are you a shirtless shitter?

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You are killing me here, KM. I just laughed so hard I shit my shirt clean off.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 July 2017 04:56 (six years ago) link

idk about the "clean" part

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 July 2017 04:56 (six years ago) link

I voted. I forget why.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 28 July 2017 05:07 (six years ago) link

I'm a shiftless shirker wrt shirtless shitting.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 July 2017 12:07 (six years ago) link

ILX what have you become

Jeff, Friday, 28 July 2017 12:15 (six years ago) link

i'm amazed that ilx has never had this conversation before tbh

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 July 2017 12:17 (six years ago) link

It's important to know the norms and customs of u society.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 July 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link

can we please come back to:

wait, idgi... how are you supposed to wipe with your shirt on??
― flopson, Friday, July 28, 2017 1:42 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aren't you worried about stretching it?

― flopson,

WTF are you on about

akm, Sunday, 30 July 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link

Wiping yr arse with the tail of yr shirt.

Obv

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link

why else would people tuck in their shirt?

flopson, Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link

What length are tails on the shirts you wear?

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link

"as far from my nose as possible, please"

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 4 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

guess i should put my shirt back on for this poll closing. i can only read poll results when my shirt is on

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 August 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link

good luck with those poll sweats

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 4 August 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 5 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

my entire world is shittered

Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:00 (six years ago) link

stso

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link

I think shirtless shitting largely was reinforced by my brother (in his 30s at the time) laughing about how he got poop on his work shirt somehow. Nowadays I put the shirt in a different room altogether.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link

we need a shirt with a hole cut in the tail. we could mail them to you. Call it MeShitShirts or The Shitted Shirt, etc.

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:36 (six years ago) link

LLC

Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 August 2017 02:02 (six years ago) link

never

👁 (am0n), Sunday, 6 August 2017 05:08 (six years ago) link

so next time i'm in one of those hellscape airport restrooms with dozens of stalls, i'm just going to assume that about one in every five people has taken their shirt off in there. good to know!

Karl Malone, Monday, 7 August 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link

Insanity

Treeship, Monday, 7 August 2017 04:53 (six years ago) link


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