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really looking forward to seeing spicer, reince, mooch, and mike flynn on the next exciting season of dancing with the stars

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link

I like to imagine that Kelly personally dragged the Mooch out of the WH by his collar after catching him in the midst of pissing into a potted plant.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 July 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link

Since he still loves Trump so, so, much, we can now expect the stalking phase

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 31 July 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link

Hope he got in a couple of good parting shots on his way out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxo3fmp3toU

clemenza, Monday, 31 July 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link

that's prob why he got escorted out

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 31 July 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link

(xpost) If you've ever experienced the thrill yourself--got fired from a TV station once--I think they make that call ahead of time.

clemenza, Monday, 31 July 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link

tbh I can totally see this happening

SCOTT BAIO, YOUR TIME HAS COME https://t.co/tPqOng5oh7

— Tom & Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) July 31, 2017

Οὖτις, Monday, 31 July 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link

i thought this was trump https://t.co/wcLm3A7kuf

— Tré Melvin (@TreMelvin) July 30, 2017

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 31 July 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link

So can Mooch just ask for his old company/wife back?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

the detail about mooch selling his company last fall in anticipation of a WH appt is my favorite detail in all this

like, you reeeally didn't have to do that dude

sciatica, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link

Pence will almost certainly outlast Bannon and Kelly but I doubt he will become a dictator. He's too dull.

― Treeship, Monday, 31 July 2017 19:17 (forty-seven minutes ago) Permalink

The dull people are the ones that become dictators - have we learnt nothing?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

http://✧✧✧.c✧✧.com/2017/07/31/politics/trump-latest/?lf-content=206010866:lb-post-a705c0a19e2570475b3b5ba59d7f8✧✧✧@livef✧✧✧.c✧✧&hubRefSrc=permalink

Two sources close to the White House say it was more than just new Chief of Staff John Kelly's unhappiness with Anthony Scaramucci.

While initially supportive of Scaramucci's behavior last week, President Trump eventually soured on his communications director. The headlines swirling around Scaramucci rubbed Trump the wrong way, the sources say. He saw "The Mooch" as becoming the story — rather than the President.

so yeah can the libtard media go ahead and start making EVERYONE "the story"? just pick one guy a week and go crazy.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

Yeah, as per, it had zero to do with incompetence or coke psychosis but everything to do with upstaging the manbaby.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

"eventually"

mark s, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

Trump will automatically ice anyone who gets more coverage than him (part of why he hates Sessions imo)

Οὖτις, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link

heh

At least we know what Bannon is doing right now to celebrate

— Giordano Contestabil (@giordanobc) July 31, 2017

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link

Scaramucci lived more in these 10 days than many do in 10 years. Inspiring.

― jmm

His week beat my year.

nickn, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link

what can we do to make losers like Pruitt or DeVos media sensations

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:17 (six years ago) link

I find it intensely distressing that DeVos is flying so far under the radar. Who even knows what nefarious shit she's up to.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

for a minute there she was getting publicly harassed/ blocked from entering that school in DC(?). we need a lot more of that.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link

well Kelly will probably be next!

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/31/politics/kelly-comey-phone-call-angry/index.html

Neanderthal, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link

"how dare you have been upset with the way I handled that firing! you're gone too! I will fold your roles into mine"

Neanderthal, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link

YES

and fire Huckabee's sneering offspring while you're at it

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

fuck yeah

🐦[Part of Trump’s strategy, as we have seen confirmed, is to make things appear chaotic to confuse the enemy. And it works beautifully.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) July 31, 2017🕸]🐦

yessssss

sure bill, let's look at all the incredible achievements trump's orchestrated-chaos strategy has helped secure

*crickets*

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link

half expect Trump to start saying "liberals wanted to repeal the Affordable Care Act and I helped keep it!" and wouldn't be surprised if half of em believe it

Neanderthal, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link

sure bill, let's look at all the incredible achievements trump's orchestrated-chaos strategy has helped secure

prevented new FBI building from being built

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link

Would it actually be good if Kelly fails to establish order and Trump just kept firing people? Each of the people mentioned would likely be replaced with someone as bad or worse. And the more chaos there is the more likely it might be for Trump to do something impulsive and irreversible--probably militarily.

A crazy white house could mean more than just a stalled Republican agenda.

Treeship, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

I don't really know what to hope for except impeachment and the permanent death of the Republican Party.

