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lol

The Senate health care monstrosity is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen https://t.co/Cypon3wkCK

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) July 27, 2017

Frederik B, Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

I don't know if there is enough oxygen in the room for the Mooch's mini Trump routine. Especially when he starts throwing his own send in the Feds Twitter fits.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:18 (six years ago) link

there ought to be Feds; don't bother, they're here

okapi paste (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:20 (six years ago) link

150 years ago people would have been hung for these leaks...they're treasonous"

is he talking about people with huge dicks pissing ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:24 (six years ago) link

I can't imagine things playing out much differently if Trump had hired Patrick Bateman as his communications director.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:27 (six years ago) link

I can't believe it took less than a week for Mooch to completely implode

sometimes this administration really is the greatest

frogbs, Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:31 (six years ago) link

And elsewhere!

On Fox & Friends, Kellyanne Conway says filling out disclosure forms "demoralizing," discourage people from serving in government.

— Marina Fang (@marinafang) July 27, 2017

Kellyanne Conway: "Now, there are leaks, and then there are people using the press to shiv each other in the ribs. That’s different." (Fox)

— David Wright (@DavidWright_CNN) July 27, 2017

Kellyanne Conway: "I will just tell you, I think leakers are easier to figure out than they may think, this West Wing is a very small place"

— David Wright (@DavidWright_CNN) July 27, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:42 (six years ago) link

It's almost as if these people have something to hide

Senator Luther Strange (stevie), Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:47 (six years ago) link

Now he's quoting Fox news that Russians spread misinformation about him during the campaign and there has been no ... investigation?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link

Can we ponder a moment the fact the Scaramucci is fighting against leaks of information about him by running to as many outlets as he can and leaking rumors?

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:53 (six years ago) link

did anything actually get leaked about Mooch? cuz now I'm hearing he just misinterpreted a FOX news story, which I guess fits the 'mini-Trump' routine to a T

frogbs, Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

This is a dude that told Politico or whomever that he was going to fire that Michael Short guy, and then after the publication reported on it complained about them publishing leaked information, especially before poor Michael Short had even been told. And this is when Mooch was the source! Buncha psychos.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

run the government like a business!

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

Given his behavior after being communications director for all of fifteen minutes, I can't imagine that anyone in the WH feels any disincentive to seek out and leak as much dirt as possible on the Mooch.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 July 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link

It sure seems like a lot of folks correctly foresaw his hiring as the shitstorm it has turned into.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

On Fox & Friends, Kellyanne Conway says filling out disclosure forms "demoralizing," discourage people from serving in government.

wait until they try to vote

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:01 (six years ago) link

Meanwhile, yesterday, something stirred in the heart of a right wing Twitter writer/commenter guy

If the GOP is embracing so much of Obama's policy legacy, maybe liberals were right and to one degree or another the opposition was racial.

— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) July 26, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_95EluJ01M

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link

is mooch . . . doing performance art?

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

Well, this is almost certainly not real life.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

"From one Italian to another..."

clemenza, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

omg Mooch referring to him and Reince as "brothers, like Cain and Abel", holy shit

frogbs, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link

Oh BTW, Sessions appears on Tucker tonight. And apparently...

Sessions is going on Fox News today, in part to discuss "the current situation with Trump."

— Alana Abramson (@aabramson) July 27, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link

And someone's making hay

! @LindseyGrahamSC says he is intro'ing legislation that would prevent firing of special counsels without judicial review

— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) July 27, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link

Mooch getting a bit of a reputation for his invasive body language while being interviewed by Emily Maitlis from Newsnight (footage and aghast reaction of the entire British commentariat available on Twitter).

kim jong deal (suzy), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:16 (six years ago) link

I genuinely think that every week of this period in history could fill a goddamn book. Here's to hoping humanity survives to a point from which this era can be viewed as history and that books/writing still exist then.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link

remember joe paterno? what would he say ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link

no kidding, it feels we're on Season 10 of this dumb show where they just start introducing a bunch of zany characters like Goldstone and Mooch and none of the plotlines make any damn sense

frogbs, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

Someone should retell Watergate using nothing but contemporary tweets. "@Ziegler on FBI Associate Director Felt: 'If Mark wants to explain that he's not a leaker, let him do that.'"

clemenza, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

I can't imagine that anyone in the WH feels any disincentive to seek out and leak as much dirt as possible

Hyperbole or no, the threat of public hanging may be a bit of a downer.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link

I wonder how much the Mooch can bench press. I bet a lot! I bet he is really strong and can lift a lot of weights!

Also, I bet sooner rather than later we will get a selfie of him shirtless posted on some site.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

I can tell you two fish that don't stink: that's me and the President

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link

This is the Golden State Warriors of stupidity picking up Kevin Durant

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

analogy breaks down in this scenario as "NBA" is consumed in hellfire, everybody dies

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

Trump at -18 on RASMUSSEN, which I believe is his lowest rating there.

The most telling thing is the decline in "strongly approve". It was at 25% yesterday. It got as high as 44% in January

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link

the paterno line!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:37 (six years ago) link

I wonder what the Venn diagram for 'strongly approves of President Trump's performance' and 'as-yet unconvicted capital offender' looks like.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:37 (six years ago) link

This guy, at minimum, just funneled several pots of coffee, but more realistically is Tony Montana-level sinus deep in the llello.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link

I'm sure someone posted this before, but this certainly feeds into the "Mooch is mini-Trump" thing

The Mooch did his homework. pic.twitter.com/Wku0DF2ovd

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 24, 2017

Many men scream death (voodoo chili), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link

Mooch looks like an aging child star, like one of the people in Eight is Enough or some shit

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

so much confusion and aggravation just to lift sanctions against russia / pay back billion dollar debts / cover up same

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link

In a few short years Mooch will look like Fred Willard in Best In Show:

https://d2ycltig8jwwee.cloudfront.net/articles/4777/detail.87b2aedc.png

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link

Members of the band Journey were just spotted in the White House briefing room. That is all.

— margaret brennan (@margbrennan) July 27, 2017

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link

don't stop ... etc.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link

They were totally playing "Faithfully"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 July 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

jeff sessions to be replaced as ag by journey's greatest hits hitmakers journey

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 July 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link

'who's cryin' now', remarked bass player ross valory after the announcement was made

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 July 2017 15:10 (six years ago) link

Lovin, Touchin', Grabbin' 'Em By the Pussy

Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 July 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

DON'T STOP COLLUDIN'
TWO SCOOPS DURING PUUUUUUUDIIIIIIIIN'

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 July 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link


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