Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

xpost It's like doing donuts in the front yard of that guy who irritated you at work but who quit like two years ago.

worst-case scenario is Trump nukes South Korea, which I can see happening.

Best-case scenario is Trump decides to bro down w Kim Jong Un (they have so much in common!), averting int'l crisis. I've said this before. Unfortunately I fear he's not smart enough for this tack.

worst-case scenario is Trump nukes South Korea, which I can see happening.

i can unfortunately see this happening

I'm no foreign policy expert, but I would think nuking South Korea would give North Korea pause. Also, probably solve the North Korea problem!

A bipartisan group of roughly 40 House members has been meeting quietly over the past month to explore ways to stabilize Obamacare — efforts that are expected to take on greater urgency after the shocking collapse of the Senate’s Obamacare bill early Friday morning.

“This is our window to be relevant on a very real issue that impacts our constituents,” said one Republican lawmaker in the group who requested anonymity. The negotiations among the so-called Problem Solvers caucus will resume this morning, the lawmaker said.

Seriously? Problem Solvers?

The "Doing The Job We're Supposed To Be Doing Anyway" caucus

Problem Solvers sounds like some PBS morning show sleuths who unravel the mysteries of math for 5 year olds.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/I7D3bFC3wS8/maxresdefault.jpg

https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/wcfcourier.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/15/31547874-71cf-11e1-ad20-001871e3ce6c/4f6741a131578.image.jpg

Problem Solvers sounds like some PBS morning show sleuths who unravel the mysteries of math for 5 year olds.

lol, I had deleted "maybe they were mad that 3-2-1 Contact had already taken The Bloodhound Gang"

Freedom Caucus will never sign off on some compromise/bi-partisan bill

Whomp whomp

EXCLUSIVE | "She is tired of his naked ambition, which is so enormous that it left her at her wits’ end" https://t.co/69swuqMfBH

— New York Post (@nypost) July 28, 2017

ok lol

guess who's sucking their own cock now

I would support characters from PBS kids' shows replacing most of the government at this point tbh. MathNet could take over DOJ for example, the Electric Company could run Energy, Big Bird for Education... and now that being President consists largely of tweets, I think Ghostwriter could take over from Trump pretty seamlessly.

Odd Squad could remove that weird infestation from the white house

Daniel Tiger, Director of HHS
Word Girl, Sec of Ed

ten bucks says this is the mooch having finally learned how to go off the record https://t.co/6Nerax2TCj pic.twitter.com/Wf8SibjilG

— Caitlin Kelly (@caitlin__kelly) July 28, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFk1nptfQQ8

it's red meat for uniformed goons

The president encouraged law enforcement officers to be rougher with criminal suspects — and feel free to slam suspects’ head into their vehicles.

“When you see these towns and when you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in, rough, I said, please don’t be too nice,” Trump remarked at Suffolk County Community College.

“Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like, don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed somebody — don’t hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay?”

The crowd of officers erupted in cheers.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/cops-erupt-in-cheers-as-trump-urges-officers-to-use-more-violence-with-suspects-by-slamming-their-heads/

Good timing, Mrs. Mooch. Hooker scandal in 3, 2 ...

motherfuck the police

They're no Boy Scouts.

xpost Holy shit that second source. Mooch, if you are going to be your own secret Source, try to hide your identity a little bit better.

I think that's Yam's biggest Mussolini Moment in office thus far.

not surprising but fuuuuuuck you donald trump

Seeya Reince!

I am pleased to inform you that I have just named General/Secretary John F Kelly as White House Chief of Staff. He is a Great American....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 28, 2017

can I get off this ride?

there it is

firing by tweet lol this fucking clown

Would have preferred a real American to a great American:

https://media.giphy.com/media/EXfcbsDad7qqQ/giphy.gif

And no, you can't get off this ride.

this is insane

Twitter really should ban him. I mean, what would he do then? he would have no outlet

First the repeal bill, then Mrs. Mooch, then Cleetus. What a Friday.

Mueller should start trying to flip Reince now

xpost Skywriting?

Isn't the whole idea that Reince and Paul Ryan are long time allies etc.?

aren't they all on the road together today. so he's fired reince and he's going to ditch him on long island?

He should fire Paul next!

Preibus, another piece of human wreckage.

fuck me trump really has just learned about ellipses at age 71 hasn't he?

so now we're not even gonna have anybody in charge of Homeland Security? great

He should fire everyone. Everyone! And then he should hang himself in a closet. But leave a really, really angry note!

The fact that he did actually fire someone is the most surprising thing.

Reince had hoped to remain for a few days. But POTUS, urged on by a number of advisers saying "make one move or the other," pulled plug

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 28, 2017

what remotely qualified person would a) want the job and b) be able to pass the Senate

xp

so now we're not even gonna have anybody in charge of Homeland Security? great

This was my immediate question. Maybe the Mooch can double up.

Ha, "Reince in Peace."

Might as well nominate the Hulkster.

Twitter really should ban him. I mean, what would he do then? he would have no outlet

― Οὖτις, Friday, July 28, 2017 4:53 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no incentive, Trump has been great for Twitter

yeah apparently he is pretty adverse to in-person conflict, so firing-by-twitter is vmic