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the mooch is a fucking maniac

it's going to look like a set of Encyclopedia Britannica

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Press conference in a few minutes.

"O.K., the Mooch showed up a week ago,” he said. “This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, O.K.?"

I'm sure that quote about Bannon will be very well received.

_“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said._

of all the crimes of the trump admin to date, none is more indefensible than making me imagine steve bannon performing an act of autofellatio

i cannot wait to read the three volume set about this idiot admin

i really don't understand this. reading about it now is repellent enough.

he had 11 ribs removed to make it work

Yeah I was gonna say, Bannon is nowhere near flexible enough to suck his own cock.

Lindsey Graham: "I"m not gonna vote for the skinny bill if I'm not assured by the House that there will be a conference."

well now i have the even worse image in my head of an increasingly frustrated Bannon trying and failing to suck his own cock.

He's not making a lick of sense. "Yeah, this bill sucks, but maybe if the House and Senate go to conference I'll change my mind."

The Maverick: "My position will be guided by" the governor of Arizona's analysis.

That New Yorker article on Scaramucci is something else.

I got to wonder with the top of the government in such disarray and so many open management positions all over the place, there are not people taking advantage of things and just stealing stuff blind, backing up trucks and taking office furniture or whatever. I keep thinking about what I have seen working in restaurants and other businesses that are in complete shambles with no one in charge getting ready to fall apart. It seems that stuff like this goes down when its all being run well let alone in complete chaos.

five minutes into drinking paintstripper and not sucking your own cock and he gives you this look

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/600/1*vtHkNIwgAtq-SfzSvVJpBQ.png

Y'all gonna keep posting this boring scuttlebutt?

Mark Meadows doesn't like the skinny repeal bill, and says he won't support it. He also says he wouldn't anticipate a conference committee

— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 27, 2017

Meadows doesn't want a conference. He wants the Senate to keep working on their bill.

— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) July 27, 2017

“Yeah, let me go, though, because I’ve gotta start tweeting some shit to make this guy crazy.”

i love this

The William Browder testimony on the Magnitsky Act was damning, and Sen. Blumenthal (begining 1:34) dropped some big hints of future shoes to drop.

why doesn't the Senate just table this bill and instead work on a bipartisan bill requiring the President to spend his days in a glass cube.

Sen. Lindsey Graham: "The skinny bill as policy is a disaster" and "as a replacement for Obamacare is a fraud" https://t.co/3xFQDwqOkZ

— The Situation Room (@CNNSitRoom) July 27, 2017

watch them vote for it now

McCain slammed the bill as a "terrible step backward" for the country shortly before voting "yes"

all those guys are voting yes

Am I the only person noticing that Senators are citing promises from Mark Meadows and not—oh, I don't know?—the Speaker of the House?

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) July 27, 2017

ryan and mcconnell out after this imo

but it's nice to see the respective GOP caucuses of the House and Senate at each other's throats

ryan and mcconnell out after this imo

only if there's someone else that wants their thankless jobs

Gotta say, this is the most telling thing from the Lizza interview. Consider what it implies.

I got the sense that Scaramucci’s campaign against leakers flows from his intense loyalty to Trump. Unlike other Trump advisers, I’ve never heard him say a bad word about the President.

Am I the only person noticing that Senators are citing promises from Mark Meadows and not—oh, I don't know?—the Speaker of the House?

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) July 27, 2017

wasnt there a report that Meadows stock increased exponentially after he twisted the necessary arms to have this shit sandwich healthcare bill pass the house

all these white guys look the same to me

they are all just bags of mayonnaise and bile

The cocksucker Bannon quote will get the headlines but open attacks from two senior staff figures is mind-boggling

“They’ll all be fired by me,” he said. “I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly.” The issue, he said, was that he believed Priebus had been worried about the dinner because he hadn’t been invited. “Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” Scaramucci said.

Confidence!

Asked Johnson what if in conference talks break down, and House passes skinny:

"That's entirely possible, but what we want is that chance"

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) July 27, 2017

Congress Accidentally Wrecked the Health Care Industry and All I Got Was this Lousy T-Shirt

One Priebus detracted/Trump supporter calls and says, "Anthony just bought Reince four more months."

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 27, 2017

guess that explains this pic.twitter.com/eb6cjrHnd6

— LYDIA BURRELL™ (@LydiaBurrell) July 27, 2017

“Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” Scaramucci said.

just cause reince is paranoid doesn't mean the mooch isn't out to get him

"im not steve bannon, im not trying to suck my own cock" is a quote for the ages

I'm w Alfred, idgaf about any of this cabinet in-fighting crap, it means nothing you guys all get the national shit-tv-show you deserve

If Kremlinology had been this bizarre, I would have found the 80s a lot more entertaining.

Anthony Scaramucci tells me his statement will be coming shortly.

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) July 27, 2017

Graham's a shitbag but you can see why his sense of humor/flashes of irony appeal to the beltway press

“If I don’t get those assurances I’m a ‘no’ because I’m not going to vote for a pig in a poke,” Graham said, adding he would happily defend such a vote if he doesn’t get the guarantee he is looking for. “I do this with joy in my heart.”

He actually delivered that last line rather well.

I'm w Alfred, idgaf about any of this cabinet in-fighting crap, it means nothing you guys all get the national shit-tv-show you deserve

― Οὖτις, Thursday, July 27, 2017 6:03 PM

fucking NPR an hour ago LED with the "embattled Reince Preibus" as if anyone gave a shit and people's health care wasn't endangered.

But they do give a shit, they do...

Today in CNN chyrons: pic.twitter.com/rBRNQ2HAk2

— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce) July 27, 2017

oh no what will reince do, i mean apart from his job

distracting a country full of morons is p easy

"someone made a dick joke!"
ow my balls

etc

if only people could hold two thoughts in their head at the same time

we're living in a lovecraftian horror story, but it's been edited by a bunch of entourage writers https://t.co/gD08KEEMUi

— Lana Del Raytheon (@LanaDelRaytheon) July 27, 2017