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mr. trump and his people are good people, sticking it to the liberals

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

"That's a luxury we don't have" -@JohnCornyn when asked "don't some people want to know the plan before they vote" on health care.

— Kelsey Snell (@kelsey_snell) July 20, 2017

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

sort of like democracy

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link

Look, it's easy: find a loud person who scares you and reminds you the most of your daddy and do what they tell you to do. All of these 'details' and 'nuances' are just noise.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

"spicer, looking perfect"

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

I saw a spokesman drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's / His foundation was perfect

leave your emu at the door (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

half-scoop's gonna play this like he threw a kegger when dad and step-mom were visiting tiff's grandparents and didn't have a clue anything was going on till the cops showed up and called him. watch

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:44 (six years ago) link

A member of Congress told me Democrats big 2018 slogan, which is set to be released Monday. It's: "Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages"

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_Vox) July 20, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link

beat me to it

tong poo (da ba dee) (crüt), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link

Better Work at Higher Wages, Expenses Paid, and A Car

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

seriously wtf kind of lame-ass generic slogan is that

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

Remembering when everyone credulously shared that Jeff Stein thing where a Senate aide supposedly told him the Democrats where going to let AHCA pass for a deal on Russian sanctions.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link

Make America Better Again

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link

small mercies: they don't mention trump or memes

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link

Definitely add that now, after you convinced everyone that the Papa John's slogan was the official one. https://t.co/mh7gHxtTPO

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) July 20, 2017

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

but her emails, but her emails, but her emails

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

Yeah, the Dem strategy re: Trump should be to go in the exact opposite direction of Hillary. Any time his name gets brought up, "Sorry? Who? That doesn't sound like anything to me. Anyway..."

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link

Mo Better Blue States

President Keyes, Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link

No One Can Do It Better

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

"I Can't Believe It's Not Trump!"

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link

Of course OJ Simpson gets released this year too.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link

good fucking god

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link

Well, I guess the Dems don't wanna take back the House after all.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

Kid Rock/OJ 2020

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link

Get America Juiced on the Rock Again

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link

Look, it's easy: find a loud person who scares you and reminds you the most of your daddy and do what they tell you to do.

Nauseatingly accurate.

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link

Actually knowing about policies--their nuances and ramifications--and international relations, and DC processes etc takes knowledge and work. Picking tribal battles and getting childish thrills from some clown "sticking it to" your perceived enemies is much easier and more fun.

Sure, but let's not pretend that the number of middle-finger-voting left wingers rests at zero either.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link

and then i told that teaching lady, i only need to know three letters. U. S. And A

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link

I shouldve corrected this immediately; I've deleted original tweet. Full slogan is "A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages"

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_Vox) July 20, 2017

oh, that's much better

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link

how fucking hard is it for the dems to go with MEDCAID FOR ALL

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

better than better

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

i can't believe it's not better!

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

"shouldve corrected this immediately" would be a much better slogan.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

lol

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link

YOU GET A JOB AND YOU GET A DOCTOR

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link

A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages, Better Houses, Better Cars, Nicer Weather, More Attractive Spouses, Cooler Emojis, You Like Ponies Right Well You Can Have One

It just lodges itself in your mind and rolls right off the tongue. A slogan for the ages.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

Like, why is there no middle ground between ineffectual fecklessness and scorched earth evil?

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link

I like how they're not promising any of those things will be good -- just "better."

the party knows that what struggling Americans are looking for right now is a business card from a temp agency

tong poo (da ba dee) (crüt), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link

Mo Betta Bullshit

akm, Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link

ALSO YOU CAN VOTE IF YOU CAN'T RIGHT NOW

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

The DCCC is just batting .1000 lately

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

of course

Another member noted that this is the result of months of polling and internal deliberations among the House Democratic caucus

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_Vox) July 20, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link

Not to offend anyone here with adhd but does it seem like Trump has adhd?

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

"better skills" is government saying "you're the problem"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

terminal affluenza more like

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

not that there's anything wrong with that

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

Of course it takes thousands of man hours and millions of dollars and algorithms and focus groups to hone your message to such an efficient razor's edge.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link


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