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I’m ready to act; I have peen in hand.

zanzibar mitzvah (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:23 (six years ago) link

Pen is in hand lol

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:27 (six years ago) link

dying @ the Akie Abe thing. finally someone figured out the proper way to deal with Trump.

frogbs, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

Sessions news conference imminent.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

btw I'm still amazed that the guy who "surprises people" with his vast knowledge of health care still thinks it only costs $12 a year and that you can keep that plan your whole life

frogbs, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

"I know he hates me, but he didn't mean it, not really. I still love him, so I'm staying."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

"let obamacare fail" = anothe r one of his "smart" bankruptcies?

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

I love the idea of GOP dismissing the President, their president, as a distraction.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

Eh, the Keynote Address sounds pretty phonetic - I could read a speech in German but couldn't hold a conversation in it to save my life.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

You can only pretend you don't smell a pile of shit for so long before you start to lose your poker face.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:16 (six years ago) link

Ouch, after a few pertinent political questions Rosenstein calmly states that they're only answering questions about whatever the hell the press conference was about. So then someone asks if there are any questions and crickets. On the way out, someone shouts to Sessions "are you a zombie attorney general?" And someone else repeatedly asks "So will you not resign? Mr. Sessions, will you not resign?"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

You can only pretend you don't smell a pile of shit for so long before you start to lose your poker face.

where are u playing poker, dude

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

white house

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:37 (six years ago) link

What a day!

WASHINGTON (AP) — Treasury fines Exxon Mobil https://twitter.com/joshledermanAP/status/888040345199677440 million for violating Russia sanctions while Secretary of State Tillerson was CEO

— Josh Lederman (@joshledermanAP) July 20, 2017

🚨 Bloomberg: Mueller expands Russia investigation to include Trump's business transactions https://t.co/sbJM1eRUgF

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 20, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link

But Trump told him not to do that! Bad! Sad! Glad!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link

Re that Bloomberg piece

The roots of Mueller’s follow-the-money investigation lie in a wide-ranging money laundering probe launched by then-Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara last year, according to the person.

Yeah, minor detail there.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link

president diarrhea has no discernible mechanism for self-discipline, yet I wonder how he avoids cursing in public. the only time I remember him cursing was last year when he was talking about Cruz at one of his events…and so why wouldn't he throw a fuck or shit here and there when he gives no fucks about anything else? Only thing I can think of is that he has cared about being on tv for his entire life, and so maybe he developed self-control as such in his 30s, when it was marginally easier for him to learn… something.

veronica moser, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link

xpost Might explain Bharara's very entertaining Twitter trolling. "I know something you don't know ..."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link

Tbf, almost every president has had a potty mouth, and to date there seem more instances of SNL cast members going blue on live TV than presidents.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:42 (six years ago) link

Bloomberg: Mueller expands Russia investigation to include Trump's business transactions

This is the funniest shit ever. Guess Donnie has to fire him now! And that will be that!

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link

xpost But most presidents have demonstrated some modicum of self-control, however illusory. I do agree that Trump's general ability to not curse or pull his weiner out on camera is weird given the extent to which he otherwise behaves like an untrained ape.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

His general ability (afaict) not to fart in public is weird, too. Or shit his band. Or breathe.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

I think it's probably part of what I consider to be his one true facility in life: conning the good people. Any good con man has to have some ability to present himself as something less broken and vile. It seems like when he's behind closed doors with people who he isn't actively trying to bilk, the mask slides right off.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link

*Nelson laugh*

Jim DeMint, who once said that the ACA would be Obama's Waterloo: "It’s very unlikely that we’re going to repeal Obamacare."

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) July 20, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

So, Little Jeff gonna stick around

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link

it's really more like obama's 'dancing queen'

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:10 (six years ago) link

ha, cute

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

I'm sure he was brought up to believe that cursing is "trashy."

maura, Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link

Well, when other people do it, at least.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link

Heaven forbid Donald Trump engage in any behavior that might be construed as 'trashy'.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:26 (six years ago) link

Did Sessions do a closed hearing court session since the JUne open one? I thought he was on his way out already. But somebody here has pointed out taht none of the usual penalties are being undertaken and that was a couple of weeks back. I think he's done even more since tehn hasn't he?

At some point surely some level of control and authority has to be applied to this misrule. Surely?

Stevolende, Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

I'm sure he was brought up to believe that cursing is "trashy."

I was going to argue that someone who talked about walking up to women and grabbing them by the pussy wouldn't shy away from some good old cursing but then I remembered my cousin, who once unironically said to me, "Nigga, I don't give a flip!" so there's really no telling.

Although he did say he moved in on a woman "like a bitch," didn't he? Wouldn't that count as cursing?

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link

I've read accounts that he swears like a sailor when out of the public eye.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

At a news conference ostensibly meant to announce the takedown of an illicit online marketplace, Sessions said he had the “honor of serving as attorney general,” and he planned “to continue to do so as long as that is appropriate.” Asked how he could keep working, having apparently lost President Trump’s confidence, Sessions responded: “We’re serving right now. The work we’re doing today is the kind of work that we intend to continue.

add sessions to the list of GOP people who dgaf and aren't scared of trump i guess

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link

So I'll continue to continue to pretend
My life will never end,
And flowers never bend with the rainfall.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link

I'm not talking about behind closed doors with Billy Bush, other times when he is not aware of the camera or recording devices… but when he knows that he is "on." He doesn't care about how he behaves in 99% of instances when he's being watched, performing etc, so why wouldn't he curse in public, calling Comey or H Clinton and Mika B a cunt or asshole…or say "fuck the haters" at one of his rallies.

It can only be that he developed an instinct to not curse when he was on television, or doing deals with men he knew would disapprove, etc, when he was in his 30s and could still train himself to not do shit that would work against his interests. He clearly has not had that ability in many years, cognitive decline, etc.

He curses volcanically when he is not "on." Karen Pence is evidently deeply mortified whenever she must be in his presense.

veronica moser, Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link

"presence." Mrs. Pence loves "achilles last stand" btw.

veronica moser, Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link

Sessions said he had the “honor of serving as attorney general,”

i read that as "horror of serving as attorney general" at first.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

Sessions knows Trump can't fire him

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link

which is too bad because Sessions is the person I would most appreciate Trump firing

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link

yeah and a sessions who isn't scared of his boss seems bad for everyone

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

I thought the response to his behaviour during the open hearing where he refused to answer questions because of an uninvoked presidential privelege was to try to get him to a closed hearing. This in the wake of both of the non responsive people in the previous weeks sessions had been brought in privately where thy had both become more responsive.
Has he just been refusing to appear or found some other way of wriggling out of things.

Surely he should be ousted by the law he's supposed to be serving.

Stevolende, Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link

"the law"

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link

there is no solution to the current predicament that is legal, rather than political

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link

ie, there is no non-elected, non-partisan, apolitical authority to appeal to

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link

Trump will, however, fire Mueller.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link

probably

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

maybe not immediately but I can see it happening at some point. Trump will also pardon anybody that happens to get charged, including himself

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link

Revolution time?

Stevolende, Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link


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