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and then i told that teaching lady, i only need to know three letters. U. S. And A

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link

I shouldve corrected this immediately; I've deleted original tweet. Full slogan is "A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages"

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_Vox) July 20, 2017

oh, that's much better

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link

how fucking hard is it for the dems to go with MEDCAID FOR ALL

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

better than better

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

i can't believe it's not better!

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

"shouldve corrected this immediately" would be a much better slogan.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

lol

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link

YOU GET A JOB AND YOU GET A DOCTOR

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link

A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages, Better Houses, Better Cars, Nicer Weather, More Attractive Spouses, Cooler Emojis, You Like Ponies Right Well You Can Have One

It just lodges itself in your mind and rolls right off the tongue. A slogan for the ages.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

Like, why is there no middle ground between ineffectual fecklessness and scorched earth evil?

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link

I like how they're not promising any of those things will be good -- just "better."

the party knows that what struggling Americans are looking for right now is a business card from a temp agency

tong poo (da ba dee) (crüt), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link

Mo Betta Bullshit

akm, Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link

ALSO YOU CAN VOTE IF YOU CAN'T RIGHT NOW

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

The DCCC is just batting .1000 lately

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

of course

Another member noted that this is the result of months of polling and internal deliberations among the House Democratic caucus

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_Vox) July 20, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link

Not to offend anyone here with adhd but does it seem like Trump has adhd?

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

"better skills" is government saying "you're the problem"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

terminal affluenza more like

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

not that there's anything wrong with that

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

Of course it takes thousands of man hours and millions of dollars and algorithms and focus groups to hone your message to such an efficient razor's edge.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link

hush. they deserve their tenure :)

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link

Maybe they could go back to "Have You Seen the Other Guys?" if it came with a set of GOP Wacky Packages

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link

Don't hate me because I'm a Democrat

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

The Democratic Party: Please Vote.

Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

Better Skills. Better Jobs. Better Wages. My thoughts on why Dems need a stronger economic message in @USATODAY https://t.co/Y291m0n44M

— Senator Tim Kaine (@timkaine) May 24, 2017

tong poo (da ba dee) (crüt), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link

"and then I grabbed Trump by the balls like THIS"

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:29 (six years ago) link

jfc delete your party, democrats.

DJI, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link

they need people that can play/troll the media, and they don't have v many

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

oh, Sleepmeister Kaine

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

democrat: not a dirty word anymore!

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

Democrats: What's a Covfefe, right?

President Keyes, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link

identify with the cool kids, and make fun of the band kids, who are going to go to college :)

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link

what do y'all think the Dems slogan should be

frogbs, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

FUCK THIS SHIT

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

THEY GO LOW, WE GO EVEN LOWER

*cue "Get Low" by Lil Jon*

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link

THEY GO LOW, WE CAN ALSO GO PRETTY LOW, BUT NOT THAT LOW

DJI, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link

The Democratic Party: We're Anything You Want Us to Be (please vote for us)

Many men scream death (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link

"We've got bomb ass weed"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link

otm

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link

Isn't that already taken by the Libertarian Party?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link

Seriously though, I don't know if there is a slogan that I could get behind. They need to show a little backbone before I'm going to buy any re-branding efforts.

DJI, Thursday, 20 July 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link

seriously tho why don't they just support national legalization of recreational marijuana? feel like that would be a v popular plank.

Mordy, Thursday, 20 July 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link

hillary prob would've won the election if legalizing pot was in her platform

Mordy, Thursday, 20 July 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link

A Full Dinner Pail

tong poo (da ba dee) (crüt), Thursday, 20 July 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

democrats: drumpf, drank the freakign cofveve

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 20 July 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link

Democrats: Free Beer if You Vote for Us

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 July 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RQISXgu.jpg

Devilock, Thursday, 20 July 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link

yes, those reluctant-to-bomb-foreigners Dems

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link

Fun fun fun

Special Counsel Mueller is investigating possible money laundering by Paul Manafort

w/@shaneharris & @aviswanathahttps://t.co/i8QTkUe6Ei

— erica orden (@eorden) July 20, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 July 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link


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