Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

publicly at least

(re spicer)

Spicer to remain on the job through August.

or on "a" job at least

Spicer will remain in place another month https://t.co/Bi9dvwq22M

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 21, 2017

er, awwwwkward

haha what

I'm sure the company line will be that he's exhausted from being unfairly villainized by the fake media.

busy day at the state media corp

!!!! @seanhannity will have @Reince45 @Scaramucci & @PressSec tonight !!!!! https://t.co/ogSvGWqGsi

— Pat Ward (@WardDPatrick) July 21, 2017

Pretty sure by the end of the segment Hannity will also have fleas.

That'll be a lot of forced smiles.

Sean Hannity is the official spin guardian as this guy is unavailable

https://modmythmedia.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/network1976dvdripxvidcd1-waf07935610-20-42.jpg

Hannity's like the last man standing at Fox, with any luck he'll be gone soon

And now...the end is near?

Spicer’s exit/Scaramucci’s entrance about more than staff intrigue, though. @realdonaldTrump tried it DC’s way, now going to try it his way

— Lis Smith (@Lis_Smith) July 21, 2017

Pfft.

Mooch says he hopes Sean goes on "to make a tremendous amount of money." Says he and Reince "have been personal friends for 6 years."

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 21, 2017

"the President himself is always going to be the President"

^ this seems like very big news!

Mooch? Anyway, Mooch seems like a slick operator.

Mooch - Mooch! - implies Spicer leaving was a "lifestyle choice."

this guy is an asshole

i mean no surprise obv

fuckin car salesman, fuck this guy

Trump loves him some Goldman Sachs.

This guy is an obsequious sleaze.

So is Hope Hicks the ultimate Snuffleupagus of this administration?

Buh?

#Scaramucci: "I think this ship is going in the right direction i think we just have to radio signal the direction very clearly."

— Saba Hamedy (@saba_h) July 21, 2017

This press conference is for an audience of one

lol otm

"How much do I love the President? I can't quantify that precisely, but ... I love him! Soooooooo much!"

dickhead in seaman confusion xxxp

My spouse, after listening to Scaramucci speak: "when someone like this guy gets hired by your organization, prepare your resume to leave."

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) July 21, 2017

this is gross

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1200/1*j1npUji_vM1DgmLJYyC5PA.png

Supposedly he'll also be reporting directly to Trump, bypassing Reince. Fun times!

The healthcare bill is absolutely alive and they're gonna try like hell to jam it through under cover of confusion.

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) July 21, 2017

so sanders is the new press secretary

any news about the healthcare bill is obviously getting buried today, so if anything's really happening it's hard to say what. it looks like Tuesday's scheduled vote is still a mystery

I’ll tell you who he’s going to be president of. You can tell Donald I said this: the Queens County Bullies Association. You’re an inherited-money dude from Queens County. Bring it, Donald. Bring it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZOeqL2ZSWA

roflmao

Besides, the Senators all pretty much bailed for the weekend.

Saltalamacchia's going to benefit from what Bill James called the "Burt Shotton Syndrome": "when you replace an intense...manager with a low-key type." (Okay, I edited--it's "intense, detail-oriented manager," and Spicer seemed a little lax with details.) Unless, to pacify his boss, he has to turn himself into Sean Spicer. In which case he won't.

Besides, the Senators all pretty much bailed for the weekend.

there's that. and the fact that no one apparently knows what they're going to be voting on on Tuesday - a revised bill? repeal only? who can say!

Trump's new communications director @scaramucci blows an air-kiss to the White House press corps pic.twitter.com/Z4TpEy8jlM

— Mathieu von Rohr (@mathieuvonrohr) July 21, 2017

no handjobs on the first date?

so sanders is the new press secretary

surprising move for the senator for vermont imo

everytime I see sara sanders being retweeted I think its bernie

i assume steve

I assume Colonel.

Give Pharoah some

These 27 seconds tell you exactly why Trump installed Scaramucci as his new communications director pic.twitter.com/squjkfZ1F0

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) July 21, 2017

wtf

they are certainly spiraling out of control at least

This dude seems like A+ Trump material

cut from the same tacky cloth