Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

If Trump started wearing a helmet, not only would he not have to worry about his hair, he could send other people out in his place and stay home and watch TV.

Best email I (or you) will ever receive. Zero doctoring other than my red pen squiggles. pic.twitter.com/y5eHVQEe2R

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 14, 2017

yes pls, no more presidents
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, July 14, 2017 12:51 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9OXBK7Nglc

I have a great deal of sympathy for people who grow up under fucked circumstances, but it's a sympathy that wanes the longer they progress through their adult lives without taking responsibility for their own shit or putting any effort into being better than the dickholes that raised them.

In his childhood, Trump learned to hunt and fish by spending time with his maternal grandfather in what was then Czechoslovakia.[47] Controversy erupted in 2012 when pictures surfaced of an African hunting trip Trump had taken in 2010. In one photo Trump has his arms around an endangered, dead leopard, and in another he is holding a knife in one hand and a bloody elephant tail in the other.

If Trump started wearing a helmet, not only would he not have to worry about his hair, he could send other people out in his place and stay home and watch TV.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, July 14, 2017 2:19 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He is going to HAVE to start wearing a helmet at all times as safeguard against Frenchy po-mo psy-ops

xpost Yeah, it's safe to say that Jr. has passed my sympathy threshold.

8!

CNN says 8 people, including 3 still unidentified, attended the Don Trump Jr. meeting with the Russians. Oops. https://t.co/eOgNrKtybc

— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) July 14, 2017

Do I hear 9? Can I get 9?

https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E14/1178693.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZvugebaT6Q

xpost Just wait until Barron Von Trump dons his mask to avenge his family.

Yeah, it's safe to say that Jr. has passed my sympathy threshold.

They've all passed mine, save Barron (xp!)

Barron's a dick.

Didn't someone get in trouble or get fired for calling some innocent kid a c-word, like, a million years ago?

Oh yeah, the Onion, re: the sweet girl from that "Beasts of the Southern Wild" movie.

Remember 2013? Remember that year? Those were the days. All of them. Before we entered this state of perpetual numbing nightmare.

Don't forget Katie Rich, who was 'suspended' (can't see where she was ever fired but every trace of her involvement with the show seems to have been very successfully eradicated) from SNL after tweeting something about Barron specifically.

I'd add something to the convo about today's events but what can I really say about our President that hasn't already been said about a gangrenous penis

the TPM upthread would have me chuckling more if I didn't know there were probably civilians circulating the blank email saying "SEE? PROOF!"

Gorelick out? Intriguing.

Jared Kushner's lawyer, Jamie Gorelick, is “dropping out” of representing him in the Russia probe, per @Isikoff https://t.co/6tUZdCccKr

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 14, 2017

Didn't someone get in trouble or get fired for calling some innocent kid a c-word, like, a million years ago?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 July 2017 18:49 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.thedailybeast.com/prince-george-3-accused-of-being-a-fking-dkhead-with-white-privilege

Doesn't it seemed a little early for a legal shake-up? Considering they haven't done anything yet?

I think the key is Gorelick isn't a criminal lawyer.

does he handle mustache law

Mustache law, it's makin me mad, it's driving me crazy.

Shep ohm

Shep Smith: "The deception, Chris, is mind-boggling...why are we getting told all these lies?"

Chris Wallace: "I don't know what to say" pic.twitter.com/DQKOAC8a2o

— Leanne Naramore (@LeanneNaramore) July 14, 2017

otm (autocorrected)

The best thing is the pause. Not that it fucking matters, but that silence is really something.

^Agreed, that pause says everything.

https://youtu.be/dHmgh-dzmbE

The White House just hired Ty Cobb to defend the president in the Russia investigation.

yes he's a descendant of that Ty Cobb

Yup, he's mustache man up there a few posts back.

Ty Cobb 2: Ty Cobber.

The Cobbling.

Does he have a son, so we can get to "Ty Cobb with a Vengeance"?

Port of Call Mar-a-Lago

Ty Cobb 2: Electric Cobbaloo

The Cobbfather.

Cobb and a Half

Cobb: First Ty Part 2

Corn on the Cobb, which inevitably is its own porn parody.

...one I really do not want to see

this makes me nervous

Again, any one Republican Senator can sink this health care bill right now — and not one of them has. https://t.co/7CtE2Txeiw

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) July 14, 2017

The chaos in the executive branch atm is the perfect distraction for them to pass their murder bill with relatively little scrutiny.

idk why i spent like three minutes laughing at all the cobb posts but good job everyone

Fun times

Translator Anatoli Samochornov declined to comment on if he was at the meeting https://t.co/9VWqQXsBIV pic.twitter.com/27xutT5qLZ

— Miriam Elder (@MiriamElder) July 14, 2017

Wait, he was the interpreter at a panel I moderated in Jan at the Brooklyn Library. He was very pro-Trump and pro-Putin. https://t.co/OH03x6oiF8

— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) July 14, 2017

The number of people in that Trump Jr meeting will eventually exceed the number of people it's possible to fit into that room, that hotel, the city of New York, the contiguous land mass of North America, all continents, islands, and Antarctica, the solar system... it's like a J.G. Ballard short story.

But not one of his better ones.

ashes to ashes, clown car to clown car