Calling all jobseekers! An EXCITING new opportunity has come up in an EXCITING young company! Do you want to MAKE A DIFFERENCE in an EXCITING sports betting firm? Do you ENJOY quirkily-named meeting rooms filled with bright red bean bags? We have the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY for you! FLEXIBLE HOURS will guarantee you the PERFECT work-work balance! Submit your CV to opportunities @ EXCITING dot com and we GUARANTEE we'll chuck it in our database so we can promote ourselves as having more CVs than any other recruitment agency! ACT NOW
― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 July 2017 01:46 (six years ago) link
Oh applications have closed. Never mind, we also have this other EXCITING job on our books! It's in an industrial estate in a dusty fringe suburb, and requires you to manage a shit-boring project with monumentally high employee attrition and no support from the executive. Starting wage is $24k but negotiable if you have 38 years of experience. Shall I put you forward? Why not?
― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 July 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
Hi! My colleague passed your details to me. I hope you don't mind me calling you. I have this EXCITING opportunity that's a perfect match for you! It's in an industrial estate in a dusty fringe suburb, and requires you to manage a shit-boring project with monumentally high employee attrition and… really? Why not?
― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 July 2017 01:57 (six years ago) link
Hey, crew!!! I'm back from three months of serious #hustle and I have some great pieces of #learning for you, my people!!
1. Swap the negativity for #karma culture - share your leads, baby!2. Make the most of #futuresuperstar interns!!3. Don't be negative!!!!! Don't let the #haters tell you that your dream of sustainable kombucha shots is not gonna work!!4. Ninja fast emailing is expected! And polite!!5. Make sure you hit the bars with the WeWork crew!!
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 10:08 (five years ago) link
5. Make sure you hit the the WeWork crew with bars!!
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 11:34 (five years ago) link
#greatadvice KBP
The secret to making the most of #learningopportunities in the office is something we all have within us but don’t always use.
It’s love.
We all know the importance of opening these things (points to ears)
but what about the importance of opening this thing (points to chest). Am I right? It’s no coincidence that the human heart is the most powerful organ in the body.
Only by bringing love to the office can we really motivate others
and ourselves
to reach those goals.
So next time you’re in a stressful situation and thinking about hitting the WeWork team with bars . Stop.
Take a moment.
And remember to love.
#inspiration
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 12:15 (five years ago) link
Don't forget to smile! And to protect your time!! And to protect your personal brand, thinkfluencers!!!
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:41 (five years ago) link
Four Things That Interesting Investing Individuals Can Learn From Warren Buffett, The Oracle of Omaha:
1. Buy High and Sell Low - the market won't see it coming!!2. Don't Actually Do Any Work - that's a waste of time you won't get back!!3. The Biggest Commodity To Invest In Is Tulips - about to bounce back from that recent 382-year slump!!4. Learn How To Juggle - in case you need a weekend side hustle!!
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 09:50 (five years ago) link
What if I told you that I could significantly boost your Leadervation Capital in the Thought Economy in just 30-90 days? Would you be interested?
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 4 July 2019 09:05 (four years ago) link
go on...
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 4 July 2019 09:41 (four years ago) link
I truly believe that ‘stuff’ really does not bring happiness. Family, friends, good health and the satisfaction that comes from making a positive difference are what really matters https://t.co/GFLwOyJLGt pic.twitter.com/r4LbQOcg8J— Richard Branson (@richardbranson) July 29, 2019
Great inspiration from Sir Richard Branson, and it's oh so true! I was just telling the intern getting my wheatgrass shot that 'stuff' does not bring happiness, but love and good health does!!
Love is about synergy and we need to tap into it from both ends!! I'll be tweeting this inspiro to Sir Richard (along with a request to be an angel investor for my new #sidehustle: a dating app, helping to connect pug owners exclusively), he'll love it!!
