fine but maybe the Trump train is viewed as a new and exciting way to goose their revenue stream?

"And which book of the Bible speaks to you most?"

"Boy that Song of Solomon, when he's talking about her--"

"Interview over!"

https://i.imgur.com/T1TNVUI.jpg

It's not as if there aren't centuries of precedence, but it's a helluva thing to be a complete moral void hitching your wagon to a system that is (theoretically) the antithesis of everything you represent. And I'm referring both to Trump and anyone still singing his praises who has the chutzpah to call themselves a Christian.

Anyway, we ARE up to seven now. Do I hear eight?

Another confirmation that Rob Goldstone was in the room. Don Jr., Kush, P-Fort, Natalia, Rinat, translator, Goldstone makes 7, not 6. pic.twitter.com/vYtQDXaEwR

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) July 14, 2017

https://apnews.com/dceed1008d8f45afb314aca65797762a/Russian-American-lobbyist-says-he-was-in-Trump-son's-meeting

Oh odd soul

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/gop-rep-get-trump-children-out-of-white-house

“It’s a meeting that should not have taken place. I think he thought he was looking out for his father’s best interest, but at first flush it doesn’t look like it was appropriate action,” he told KBTX this week. “I’m going out on a limb here, but I would say that I think it would be in the President’s best interest if he removed all of his children from the White House. Not only Donald Trump, but Ivanka and Jared Kushner.”

Flores said that he wishes President Donald Trump “would get them out of the way” so that the administration could “have a professional staff” and focus on policy issues.

During the meeting, Akhmetshin said Veselnitskaya brought with her a plastic folder with printed-out documents that detailed what she believed was the flow of illicit funds to the Democratic National Committee. Veselnitskaya presented the contents of the documents to the Trump associates and suggested that making the information public could help the Trump campaign, he said.

“This could be a good issue to expose how the DNC is accepting bad money,” Akhmetshin recalled her saying.

Trump Jr. asked the attorney if she had all the evidence to back up her claims, including whether she could demonstrate the flow of the money. But Veselnitskaya said the Trump campaign would need to research it more. After that, Trump Jr. lost interest, according to Akhmetshin.

“They couldn’t wait for the meeting to end,” he said.

Akhmetshin said he does not know if Veselnitskaya’s documents were provided by the Russian government. He said he thinks she left the materials with the Trump associates. It was unclear if she handed the documents to anyone in the room or simply left them behind, he said.

But of course.

Trump Jr. asked the attorney if she had all the evidence to back up her claims, including whether she could demonstrate the flow of the money. But Veselnitskaya said the Trump campaign would need to research it more. After that, Trump Jr. lost interest, according to Akhmetshin.

“They couldn’t wait for the meeting to end,” he said.

next line of attack: "Don Jr is too lazy to be evil"

Like father like...goddamn, this writing shit takes forever, fuck this.

Veselnitskaya: "you'll have to do more research..."

Don Jr: https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/dykKypFJcZrp1xJn1qiHchiQPO0/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2015/01/14/904/n/1922283/ea7f58ce7846063f_paul-rudd/i/So-Beth-Asks-Him-Clear-His-Dishes-Properly.gif

IS MIKE PENCE THE NEXT PRESIDENT? VICE PRESIDENT DISTANCES HIMSELF FROM TRUMP’S CAMP IN NEW STATEMENT
"As news emerged that Trump’s son Donald Jr. had been promised damaging information on Hillary Clinton ahead of a meeting with Kremlin-linked Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya, Pence’s press secretary, Marc Lotter, said in a statement shared on social media: “The vice president is working hard every day to advance the president’s agenda.”"

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A NON-STORY NEWSWEE K!

trumputin 4chan-ever

#MRGA

How the fuck are they so stupid and bad at this... For fucks sake, when you're literally tweeting out the mail where you say you want to collude, include who was at the meeting. Get it over with.

Never ever ever underestimate the stupidity, dishonesty and malice of GOP politicians. And their sons. And their advisers. But holy fuck, they're dumb.

Trump is the man , he has all the power
down in his pants, its hardly Trump Tower...

He's not wrong:

“amateur game of thrones bullshit” is how a senior White House staffer described the Kushner-Trump Jr situation to me this morning.

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) July 14, 2017

Can this be the last season?