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Senator @lisamurkowski of the Great State of Alaska really let the Republicans, and our country, down yesterday. Too bad!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:20 (six years ago) link

yo melania how i do i report cyberbullying

crazed with patience (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link

"Skinny repeal" has to be the nadir--the latest one, anyway--of political phrase-making. Please don't let it survive the next few weeks.

clemenza, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:30 (six years ago) link

Skinny Repeal seems to be repeal without Medicaid cuts. So if that happens, it's a great deal better than what could be hoped for. Although it would make the system enter a death spiral, and I don't get what their long term plan is with that (I don't think they envision single payer in five years, which could very well be the result) But there's obviously lots of things I don't get.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:36 (six years ago) link

weird that virgil texas is twitter-verified while pareene isn't

A friend of mine who is much less famous than either and doesn't work regularly for a major outlet is certified. It's really just a matter of applying.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:42 (six years ago) link

weird that virgil texas is twitter-verified while pareene isn't

I suspect pareene correctly surmises that the blue check is as much a personal endorsement of Twitter, a toxic grease fire of a platform which is mainly used to heap abuse on strangers and legitimize hate speech, as it is Twitter's endorsement of the person. Also nobody should want anything Trump has.

Also congrats to him & Ally for having a kid (back in January) (see what happens? see what happens when you give up ILX?)

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link

yo melania how do i get twitter certified

crazed with patience (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:44 (six years ago) link

(xposts) Bring back Poison to write a song about it. If I weren't close to retirement, I'm positive there'd be a note in my mailbox 10 years from now telling me I had a new student starting that day named Skinny Repeal.

clemenza, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:44 (six years ago) link

in a world where reality winner exists, anything is possible

crazed with patience (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:46 (six years ago) link

wait pareene is an ilxor?

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:56 (six years ago) link

Ex

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link

he was geir iirc

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:12 (six years ago) link

We are all Geir.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link

i was gonna say waterface but then i remembered he was geir also

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:23 (six years ago) link

Werewolf, howl

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:24 (six years ago) link

*sob*

Roughly half of voters who said they voted for Donald Trump last November, 49 percent, believe Trump won the popular vote, according to a new POLITICO/Morning Consult poll. That's compared to 40 percent who say Democrat Hillary Clinton won.

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link

REALITY IS MELTING

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link

Wonderful.

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:35 (six years ago) link

I think The Amazing Randy followed in a puppy's footsteps and became an emoji - but which one?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

Cool, maybe if Trump voters think their favored candidates have it in the bag they'll get complacent and just stay the fuck home next time. Just like the dems probably will.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:43 (six years ago) link

can we talk for a minute about how rick perry's smart-boy glasses somehow prevented him from being trolled about shit-power by a couple of russian prank callers?

It was a winding, wonkish and occasionally obscure conversation about foreign coal exploration, natural-gas pipelines and pig manure as a power source.

But only one of the men on the line — Energy Secretary Rick Perry — held sway over his nation’s energy policy. On the other end of the conversation were Vladimir “Vovan” Kuznetsov and Alexei “Lexus” Stolyarov, who had just added Perry to their list of high-profile hoax victims.

“Secretary Perry is the latest target of two Russian pranksters,” DOE Spokeswoman Shaylyn Hynes said in an email to The Washington Post. “These individuals are known for pranking high level officials and celebrities, particularly those who are supportive of an agenda that is not in line with their governments. In this case, the energy security of Ukraine.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp_nSKTyOZE

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:48 (six years ago) link

place your bets!

After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow......

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

'foreign substances to pollute our precious bodily fluids'?

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 12:59 (six years ago) link

....Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military. Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link

oh god wtf

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link

What was the previous stance on transgender people in the military?

Treeship, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link

'our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming transphobia'

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link

....victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Thank you

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link

Of course something pointlessly, spitefully hateful would follow those ellipses. Of course.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link

President Human Garbage Sack has spoken.

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

xp

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

srsly waht

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

So this motherfucker wants to go back to don't ask don't tell?

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:11 (six years ago) link

This is several steps past DADT.

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:12 (six years ago) link

yep

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:13 (six years ago) link

yeah, this is a new low for armed-forces intolerance

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:13 (six years ago) link

demagogic sack of shit

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:15 (six years ago) link

god forbid one should find oneself pinned down under heavy fire next to a man who was assigned female at birth because he probably only signed up to try and look at your dick

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:15 (six years ago) link

You're right. The hate is just incredible. That "Thank you" at the end is enraging.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:15 (six years ago) link

About these 'tremendous medical costs'...does he think the military is currently underwriting the gender reassignment surgery of its recruits?

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:16 (six years ago) link

probably?

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:17 (six years ago) link

Well, he's done it: "pay no attention to health care reform" is the goal. I'm sure this idea occurred to him late last night or early this morning.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:18 (six years ago) link

Thank you to the LGBT community! I will fight for you while Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 14, 2016

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:18 (six years ago) link

in any capacity is particularly nuts - like, you're not even comfortable allowing trans people do back-office jobs ffs?

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:18 (six years ago) link

Can't wait until that bizarre industrial accident I've been praying for reassigns his gender for him.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:20 (six years ago) link

what happens to transpeople currently serving? they get shitcanned? sounds like a lawsuit in the making

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link

An estimated 150,000 transgender individuals have served in the U.S. armed forces, or are currently on active duty. In addition, an estimated 134,000 transgender individuals are veterans or are retired from Guard or Reserve service, 8,800 transgender adults are currently on active duty in the U.S. armed forces, and an estimated 6,700 transgender individuals are serving in the Guard or Reserve forces. Transgender individuals assigned female at birth are nearly three times more likely than all adult women, and those assigned male at birth are 1.6 times more likely than all adult men, to serve.

The estimates are derived using data from the US Census Bureau’s American Community Survey and the National Transgender Discrimination Survey, which was conducted by the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force and the National Center for Transgender Equality.

yes!!! its ur real Hogbards world (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:22 (six years ago) link

"after speaking to my generals and military experts, they're mostly grossed out by the failing gays, so I'm going along with that. THANK YOU!"

Dominique, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:23 (six years ago) link

4/ June 19: Joint Chiefs chair Marine Gen. Dunford said there is no issue with the transgender Americans currently serving. Q is recruits.

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) July 26, 2017

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:25 (six years ago) link

THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link


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