Treeship, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

everything will be fine as long as there's not some sort of international crisis to deal with, like, i don't know, if the hilarious north koreans successfully tested intercontinental missiles

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

Or if Russia started ejecting diplomatic staff in retaliation for sanctions.

I know, crazy, right?

okapi paste (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link

can see Trump considering a N. Korean strike on the west coast - on the one hand we didn't vote for him so who cares if we are all incinerated; on the other hand, no Twitter. hmm tough call.

Οὖτις, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link

I was hoping they'd release the tape in retaliation.

Treeship, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

can't say I really give a fuck about expelled diplomats tbh

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

Wow was Ted Cruz disloyal to his very capable director of communication. He used him as a scape goat-fired like a dog! Ted panicked.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 23, 2016

iatee, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

I find it impossible to predict Trump's behavior. In hindsight it always makes sense -- it's driven by personal animus or attention craving -- but this can play out in a million different ways. There are a million different destructive things he couls do.

Treeship, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link

I find it intensely distressing that DeVos is flying so far under the radar. Who even knows what nefarious shit she's up to.

iirc alarming the d.o.e. staffers who are still around with her lack of knowledge of education policy or interest in managing an organization she can't just donate into submission

j., Monday, 31 July 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

re: there always being a trump tweet saying the thing he just did is dumb

Because his Twitter feed is and always has been heavily cued off Fox News https://t.co/DPqk23i2oU

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 30, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 31 July 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link

meanwhile:

BREAKING: Alabama sheriff: Escaped inmates tricked guard into opening door by covering its number in peanut butter.

— The Associated Press (@AP) July 31, 2017

mark s, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

I'd imagine things could really quiet down now that there is a military guy less than six months from active duty running things in the WH. I got to think this is the grown ups taking control. It could get strange in a different way now.

earlnash, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

DeVos can't do a whole lot of permanent damage without control of the funding - she can issue guidelines and tweak rules and stuff but it's really Congress that runs the Dept of Education, doles out the money, sets goals, etc.

Don't get me wrong she's horrible and incompetent and the Dept of Education (as with so many others) will be a zombie organization trying to do its best without any coherent or capable leadership, but in the cabinet the biggest threat to America is by far the lone guy who knows what he's doing: Jeff Sessions.

Οὖτις, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

Sessions can effectively put people in jail, kick them out of the country, encourage state violence etc.

Οὖτις, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link

Scott Pruitt also knows what he's doing

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:10 (six years ago) link

eh sort of. he's also a moron who's essentially at war with his own agency, I don't think Sessions has any such problems with his Dept of Justice underlings

Οὖτις, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link

Just a hopeful heads up, my next door neighbor is an EPA lawyer, so we have been picking his brain about things. He, who incidentally helped unionize the office, says things aren't as bad as they seem, though obviously that can change. He says they have been dealing directly with various elected officials of every stripe, Democrats and Republicans alike, and that Pruitt is in over his head. That is, it is impossible to make broad dictates to a bureaucracy of thousands. In the meantime, no politician wants to see, for example, the drinking water polluted, or the Great Lakes ruined. They have apparently been quietly doing the right thing behind the scenes.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link

yeah I have a buddy who's in a regional EPA office out here and he has a similar "everyone is keeping their head down, hoping they don't get fired, and just trying to actually do their job" sorta take on it

Οὖτις, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:22 (six years ago) link

nearly every trump-appointed cabinet member is at war with their own agency. i can't speak to DOJ but i doubt they're happy. meanwhile, feckless scott pruitt keeps bumbling along:

But Pruitt has already carried out an impressive list of corporate favors: He rejected the advice of EPA scientists and approved the use of millions of pounds of a toxic pesticide that causes neurological damage in children; in a gift to Big Coal, he delayed tougher ozone air-pollution rules; he plotted to kill Obama's signature climate accomplishment, the Clean Power Plan, designed to put America on track to cut greenhouse-gas emissions by 32 percent by 2030; he rescinded the Clean Water Rule, allowing countless streams and rivers to be exempted from pollution controls; he undermined regulations on the release of mercury, a potent neurotoxin, from power plants and other sources; and he submitted a budget that would wipe out more than a third of the funding for the agency, including cutting money for scientific research in half.

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link

obviously all that shit is bad, we're just arguing over who's the worst iirc

Οὖτις, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link

lol @ Arpaio tho. here's hoping the correctional officers are "not to be too nice to him" when they put him in the clink.

not to mention the other prisoners.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 31 July 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link

xpost

i was reacting to the idea that sessions was "the lone guy who knows what he's doing", but okeydokey

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link


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