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 4 August 2019 01:25 (four years ago) link
troll game on god mode
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 4 August 2019 03:05 (four years ago) link
Actual quote from the Firefox team:
And today we're excited to announce that we're moving to a four-week release cycle! We're adjusting our cadence to increase our agility, and bring you new features more quickly. In recent quarters, we've had many requests to take features to market sooner. Feature teams are increasingly working in sprints that align better with shorter release cycles. Considering these factors, it is time we changed our release cadence.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link
this is the opening sentence of an email youtube sent me (as a customer) a few weeks ago: We're reaching out with an update on how we'll release YouTube Originals going forward, as well as updates to your YouTube and YouTube Music features.some besuited buzzwank thought it would be a good idea to send this sentence to every customer
― times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 00:18 (four years ago) link
Hey Futurefluencers!
I'm hearing a lot of negative noise around the office since we that great guy, the artisanal barista, could no longer brew up that hot java in the kitchen each morning. Have to say, crew, I was sad too... but the Starbucks will pick you up just as much before a big day of hustle!!!
Yeah, I've seen the stories about issues with the upcoming IPO because our CEO is (allegedly!!!) a 'batshit crazy madman wasting millions on mescaline parties and cryogenics' but we're working through it! More than ever guys, I need you to be thoughtleaders in your field... it's time to tap in from both ends with our customers!!!!
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link
I tapped in from both ends with your mum
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
Maybe there's a better thread for this, but what do you all make of this Yuval Noah Harari guy? Legit or just another Gladwell-type clever reductionist?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 January 2021 03:22 (three years ago) link
What's his influencer brand like? Inspirational?
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 9 January 2021 02:26 (three years ago) link
He actually seems slightly pessimistic tbh
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 9 January 2021 02:30 (three years ago) link
Mind Negative Influencer
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 9 January 2021 02:36 (three years ago) link
Who is everyone's favorite positive thinkfluencer and how have they enriched your personal & professional lives with uplifting momentum even during these trying times in "the new normal"?
Tag and make a comment!
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2021 09:31 (three years ago) link
omg I knew there was a place I needed to put this linkhttps://www.qantas.com/travelinsider/en/lifestyle/business/a-day-in-the-life-routine-professor-joel-pearson-unsw.html
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:33 (three years ago) link
that is absolutely incredible
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 10:48 (three years ago) link
all of a sudden I'm onboard with Scotty's defunding of universities
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 10:54 (three years ago) link
just a fun guy having fun
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 11:04 (three years ago) link
i'm trying to read between the lines to figure out when he has time for the epic boning he must surely have scheduled with his partner
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 11:10 (three years ago) link
a sandwich, pasta or sushi would make me sleepy all afternoon.
poor snowflake!
― ledge, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 11:41 (three years ago) link
imagine the loss to humanity if he performed at less than his peak for the arvo
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 12:13 (three years ago) link
seems like a lot of hassle to make podcasts
― All cars are bad (Euler), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 12:50 (three years ago) link
lmao
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:02 (three years ago) link
― partyin' maskless with Rudy G. and Vanilla Ice, it's a gas gas gas (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:37 (three years ago) link
You know, I might not ever post a political stance on the company LinkedIn page, but I might post it on the company owner’s LinkedIn profile.
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 12 June 2022 00:16 (one year ago) link
Hey, it's marketing here. Yeah, I tried pinging you on Teams, said you were do not disturb? Anyway, important stuff... we need you post some mighty TL. Oh, that means Thought Leadership. Yeah, we cut it down. No, people didn't know what MTL meant. Anyway, important stuff... we need to promote ESG thought leaders on the vanguard at our Q4 event. No, it's no longer called the Year End event. Why are you talking about do not disturb? On Teams? Anyway, important stuff... mighty TL that to your ESG tribe asap okay thanks!
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 20 November 2022 12:19 (one year ago) link
Glad we got the big brains on this one!
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 20 November 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link
Hi, I'm the Chief Metaverse Officer.
