Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

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Here's Donald Trump desperately trying to get Vlad's attention at the G20 dinner. pic.twitter.com/5sIKuJvtu8

— Jennifer Hayden (@Scout_Finch) July 19, 2017

hey, you and me, we're jerking motions

btw I'm still amazed that the guy who "surprises people" with his vast knowledge of health care still thinks it only costs $12 a year and that you can keep that plan your whole life

Going back to this hilarity, a Jez commenter has pointed out he probably got this from a Gerber Life insurance commercial that airs on cable. So he gets all of his batshit ideas not just from cable TV, but from cable TV *COMMERCIALS*

Like, he is mixing up health and life insurance. This man is negotiating your health insurance laws and he cant even fathom the difference.

https://media.giphy.com/media/yJu2jIQZgPubm/giphy.gif

Part of the reason for the imbalance is likely that Trump is subhuman garbage and anyone who voted for him is a major dufus at best.

I mean it's not cause someone voted for a Republican for Prez. I don't remember this being a thing w/Dubya supporters or any other past Presidents.

I've not bothered to read that WaPo story but does it also explore how Trump voters are open-minded and LOVE to spend time with people with views that differ from theirs?

Both sides are horribly intolerant, the racist savages who would destroy America because a black man dared president in it and the liberals who don't want to hang out with them.

Lawyers advising on turning a sinking ship into a lifetime incumbency yet?

Obvious answer would be to shorten the lifetime.
Been wondering when the assassination attempts begin. & would the secret services take a bullet for lardo.

Also is there anything in that other WaPo story that doesn't sound like admissions of guilt from Trump?

see fire truck pics

Can I pardon myself? Asking for a friend.

the first step to healing is forgiving yourself iirc

Isn't first step to forgiving yourself acknowledging the wrongdoing?

the second step to healing is never acknowledging your culpability iirc

He's gotten himself into a conundrum.

it's hard to be a russian money launderer in new york city, sure, but maybe he wants to go back home, just a little?

it's hard to be a russian money launderer in new york city

Waiting for this Springsteen demo to leak.

first line: "this was no way to start the weekend"

http://www.politico.com/blogs/on-media/2017/07/20/nyt-rejects-manaforts-retraction-request-240782

I heard that the Russian source that was supposed to have paid him $17 million had far less than that on their books in total for the time period. So was that a forgiven debt to that amount?

Mr. Manafort is disappointed that the Times refused to be a buddy and do him a solid.

Oh my surprise

Exclusive: Moscow lawyer who met Trump Jr. had Russian spy agency as client https://t.co/1khNsEcGzp

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) July 21, 2017

Trump is probably looking into minting that trillion dollar coin, sticking it in his own bank account, and then pardoning himself

Every night he searches for the legendary secret safe in the White House basement

Deep in the weeds here but there's a Sater connection.

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/article162789803.html

And more Sater-related fun

http://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-business-partner-tries-to-erase-his-prostitution-bust-from-web

I appreciate the excellent judges nominated by the president.

Bush’s responses to Senators who pressed him on these statements indicate that he is unrepentant, uncooperative, and uninterested in the democratic process by which judges are confirmed.
For example, in 2008, Bush repeated Birther claims—made in the Birtherism-supporting World Net Daily—that “Obama’s kin” living in Kenya was a criminal. He also repeated a claim by Birther Jack Cashill that Obama didn’t write his book, Dreams from my Father.

Oh, but I’m not a Birther, Bush told the senators, “I usually relied upon readily available sources on the internet discussing topics that might be of interest to the blog’s readership.”

It just so happens that the only readily available sources were Birthers.

Then there was that time he reblogged a photo of a sign reading “Obama supporters vandalized-tresspassed [sic] and stole my Palin-McCain sign violating my 1st Amendment right to free speech. Do it again and you will find out what the 2nd Amendment is all about!!!”

That’s a pretty clear threat to shoot the Obama supporters, right? Oh no, just “political hyperbole” that “did not seriously threaten any physical harm,” Bush said.

I’m not sure which is worse: the extremism, or the preposterous explanations Bush gives for it.

Another example: Bush said that he scare-quoted the term “climate change” on a blog post not because he doesn’t believe it is real, but merely “to incorporate by reference specific views advanced by others about climate change.” .

I was looking at the statistics this morning, they have been on TV more than they have been presiding over these hearings. They have been on TV. I mean, literally, Adam Schiff walks around with a cut out of the Capitol above his head, instead of having the hearings. The investigations have stalled, because, you know, where is this going?

wait, this happened?

When an audiotape became public of Mr. Trump talking to an “Access Hollywood” host in explicit terms about grabbing women, and Reince Priebus, then the Republican National Committee chairman, suggested that Mr. Trump drop out of the race

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/20/us/politics/trump-jeff-sessions-attorney-general.html

it's hard to be a russian money launderer in new york city

Sting tried hard to get this to scan, then Quentin Crisp suggested "how about 'Englishman'?"

I'm a launderer
I'm a money launderer
Russian Launderer in New York

mark g: a better songwriter than sting?

actually, scratch the question mark

Believe me when I say to you,
I hope the Russians launder money too

i'm the omegaman
always laundering russian money. o!

I'm an Avon Representative...

that Trump/Putin footage is almost unbelievable

i mean it's believable only after being inured by the past 12 months of utter insanity

"you me soggy biscuit?"

nooooo

Almost looks like the extremely crude derogatory sign for blowjob dunnit? Normally connected to a tongue poking a lump in the side of one's cheek.

i must've missed the link, where is this T/P footage?

Is he saying you-me have heart-to-heart?

Perhaps suggesting that they are solid bros, although trump seems like the kind of guy who would leave his tshirt on in the pool which would be a putin deal breaker imo.

https://thediscoveryofinterestingthings.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/some-of-kokos-untaught-signs.jpg

i thought he was offering a quick handy to Putin

Does look rather too much like that for him to ant to be haunted with that cropping up on tv every few years innit?

Trump is clearly pointing and indicating: "hey ... you ... I know you, I know you!"

(five points to whomever gets the reference)

Meantime

JUST IN: Mueller asks White House to preserve all Don Jr. meeting documents https://t.co/q0Wuq458L1 pic.twitter.com/dTiq7QPniF

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) July 21, 2017

So the Muller leaks (as such): are they strategic leaks from the Mueller camp, or leaks from the dumbass target camp?