Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

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Just wait until he discovers emojis.

Too late! He dropped a completely non-sequitur movie camera emoji into a tweet yesterday.

http://www.watcherofthedawn.com/2017/07/09/golden-dawn-leader-griffin-donald-trump/

The chiefs of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, outer order of the Rosicrucian Academy of Alpha et Omega say they lost their dog, their car and nearly their lives after working magic to protect US President Donald Trump.
Imperator David Griffin and his wife Leslie McQuade were furious at those who have been working magic to hex Trump. Writing in his blog, Griffin said:

“The issue here is not whether or not you agree with the politics and policies of Donald Trump. The real question is whether or not a gaggle of Communist leaning magicians and witches should be permitted to topple a duly elected President of the United States or bind and curse the American people who voted for him.”

― mark s, Thursday, 27 July 2017 15:34 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Amazing. RIP Redd Dogg you just weren't magical enough to defeat Communism.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/scaramucci-wears-womens-sunglasses/article/2009019#.WXo9fc4g5ZQ.twitter

Guess he's out.

Imagine if he wore women's underwear.

-John Lennon

Yes of course

BREAKING (CNN): Sources close to Trump say that he is "done with" his Chief of Staff, Reince Priebus, but hasn't decided whether to fire him

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) July 27, 2017

guy famous for "you're fired" hates firing people

this is going to end with a primetime special with sessions and reince on stage, and trump deciding which of them (or both? or NEITHER?) will be fired, isn't it

Meantime, the Senate, everyone

I'm undoubtedly missing something, but I don't really get Senate GOP should want a conference if it can't pass anything itself

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) July 27, 2017

I've said this before - it's not that he hates firing people (he loves it!), it's that he *can't* fire any of the people in his cabinet without endangering himself. They all have dirt on him now.

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It's sad, he was a guy

"It's kind of hurtful," Sessions tells Fox of Trump's criticisms. But he wants to keep serving the president & they agree on many issues.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) July 27, 2017

the "get a bill to conference" thing is obvious, and Senate GOP leadership (Cornyn, I think?) has clearly said that that's the goal because once something's gone through conference they're hoping that will apply even more pressure to wavering "no" votes. Plus it buys them time.

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plus plausible deniability

A Politico headline for the ages. pic.twitter.com/imHROvdmOq

— Topher Spiro (@TopherSpiro) July 27, 2017

Aw, really?

NEW: Ron Johnson says the GOP pledge to repeal/replace Obamacare was an 'over-promise' https://t.co/pcKxSLgzuK

— Al Weaver (@alweaver22) July 27, 2017

you're just overtired, GOP

Lindsey Graham says he'll work with Freedom Caucus to make sure skinny repeal doesn't pass wout conference. We're in the strangest timeline.

— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 27, 2017

I mean the thing is that increasingly it looks like the House could just call the Senate's bluff and vote on it and go on vacation.

Ok so here’s a quick thread recapping where the health debate is at now, which is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.

— Paul McLeod (@pdmcleod) July 27, 2017

Meantime

Circa is reporting a top FBI lawyer is allegedly under investigation for leaking classified information to the media https://t.co/VoOfqJAV2b

— Hadas Gold (@Hadas_Gold) July 27, 2017

Meadows & Freedom Caucus publicly stating they won't vote for "skinny repeal" by itself w out conference.

and we all know how well Ryan is at corralling their votes...

Confidence!

Perdue on #SkinnyRepeal "The only possibly problem would be would the House take it up and actually have a vote on it."

— Lisa Mascaro (@LisaMascaro) July 27, 2017

It's getting fun!

Rep. Carlos Curbelo says he would support skinny repeal, and that he would prefer no conference before the House passes it.

— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 27, 2017

Argument I saw just now

Pretty dumb of House GOP to say publicly “we’ll pass skinny repeal!” when Senate moderates are leery of House rubber-stamping it

— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) July 27, 2017

Have you considered they might want this to stay in the Senate's hands?

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) July 27, 2017

Yes, this makes sense. The House GOP also doesn’t want anything to pass. https://t.co/uqkQV3LmSb

— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) July 27, 2017

"I got it, you take it"

.@SenDeanHeller, "who indicated earlier support for the effort because it skirts the issue of Medicaid, was noncommittal on Thursday." https://t.co/YSRCzF3joF

— Megan Messerly (@meganmesserly) July 27, 2017

Senate Republicans will have another members-only meeting this afternoon to discuss latest in skinny repeal bill.

— Alex Bolton (@alexanderbolton) July 27, 2017

Boy they bout to do it pic.twitter.com/6RHRRQbD7s

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) July 27, 2017

To add to the chaos. From a House aide, on the Senate:

"I don’t think they’re in a position to demand anything from the House right now."

— Dylan Scott (@dylanlscott) July 27, 2017

Which, LOL

GOP aide tells me this presser is to say they want guarantee from the House that skinny repeal will go to conference (we already knew this) https://t.co/QodH3NpPDw

— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 27, 2017

Meanwhile!

A conversation with Anthony Scaramucci... https://t.co/7TY64NfAWu

— Ryan Lizza (@RyanLizza) July 27, 2017

... asked by @kasie what's in the health care bill, sen. @orrinhatch literally laughs & says he doesn't see anything passing the senate. pic.twitter.com/8mu0FP0Fix

— fake nick ramsey (@nick_ramsey) July 27, 2017

holy shit at the quotes in that nyer article

This is so fucking dumb.

btw I can see why Yam invoked Lincoln the other night; he truly has a Team of Rivals.

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said.

“They’ll all be fired by me,” he said. “I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly.” The issue, he said, was that he believed Priebus had been worried about the dinner because he hadn’t been invited. “Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” Scaramucci said. He channelled Priebus as he spoke: “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ” (Priebus did not respond to a request for comment.)

i cannot wait to read the three volume set about this idiot admin

I gotta start using this

“Yeah, let me go, though, because I’ve gotta start tweeting some shit to make this guy crazy.”

his name is ron Johnson he comes from Wisconsin he vorks in de lumberyards dere

the mooch is a fucking maniac

it's going to look like a set of Encyclopedia Britannica

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Press conference in a few minutes.

"O.K., the Mooch showed up a week ago,” he said. “This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, O.K.?"

I'm sure that quote about Bannon will be very well received.

_“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said._

of all the crimes of the trump admin to date, none is more indefensible than making me imagine steve bannon performing an act of autofellatio

i cannot wait to read the three volume set about this idiot admin

i really don't understand this. reading about it now is repellent enough.

he had 11 ribs removed to make it work

Yeah I was gonna say, Bannon is nowhere near flexible enough to suck his own cock.

Lindsey Graham: "I"m not gonna vote for the skinny bill if I'm not assured by the House that there will be a conference."

well now i have the even worse image in my head of an increasingly frustrated Bannon trying and failing to suck his own cock.