Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

bags of mayonnaise don't have pulses iirc

bags of mayonnaise don't have pulses iirc

Leave one out in the sun long enough it might start to pulse.

haberman had a cryptic tweet this morning

Statement is likeliest to come from Priebus. At least one other departure of someone from Trumpworld of longstanding may take place

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 21, 2017

please be bannon

White House press secretary Sean Spicer resigns

his appearance, particularly his suits, reportedly criticised by Trump

Like the headline.

2 senior Trump officials tell @lachlan / me along w/ Priebus, Bannon, Spicer: Sarah Sanders also against The Mooch: https://t.co/JEoDmNMahu

— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) July 21, 2017

Also -- Sanders not a fan? Should be a REAL fun press conference, then. Maybe she'll resign on camera.

Twitter sure does dig up funny things

We (the USA) has 5% of the world's population but 50% of the world's guns. Enough is enough. It is just common sense it apply more controls

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) August 6, 2012

here we go, here we fucking go

Lisa Murkowski says she's meeting with CMS to go over Alaska-specific numbers on health care later today

— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 20, 2017

Also!

You can take steps to combat climate change without crippling the economy. The fact many people still believe CC is a hoax is disheartening

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) March 11, 2016

Yesterday's news, caek. (Literally in this case.)

lol so why does trump love this guy so much?

i must have missed it among the lol russia stuff xp

lol so why does trump love this guy so much?

he got CNN to retract one of their Trump-Russia stories a little while ago

"Mr. Scaramucci is one of the president’s most trusted loyalists and a key defender of Mr. Trump on television."

there it is: "on television"

So how's this going to go?

#SPICER scheduled to appear exclusively on @seanhannity tonight.

— Matt Finn (@MattFinnFNC) July 21, 2017

xpost

Source close to WH press shop tells me Trump "wanted to give Scaramucci something to do because he likes him on TV"

— Kate Nocera (@KateNocera) July 21, 2017

(xpost) Imagine Spicer will be another Lewandowski, fawning and loyal and all over TV.

Yeah but consider all these posts/things coming out about Scaramucci, how Spicer left because of him, etc. But Trump wanted him in there. So...how does this go?

But it's Hannity interviewing.

yea hannity interviewing tells me spicer will continue to be a sycophant

Hannity's such a lapdog for Trump...Only guessing, but I have to believe he's trying to smooth things over somehow; I don't think he'd want to be the place where Spicer goes off.

publicly at least

(re spicer)

Spicer to remain on the job through August.

or on "a" job at least

Spicer will remain in place another month https://t.co/Bi9dvwq22M

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 21, 2017

er, awwwwkward

haha what

I'm sure the company line will be that he's exhausted from being unfairly villainized by the fake media.

busy day at the state media corp

!!!! @seanhannity will have @Reince45 @Scaramucci & @PressSec tonight !!!!! https://t.co/ogSvGWqGsi

— Pat Ward (@WardDPatrick) July 21, 2017

Pretty sure by the end of the segment Hannity will also have fleas.

That'll be a lot of forced smiles.

Sean Hannity is the official spin guardian as this guy is unavailable

https://modmythmedia.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/network1976dvdripxvidcd1-waf07935610-20-42.jpg

Hannity's like the last man standing at Fox, with any luck he'll be gone soon

And now...the end is near?

Spicer’s exit/Scaramucci’s entrance about more than staff intrigue, though. @realdonaldTrump tried it DC’s way, now going to try it his way

— Lis Smith (@Lis_Smith) July 21, 2017

Pfft.

Mooch says he hopes Sean goes on "to make a tremendous amount of money." Says he and Reince "have been personal friends for 6 years."

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 21, 2017

"the President himself is always going to be the President"

^ this seems like very big news!

Mooch? Anyway, Mooch seems like a slick operator.

Mooch - Mooch! - implies Spicer leaving was a "lifestyle choice."

this guy is an asshole

i mean no surprise obv

fuckin car salesman, fuck this guy

Trump loves him some Goldman Sachs.

This guy is an obsequious sleaze.

So is Hope Hicks the ultimate Snuffleupagus of this administration?

Buh?

#Scaramucci: "I think this ship is going in the right direction i think we just have to radio signal the direction very clearly."

— Saba Hamedy (@saba_h) July 21, 2017

This press conference is for an audience of one

lol otm

"How much do I love the President? I can't quantify that precisely, but ... I love him! Soooooooo much!"

dickhead in seaman confusion xxxp