Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

"someone made a dick joke!"
ow my balls

etc

if only people could hold two thoughts in their head at the same time

we're living in a lovecraftian horror story, but it's been edited by a bunch of entourage writers https://t.co/gD08KEEMUi

— Lana Del Raytheon (@LanaDelRaytheon) July 27, 2017

Probably all that needs to be said in the end

Source close to Bannon and Scaramucci, to me: "It’s not a problem for [Mooch] because the president doesn't give a shit."

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) July 27, 2017

And he doesn't seem to either.

I sometimes use colorful language. I will refrain in this arena but not give up the passionate fight for @realDonaldTrump's agenda. #MAGA

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) July 27, 2017

Meantime

.@JohnCornyn said an important announcement from the house coming soon

— Leigh Ann Caldwell (@LACaldwellDC) July 27, 2017

Russia sanctions pass Senate 98-2. appears veto proof

yeah if he vetoes that it's going to get overridden in both Houses

I can guess who the three no votes were in the house, no idea who the two in the Senate were...? Rand Paul probably

he voted twice

The two NO votes on Russia sanctions:

1) @RandPaul
2) @BernieSanders https://t.co/0yEA1Zsiub

— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) July 27, 2017

the fuck?

oh he disagreed w/ Iran sanctions that were thrown in

Trump, Putin and (for some weird reason) a bunch of husky guys in red MAGA hats made in China are going to be really mad.

what's the over/under as to whether Trump knows the override vote exists

Trump doesn't know anything

Just asked a dependably unflappable admin official about @RyanLizza-@Scaramucci situation. The response: "Whole WH is freaking out."

— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) July 27, 2017

Oh dear soul

.@shsanders45 on WH infighting: "We should be focused on who has a job in the rest of the country not who has a job in this building"

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) July 27, 2017

President Trump: We are forever in your debt. Thank you. God bless you, God bless our truly amazing law enforcement, and God bless America.

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) July 27, 2017

Lol talk about sucking your own cock

"We should be focused on who has a job in the rest of the country not who has a job in this building"

she say this on camera? someone put that in a commercial.

xp Trying to solidify their loyalty for his "I have the army!" day, when he rolls tanks on recalcitrant Repubs and forces them to vote yes on Trumpcare

.@SpeakerRyan Statement on Senate Health Care Legislation pic.twitter.com/vItpkvur3V

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) July 27, 2017

she say this on camera? someone put that in a commercial.

She did indeed

.@SarahHuckabee: "We should be focused on who has a job in the rest of the country, not who has a job in the building behind me." #TheStory pic.twitter.com/yJfaxXjTPx

— Fox News (@FoxNews) July 27, 2017

I love how Ryan's all "Not our problem!"

Easy for him to say

A lone voice for Reince: @PhilipRucker and I just ran into Newt outside MSNBC, who says he advises him to stick it out, tune out the noise.

— Annie Karni (@anniekarni) July 27, 2017

Newt knows a lot about noise.

Ya think?

US intel officials tell me they’re worried the chaos at WH leaves US in weak position to deal with any potential major int crisis

— Richard Engel (@RichardEngel) July 27, 2017

(This has obviously been El Tomboto's point for months now.)

Great so this is gonna pass and drag on even longer

Xp

whats ironical to me is all the white house leaks are a byproduct of trumps awful lord of the flies management style. if you have harmony at home you're gonna have fewer leaks..

White House disarray poses something of a catch-22. As much as I enjoy these idiots infighting, each firing invites the chance they'll be replaced by someone competent. Which is a scary thought, except that the person doing the firing would be incompetent, too, indicating the replacement would likely be just as incompetent as the person they're replacing. Most likely we'll end up wth a fun mix of chaos agents and useless blobs, with the chief executive already the pinnacle of that special combo.

Every contestant eliminated on this season of the Apprentice makes it more difficult to apply the 25th Amendment when needed, in case something really goes awry (Trump orders a nuclear first strike, Mattis refuses, etc).

this is going to end in a way nobody expects, something stupid like DJT slipping in the shower and hitting his head and going into a coma or mutant insects coming from the soil to enslave us

LOL the wiki entry for 25th amendment includes this corker:
Upon becoming the White House Chief of Staff in 1987, Howard Baker was advised by his predecessor's staff to be prepared for a possible invocation of the Twenty-fifth Amendment[35] due to Reagan's perceived laziness and ineptitude.[36][37]

Those guys must look back now and laugh.

Best possible outcome for the country is a collapse on a golf course, followed by years in a coma.

they'd probably refuse to transfer powers and still leave him the President

Frankly, I'm none too fond of the Cold War expansion of presidential powers. A president incapable of signing legislation or offering direction, but also incapable of offending our allies and starting unnecessary wars, would be better than our collective dive into chaos. The U.S. survived Oct 1919-Jan 1921 (after Woodrow Wilson's stroke) just fine without a chief executive. It could do so again.

Is this how it's going to end?

BREAKING: Two GOP senators say House assurance on health bill insufficient, dealing blow to McConnell effort to pass legislation.

— The Associated Press (@AP) July 28, 2017

it won't

This fucking zombie bill

These recent Scaramucci comments are really something

I like this Scaramucci guy's style. If we're going to go down in flames, we might as well have some on board entertainment.

Breitbart going to war over the Mooch pic.twitter.com/WEcjVM1E8Q

— Jon Passantino (@passantino) July 28, 2017

Funny how it works.

I made a mistake in trusting in a reporter. It won't happen again.

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) July 28, 2017

What???

SOMEBODY forgot how to log in so I'm posting this insight from her instead:

The reason Ivanka and Kush got the Mooch to come in is because they're sick and tired of having to constantly give Daddy the affirmation he needs. They know that Mooch will give him that so they can take a break from checking in and making sure everything is okay - Mooch will fuck with all the other hangers-on, Mooch will #MAGA all over everything, and they can finally stop living with their dad all the time and go about their lives.

Aw.

GOP Sen. David Perdue says he was "comforted" by Paul Ryan's statement and he will now vote "yes" on skinny bill, @mj_lee reports.

— Teddy Davis (@TeddyDavisCNN) July 28, 2017

That makes no sense. He is not dumb enough to think the New Yorker reporter is his best friend and confidant.

I hate when they jerk us around like this.

well it's easy, shift the narrative to "OMG the media is the enemy" and let the base connect the dots - they "took him out of context", they "painted him in an unfair light", "they faked the interview"