Only the Ravens could've fallen into a barrel of titties like that and come out sucking their thumb. (week 14 NFL thread)

"It's almost like when you go to a pizza shop and you order your pizza, and you say I want extra sausage,'' said Patriots veteran safety Rodney Harrison, of the added motivation that Smith's guarantee inspired in New England's locker room. "There's nothing wrong with extra sausage.''

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there's nothing wrong with using a meaningless guarantee as motivation i think.

the analogy is a little off is what i was saying.

pro football player butchers english language, continuing coverage at 11.

Why'd he have to say "sausage" though instead of something like "cheese"?

49ers are hazardous to life.

Ugh, this MNF game is nearly unwatchable so far.

And as soon as you say that, the Saints put together four sweet plays in a row for the score.

Ha! Yeah, all it takes sometimes is for me to voice my displeasure with the current state of something and then it changes.

did anyone else cringe a little when arthur blank referenced mike vick eating fried chicken in prison?

YES. I wonder if he'll take some heat for that. I know he just meant "poor prison diet" -- he should have just said that, I dunno if he was trying to spare the warden's feelings.

not anymore than I was just kind of cringing throughout that entire interview. kornheiser is so terrible. he hates football so much, you can practically smell it.

Kind of agree with you there; he has a constant look on his face like he's regretting doing the job.