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OMG, you weren't joking.

WTF @ this country.

right now a bunch of people are looking at a NYT alert on their phone and just laughing their asses off

lol

Is this like one of those baseball things where they bring in a left-handed relief pitcher for a third of an inning just to get one specific batter out

He was getting too much press, wasn't he?

mooch was only there for ten days yet it felt like two years, therefore imo he was but a brief flickering hallucination produced by the temporal distortion we're currently locked inside of

What on earth could've possibly led to a) Trump firing (or allowing to be fired) this guy who's basically his id given independent form or b) a guy with such a coca plantation-sized ego stepping down voluntarily?

so does his wife take him back now or

is Vince McMahon busy?

Another acheivement? Stopping chemtrails?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Sxo1Ml5qU&spfreload=5

imo he was but a brief flickering hallucination

otm. it already seems like a dream. and in 10 years or whatever it'll be like "remember when that stereotype of a complete fucking asshole suddenly appeared on the scene, said that bannon wanted to suck his own dick, fired reince priebus and then got fired within a week?"

xxxpost Yes, I'm sure choosing to work for Trump was his only fault, seems cool otherwise.

Whenever Brexit gets too embarrassing for me to bear the White House always saves the day. Amazing.

Bannon's just keepin' his head down, biding his time. Clocking in, shuffling papers around, clocking out. Watching the clock. Not trying to suck his own cock.

Some years ago I worked for a company with a constant churn of upper-level veeps. Every time I didn't like a boss, I just told myself to wait a month and the pendulum would swing again.

This was apparently at the request of Kelly

https://i1.wp.com/i.4cdn.org/pol/1500690732464.gif

I think the mooch's official start date was august 1, which is... tomorrow

What on earth could've possibly led to a) Trump firing (or allowing to be fired) this guy who's basically his id given independent form [...]

Does that make him second-order pure id?

President Trump has decided to remove Anthony Scaramucci as communications director, as requested by the new chief of staff, John Kelly 2:35 PM

speaking of terrible people getting what's coming to them:

JUST IN: Joe Arpaio, former Sheriff of Maricopa County, found GUILTY of criminal contempt. Sentencing set for 10/5/17

rule of 3: Moreau, Shepard, Mooch

So Trump just let some other guy tell him that hiring the Mooch was a bad idea? What a low-t beta.

Kelly is casting himself as the grownup, in the role of finally reducing the drama.

Maybe no one has told him yet that the biggest, whiniest toddler in the building is actually his boss?

xps to Karl AWESOME

xp hahah i know when Kelly gets fed up with Trump's fey fecklessness, it will be glorious

https://i.imgur.com/PmfIayx.jpg

hmm.. quite possible

for sale
mooch shoes
never worn

— Bertrand Hussle (@OhWowHmm) July 31, 2017

Pundits begged Kelly to call James Baker (prob the best living CoS), Howard Baker, John Podesta (who both led the WH to post scandal recoveries). Perhaps he did.

I hope he got some good spirit cooking tips from the latter.

jfc Howard Baker's still alive?

Got an alert on my phone that said scaramucci's out.

Lol.

^this scene, x millions of people

someone write a quick thinkpiece on emerging forms of distributed comedy emerging from the political/tech nexus

man i hope this Kelly dick doesn't actually start running a tight ship. that would suck.

^^^

i'd assume that he will, until trump gets fed up and fires kelly

No worries, the minute Trump feels like the reins are being yanked from his hands, Kelly will be gone.

*i felt a laugh disturbance in the twitter-force...someone's been fired again.*

jfc Howard Baker's still alive?

― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will),

Kelly called his home so many times that Baker's ghost said fuck it and appeared.

Holy cow...Reminds me of the end credits for that Roseanne with one-episode-only Dean (skip to 6:20).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTJgeVJSgKs

No worries, the minute Trump feels like the reins are being yanked from his hands, Kelly will be gone.

yup the rot's at the top, and Trump listens to nobody

re: Howard Baker, I meant Kenneth Duberstein.

There are peeps with expertise. They'll never sully their name with this admin.

McMaster has apparently tried in all futility to be the grownup in the room for some time now. Unless Kelly is better at smooching that browneye just the way Donnie likes it, I cannot imagine him getting much further in the long run.

is it still infrastructure week?

ha

Like I said: https://t.co/6GqjmtQcty

— Andy Zax (@andyzax) July 31, 2017

wonder if Spicey's gonna be offered his old job back

Really, the moment Fox News reports on the wisdom of Trump listening to the advise of his new CoS, Kelly's thin ice period will begin in earnest.

i sorta feel like anyone who is able to outlast Trump will be america's first actual dictator. who's it gonna be, bannon, pence or kelly?

i can't see bannon's name without immediately thinking about him sucking his own dick. thanks a lot, mooch

I have to go now. My planet needs me. pic.twitter.com/EOxIxHhEP1

— Michael Sweeney (@mtsw) July 31, 2017