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Trump speech in Long Island sounds particularly reprehensible

yeah he pulled MS-13 out of his butt the minute health care failed i guess ?

I don't buy the 'blame trump' thing for health care failing. the constant chaos out of the trump admin was one of the only reasons republicans could get this close to throwing a wrench into our health care system with a furtive late night vote on a shitty bill.

otm. I'd say the blame is on the 49 GOP Senators who voted for a terrible bill they all hoped would never become law

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/28/opinion/sally-yates-protect-the-justice-department-from-president-trump.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=opinion-c-col-left-region®ion=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region

front page of fox news is wild right now

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, July 28, 2017 1:04 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Iran. North Korea. North Korea. Iran.

The Senator is annoyed with this lack of decorum.

@realDonaldTrump I'm always happy to go to WhiteHouse to discuss w u Tell Scaramucci not to use that filthy language around me he toldmedia

— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) July 28, 2017

ha when i checked the top story was was "republicans fight back!!!!" with pictures of clinton, comey and lynch

What dimension of the chessboard is it where you ignore people who are in power and/or an actual threat to you in favor of people who are mostly just chillin at home with a pitcher of margs?

Re: MS13, definitely culture-war chaff being thrown up as T. feels frustrated and thwarted (ditto the military transgender tweets). IMO it's not even about health care (which he doesn't understand the first thing about).

At present, I'm cautiously optimistic about the Russia investigations. Qualifying statements:
- No, I don't think it will lead to impeachment.
- No, we won't get a do-over of the election.
- No, I'm not even sure there will be anything like charges or indictments or people in jail.

However, it clearly gets under his skin that it's a thing at all, and that it doesn't just go away when he waves his Wand of President Power. Of the sucky options humanity has right now, one of the better ones is that he gets increasingly unhinged and keeps lashing out in random directions.

That said - as ever, I know that there are real people suffering at the business end of T.'s rages, and my heart aches for them. Further, the Russians can read news sites too, and so Russia and N. Korea are picking now (when everyone's presumably distracted by legislative kabuki) to act more aggressively.

But if current events accelerate Trump's cray-cray in ways that make his kind of politics increasingly unpopular and untenable, this may lead to better long-term options. Or so I continue to cautiously hope.

xpost It's like doing donuts in the front yard of that guy who irritated you at work but who quit like two years ago.

worst-case scenario is Trump nukes South Korea, which I can see happening.

Best-case scenario is Trump decides to bro down w Kim Jong Un (they have so much in common!), averting int'l crisis. I've said this before. Unfortunately I fear he's not smart enough for this tack.

worst-case scenario is Trump nukes South Korea, which I can see happening.

i can unfortunately see this happening

I'm no foreign policy expert, but I would think nuking South Korea would give North Korea pause. Also, probably solve the North Korea problem!

A bipartisan group of roughly 40 House members has been meeting quietly over the past month to explore ways to stabilize Obamacare — efforts that are expected to take on greater urgency after the shocking collapse of the Senate’s Obamacare bill early Friday morning.

“This is our window to be relevant on a very real issue that impacts our constituents,” said one Republican lawmaker in the group who requested anonymity. The negotiations among the so-called Problem Solvers caucus will resume this morning, the lawmaker said.

Seriously? Problem Solvers?

The "Doing The Job We're Supposed To Be Doing Anyway" caucus

Problem Solvers sounds like some PBS morning show sleuths who unravel the mysteries of math for 5 year olds.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/I7D3bFC3wS8/maxresdefault.jpg

https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/wcfcourier.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/15/31547874-71cf-11e1-ad20-001871e3ce6c/4f6741a131578.image.jpg

Problem Solvers sounds like some PBS morning show sleuths who unravel the mysteries of math for 5 year olds.

lol, I had deleted "maybe they were mad that 3-2-1 Contact had already taken The Bloodhound Gang"

Freedom Caucus will never sign off on some compromise/bi-partisan bill

Whomp whomp

EXCLUSIVE | "She is tired of his naked ambition, which is so enormous that it left her at her wits’ end" https://t.co/69swuqMfBH

— New York Post (@nypost) July 28, 2017

ok lol

guess who's sucking their own cock now

I would support characters from PBS kids' shows replacing most of the government at this point tbh. MathNet could take over DOJ for example, the Electric Company could run Energy, Big Bird for Education... and now that being President consists largely of tweets, I think Ghostwriter could take over from Trump pretty seamlessly.

Odd Squad could remove that weird infestation from the white house

Daniel Tiger, Director of HHS
Word Girl, Sec of Ed

ten bucks says this is the mooch having finally learned how to go off the record https://t.co/6Nerax2TCj pic.twitter.com/Wf8SibjilG

— Caitlin Kelly (@caitlin__kelly) July 28, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFk1nptfQQ8

it's red meat for uniformed goons

The president encouraged law enforcement officers to be rougher with criminal suspects — and feel free to slam suspects’ head into their vehicles.

“When you see these towns and when you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in, rough, I said, please don’t be too nice,” Trump remarked at Suffolk County Community College.

“Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like, don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed somebody — don’t hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay?”

The crowd of officers erupted in cheers.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/cops-erupt-in-cheers-as-trump-urges-officers-to-use-more-violence-with-suspects-by-slamming-their-heads/

Good timing, Mrs. Mooch. Hooker scandal in 3, 2 ...

motherfuck the police

They're no Boy Scouts.

xpost Holy shit that second source. Mooch, if you are going to be your own secret Source, try to hide your identity a little bit better.

I think that's Yam's biggest Mussolini Moment in office thus far.

not surprising but fuuuuuuck you donald trump

Seeya Reince!

I am pleased to inform you that I have just named General/Secretary John F Kelly as White House Chief of Staff. He is a Great American....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 28, 2017

can I get off this ride?

there it is

firing by tweet lol this fucking clown

Would have preferred a real American to a great American:

https://media.giphy.com/media/EXfcbsDad7qqQ/giphy.gif

And no, you can't get off this ride.

this is insane

Twitter really should ban him. I mean, what would he do then? he would have no outlet

First the repeal bill, then Mrs. Mooch, then Cleetus. What a Friday.

Mueller should start trying to flip Reince now

xpost Skywriting?

Isn't the whole idea that Reince and Paul Ryan are long time allies etc.?

aren't they all on the road together today. so he's fired reince and he's going to ditch him on long island?

He should fire Paul next!

Preibus, another piece of human wreckage.

fuck me trump really has just learned about ellipses at age 71 hasn't he?