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 10:53 (one year ago) link
We're brewing some engaging coaching content at the EQ Café, can I get you a mug of L&D?
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 26 November 2022 07:36 (one year ago) link
We are reinventing the science of selling.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 January 2023 10:34 (one year ago) link
Have we ever celebrated these values on the socials?
Maybe there is more we can curate?
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 03:32 (one year ago) link
Affirmative, will loop back and peel the onion.
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 04:15 (one year ago) link
Look let's not boil the ocean here people!
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 10:53 (one year ago) link
All we need to do is just re-surface some of those really activating titles
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 10:54 (one year ago) link
Okay tribe, what is the call to action here?
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:04 (one year ago) link
Sorry, team, our capital sources have temporarily dried up and you all are being furloughed.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:38 (one year ago) link
Folks, we need you to embrace a new motto... 'more with less'.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 February 2023 07:40 (one year ago) link
fewer, bigger, better
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 13 February 2023 10:23 (one year ago) link
let’s do a quick sync on that next week
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 13 February 2023 10:24 (one year ago) link
Our new brand, in our heads, is a more accessible kind of name, it's a palindrome. It's navigating the world. It's about the avant-garde.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 09:10 (one year ago) link
“FuF”
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 09:28 (one year ago) link
Guys, guys... this is TABLE STAKES in this industry.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 February 2023 09:42 (one year ago) link
We are becoming more agile.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 27 February 2023 21:06 (one year ago) link
I just want to make sure we’re aligning on outcomes. Right guys?
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 February 2023 21:36 (one year ago) link
We've got a new vibe this quarter. It's thought leadership, reimagined.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 10:07 (one year ago) link
We're aiming at centers of influence.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 19:49 (one year ago) link
Now is the time to turbo boost our growth strategy. (Once we polish off month end reporting.)
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Friday, 2 June 2023 09:11 (eleven months ago) link
We're talking big interventions here, team. I want the best brains on this.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 2 June 2023 11:24 (eleven months ago) link
Some events are truly experiences. The fireside chats about incorporating AI chatbots into our new frontline customer service vision were inspiring.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 30 July 2023 03:29 (nine months ago) link
But when are we going to ladder up to that visioning work that Dan led so effectively? It’s been months! Let’s get aligned and start delivering!!!!
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 5 August 2023 08:41 (nine months ago) link
New addition to the business plan: AI-inspired thought leadership.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 August 2023 12:58 (nine months ago) link
That tracks
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 August 2023 13:51 (nine months ago) link
I can't believe it's already September and that I've been at Corp Co. for six months. I've already seen some game-changing vision work from our leadership, and some incredible strat and execution to really land our proposition with the market and I just want to take a moment to say: well done.
That said we will need to adjust our footprint going forward. HR will be in touch if you are affected. As always our mental health website is available for all staff.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 September 2023 13:43 (eight months ago) link
Has anybody captured those pinch points? Sarah?
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 15:15 (eight months ago) link
When you wake up tomorrow morning, after you've said your gratitudes, I want you to focus your mind and ask yourself: are you aligned? Are you aware? Are you feeding in? Great organizations have great alignment. And there's no alignment without feeding in.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 18 September 2023 15:45 (seven months ago) link
Don't forget Lean Coffee Drop-In tomorrow at 8am, Alex is going to be doing one of his things
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 10:09 (seven months ago) link
Reminds me of the emails we get bombarded with by managers and HR which no-one reads and which are deleted in nanoseconds.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 10:16 (seven months ago) link
Folks, we need you to embrace a new motto... 'work from work'.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 16 March 2024 22:27 (one month ago) link
Welcome to our LinkedIn Executive Leadership Fireside Chat on AI Thought Leadership.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 May 2024 08:29 (six days ago) link
Who smashed it this week? Who flew under the radar to really DELIVER? Let's shine a light on these poor fuckers!
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 May 2024 08:34 (six days ago) link