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Besides, the Senators all pretty much bailed for the weekend.

Saltalamacchia's going to benefit from what Bill James called the "Burt Shotton Syndrome": "when you replace an intense...manager with a low-key type." (Okay, I edited--it's "intense, detail-oriented manager," and Spicer seemed a little lax with details.) Unless, to pacify his boss, he has to turn himself into Sean Spicer. In which case he won't.

Besides, the Senators all pretty much bailed for the weekend.

there's that. and the fact that no one apparently knows what they're going to be voting on on Tuesday - a revised bill? repeal only? who can say!

Trump's new communications director @scaramucci blows an air-kiss to the White House press corps pic.twitter.com/Z4TpEy8jlM

— Mathieu von Rohr (@mathieuvonrohr) July 21, 2017

no handjobs on the first date?

so sanders is the new press secretary

surprising move for the senator for vermont imo

everytime I see sara sanders being retweeted I think its bernie

i assume steve

I assume Colonel.

Give Pharoah some

These 27 seconds tell you exactly why Trump installed Scaramucci as his new communications director pic.twitter.com/squjkfZ1F0

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) July 21, 2017

wtf

they are certainly spiraling out of control at least

This dude seems like A+ Trump material

cut from the same tacky cloth

You mean like semen stains, right

i mean is Trump in a top coat swishing foul shots at Madison Square Garden supposed to be a metaphor or...

ok

He can spiral a football, sink 3 foot putts... and the wrestling, did I mention the wrestling?

I probably believe the three ft putts bit. seems a strange thing to boast about (on someone else's behalf).

He's such a tender maker of love. You've never been spooned until you've been spooned by the Don.

I mean, it's more like a half-empty beanbag slathered in Wesson than a spoon, but still.

The sports itinerary was bizarre, but I bet Trump has demanded that his staff get something out there like the clip of Obama's three-point shot overseas. Scaramucci's just laying the groundwork.

Give Pharoah some

― Stevolende, Friday, July 21, 2017 3:20 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Sir, can you comment on the president's-"

SKREEEEEEOOONNNNK!

"Mr. Sanders, you're not answering the-"

BLEEEEEEEEEEARARARARAAAAAAOOOOO!

yesssss

AP: Mike Flynn has opened a new consulting firm called Resilient Patriot; bro says he's “moving on with his life” https://t.co/aFq2VPYvUB

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 21, 2017

Just asked Nancy Pelosi about Spicer resignation. "I don't even care," she says.

— Casey Tolan (@caseytolan) July 21, 2017

"Resilient Patriot" sounds like code from an alt-weekly sex ad.

Sounds like an anchorman scent

why does anyone care who does the flacking for the Mad Tweeter?

NPR just called Mooch "a trained lawyer," not the other kind i guess

is he housebroken

Mooch seems like the kind of guy who starts to slow clap when a waiter drops some dishes.

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) July 21, 2017

was scared that this scaramucci fella was going to be like when rebecca replaced diane but it's more like when jimmy smits replaced caruso on nypd blue

So Sad: Steve Bannon Is The Only One Who Signed Sean Spicer’s Goodbye Card And He Thought It Was A Lunch Order https://t.co/KLw6CAc1fA pic.twitter.com/n0Cb8DriZb

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) July 21, 2017

lol

now officially the least popular president in American history

https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-apos-latest-approval-144822746.html

are we sick of winning yet?

if the democrats need to carpe diem some shit around here, this is the moment

i didn't mean to put if at the beginning of that. just carpe diem this shit!

Hmm

Can we try it one more time, with the if?

Ask Karl if we can do it again. With the if. Yeah.

Thanks.

okay democrats, if we can just carpe diem some shit around here, that would be great. faaaantastic, thank you

Wait, scrap everything, apparently it's supposed to be carpe some diem. Let's circle back tomorrow and try again then.

i accept blame for the lack of enthusiasm for democrats despite the most pathetic and inept opposition party in living memory. now let's put this episode behind us and win 54% of the vote next time around!!!!

Just leave him in there I think. Yeah. Just leave him. He's working through his stuff for tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. He needs this one to be a bit. I know. I know. No, seriously, just leave him. Be fine. Pint?

Trump admin does a thing I approve of, apparently over the objections of Sessions?

http://time.com/4869133/al-qaeda-suspect-extradition-terrorism-charges/?utm_campaign=time&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&xid=time_socialflow_twitter

Also cool with banning US tourist travel to North Korea. That's two!

Well that fake peace didn't last long.

Scaramucci no longer appearing on Hannity tonight, Fox says.

— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) July 21, 2017

Only 32 House Democrats Voted against Reauthorizing Trump’s Deportation Machine https://t.co/ywBEGnAZV2

— Sarah Jaffe (@sarahljaffe) July 21, 2017

One of DHS’s most notorious child agencies is Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), which is implementing Trump’s mass deportation agenda with pleasure. Barely a day goes by without a new horror story of families being broken apart.

Rather than trying to rein in DHS and check its abuses, the House voted today to reauthorize it — for the first formal time since 2001 — and give it more money.

It passed easily 386 to 41.

32 Democrats and 9 Republicans voted against it.

gross

"better ICE"

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/21/media-war-trump-destined-fail