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i assume steve

President Keyes, Friday, 21 July 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link

I assume Colonel.

The miniaturized human skeleton in Martin Short's stool (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link

Give Pharoah some

Stevolende, Friday, 21 July 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

These 27 seconds tell you exactly why Trump installed Scaramucci as his new communications director pic.twitter.com/squjkfZ1F0

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) July 21, 2017

wtf

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link

they are certainly spiraling out of control at least

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link

This dude seems like A+ Trump material

badg, Friday, 21 July 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

cut from the same tacky cloth

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

You mean like semen stains, right

The miniaturized human skeleton in Martin Short's stool (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link

i mean is Trump in a top coat swishing foul shots at Madison Square Garden supposed to be a metaphor or...

circa1916, Friday, 21 July 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link

ok

Ludo, Friday, 21 July 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link

He can spiral a football, sink 3 foot putts... and the wrestling, did I mention the wrestling?

smug dinner-jazz atrocity (Dan Peterson), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

I probably believe the three ft putts bit. seems a strange thing to boast about (on someone else's behalf).

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

He's such a tender maker of love. You've never been spooned until you've been spooned by the Don.

The miniaturized human skeleton in Martin Short's stool (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link

I mean, it's more like a half-empty beanbag slathered in Wesson than a spoon, but still.

The miniaturized human skeleton in Martin Short's stool (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link

The sports itinerary was bizarre, but I bet Trump has demanded that his staff get something out there like the clip of Obama's three-point shot overseas. Scaramucci's just laying the groundwork.

clemenza, Friday, 21 July 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link

Give Pharoah some

― Stevolende, Friday, July 21, 2017 3:20 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Sir, can you comment on the president's-"

SKREEEEEEOOONNNNK!

"Mr. Sanders, you're not answering the-"

BLEEEEEEEEEEARARARARAAAAAAOOOOO!

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link

yesssss

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 July 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link

AP: Mike Flynn has opened a new consulting firm called Resilient Patriot; bro says he's “moving on with his life” https://t.co/aFq2VPYvUB

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 21, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 July 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link

Just asked Nancy Pelosi about Spicer resignation. "I don't even care," she says.

— Casey Tolan (@caseytolan) July 21, 2017

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 July 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

"Resilient Patriot" sounds like code from an alt-weekly sex ad.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link

Sounds like an anchorman scent

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Friday, 21 July 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link

why does anyone care who does the flacking for the Mad Tweeter?

NPR just called Mooch "a trained lawyer," not the other kind i guess

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 July 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link

is he housebroken

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 July 2017 20:17 (six years ago) link

Mooch seems like the kind of guy who starts to slow clap when a waiter drops some dishes.

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) July 21, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 July 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

was scared that this scaramucci fella was going to be like when rebecca replaced diane but it's more like when jimmy smits replaced caruso on nypd blue

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 July 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link

So Sad: Steve Bannon Is The Only One Who Signed Sean Spicer’s Goodbye Card And He Thought It Was A Lunch Order https://t.co/KLw6CAc1fA pic.twitter.com/n0Cb8DriZb

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) July 21, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 July 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

lol

badg, Friday, 21 July 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link

now officially the least popular president in American history

https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-apos-latest-approval-144822746.html

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 July 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link

are we sick of winning yet?

frogbs, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link

if the democrats need to carpe diem some shit around here, this is the moment

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

i didn't mean to put if at the beginning of that. just carpe diem this shit!

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

Hmm

Can we try it one more time, with the if?

Ask Karl if we can do it again. With the if. Yeah.

Thanks.

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Friday, 21 July 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link

okay democrats, if we can just carpe diem some shit around here, that would be great. faaaantastic, thank you

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link

Wait, scrap everything, apparently it's supposed to be carpe some diem. Let's circle back tomorrow and try again then.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link

i accept blame for the lack of enthusiasm for democrats despite the most pathetic and inept opposition party in living memory. now let's put this episode behind us and win 54% of the vote next time around!!!!

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

Just leave him in there I think. Yeah. Just leave him. He's working through his stuff for tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. He needs this one to be a bit. I know. I know. No, seriously, just leave him. Be fine. Pint?

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Friday, 21 July 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link

Trump admin does a thing I approve of, apparently over the objections of Sessions?

http://time.com/4869133/al-qaeda-suspect-extradition-terrorism-charges/?utm_campaign=time&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&xid=time_socialflow_twitter

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link

Also cool with banning US tourist travel to North Korea. That's two!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

Well that fake peace didn't last long.

Scaramucci no longer appearing on Hannity tonight, Fox says.

— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) July 21, 2017

Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

Only 32 House Democrats Voted against Reauthorizing Trump’s Deportation Machine https://t.co/ywBEGnAZV2

— Sarah Jaffe (@sarahljaffe) July 21, 2017

One of DHS’s most notorious child agencies is Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), which is implementing Trump’s mass deportation agenda with pleasure. Barely a day goes by without a new horror story of families being broken apart.

Rather than trying to rein in DHS and check its abuses, the House voted today to reauthorize it — for the first formal time since 2001 — and give it more money.

It passed easily 386 to 41.

32 Democrats and 9 Republicans voted against it.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 July 2017 21:53 (six years ago) link

gross

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link

"better ICE"

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 July 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link

Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows reacts to Parliamentarian striking down the abortion funding prohibition.

"Passage almost impossible." pic.twitter.com/txLjSNhfdM

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) July 21, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 July 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link

which relates to this

Defunding Planned Parenthood and the abortion restrictions on the tax credits both subject to 60.

Freedom Caucus?https://t.co/H6p53m83zr

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) July 21, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 July 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

HUGE NEWS on TrumpCare. Either lots of stuff comes out or Rs have to break decades of precedent and overrule the Senate Parliamentarian. https://t.co/8MSWWZtIj5

— Chad Bolt (@chadderr) July 21, 2017

Overthrow precedent? Surely they wouldn't dare!

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 21 July 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link

their 6 months in insurance limbo for not having coverage penalty is out too.. fucking morons.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 21 July 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link

wait, the Senate can overrule the Parliamentarian on a simple majority vote?!

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 July 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link

that seems crazy

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 July 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link

supposedly pence can personally overrule the parliamentarian?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 July 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link


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