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There was a Spy piece some years ago in which the author managed to get several people in Congress to comment forcefully on the civil war in Freedonia or some such.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:45 (six years ago) link

WASHINGTON, Jan. 12— What should the United States do to stop what's going on in Freedonia?

Asked that question, a number of House freshmen, clearly not fans of the Marx Brothers, offered answers that included "take action" and "it's a different situation than the Middle East."

Not one got the joke.

The joker was Spy magazine, whose staff revived the sovereign but fictitious nation of Freedonia from "Duck Soup," the 1933 Marx Brothers movie.

Posing as the host of a New York radio talk show, Spy's staff called about 20 first-term House members and, after a series of innocuous questions, asked, "Do you approve of what we're doing to stop what's going on in Freedonia?" or "Do you approve of what we're doing to stop ethnic cleansing in Freedonia?"

The responses, apparently based on the assumption that the questioner was asking about Bosnia, came readily.

Representative Corrine Brown, Democrat of Florida, said she approved of what the United States was doing in Freedonia, and added, "I think all of those situations are very, very sad, and I just think we need to take action to assist the people."

Representative Jay Inslee, Democrat of Washington, was candid. "I have to be honest with you, I'm not familiar with that proposal," he said. "But it's coming to the point now that a blind eye to it for the next 10 years is not the answer."

Representatative Steve Buyer, Republican of Indiana, said, "Yeah, it's a different situation than the Middle East."

Spy's national editor, Jamie Malanowski, characterized the responses as "completely understandable."

"In campaigning," he said of the lawmakers, "they are asked a lot of dumb questions, and they are all used to supplying answers."

Anyway. Has Trump taken credit for the Olympics in LA yet?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link

trump is against the olympics on principle - all those dumb athletes needlessly depleting their finite stores of physical energy. sad!

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link

I don't know if Trump has taken credit yet but I did see some gloating on r/The_Donald about how it was something Obama couldn't get done. Only a matter of time until it trickles up and Trump is retroactively taking credit for the Lake Placid Winter Olympics or some shit like that

okapi paste (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:54 (six years ago) link

Could have sworn he preemptively bragged a few weeks ago ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:54 (six years ago) link

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account
@realDonaldTrump

Working hard to get the Olympics for the United States (L.A.). Stay tuned!
4:46 AM - 11 Jul 2017

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

By the way, the most shocking thing about Trump is that we've got some 70 year old idiot who probably can't use email boasting of his mastery of social media, and yet some internet savvy 12 year old hasn't clowned him yet. Grandpa+stupid+asshole you'd think would make him a pretty ripe target for bored kids.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:58 (six years ago) link

That's when Mitt will re-enter the picture; since he couldn't talk about health care, that was his #1 selling point in 2012. He can be Trump's Olympics guy--there's no one Trump would love to jerk around more for a few weeks before firing him.

clemenza, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 11:59 (six years ago) link

the smartest dumb move would be to offer some olympic figurehead role to caitlyn jenner

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:01 (six years ago) link

Probably a better than average chance Trump will be dead by 2028.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:05 (six years ago) link

probably a better than average chance he'll take the rest of us with him

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:07 (six years ago) link

2028 Post-Apocalympics

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:08 (six years ago) link

I'm already shooting for the gold in food hoarding.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:09 (six years ago) link

just realised it's august, someone wanna start a new thread?

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link

i'm such a douchebag, nobody loves me
he's such a douchebag, dumped by his family

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link

sorry

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link

Possible thread title, Trump's last tweet yesterday: "A great day at the White House!"

clemenza, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:32 (six years ago) link

as true yesterday as it ever was, and i'm sure it'll be just as true during august

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:34 (six years ago) link

Somebody better jump on it before I get the opportunity to make everyone look at 'covfefe' for another month.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link

Aw, dammit.

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link

felt a little bit wrong to be starting the new thread as a non-usa resident but fuck if i'm gonna be forced to look at 'covfefe' every day for another month

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:51 (six years ago) link

also how was covfefe only a month ago, i feel like about four years' worth of news has happened since then

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 12:52 (six years ago) link

covfefe

flappy bird, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 14:18 (six years ago) link

During the Stephen Colbert Russian week somebody said that covfefe was a Russian word meaning something embarrassing or similar. That was just a joke wasn't it?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

nyet

President Keyes, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link

it would be rad if we could have a nomination process that didn't involve poisoning the well three years in advance for people who haven't even declared their intentions. If she decides to run, I'm perfectly happy to weigh the merits of Kamala Harris against other candidates who have also decided to run, and then select the person I like best in the primary and hope they win the nomination, but then no matter who actually wins the nomination I will almost definitely vote for the Democrat because I don't want four more fucking years of Trump or Pence or Ivanka or Ben Sasse or whoever the fuck those assholes end up settling on. but no, let's go ahead and draw our lines in the sand now so we can make good and certain that whoever gets the nod for the Dems in 2020, turnout will be sufficiently depressed that we can get a full eight years of this good stuff we've been getting for the past six months.

evol j, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 14:52 (six years ago) link

Bernout

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link

I've never seen even a fictional depiction of anyone who acted so consistently guilty as Trump does wrt the Russian allegations. And he almost certainly has no idea of how guilty his own actions have made him look, completely independent of any other evidence.

^^^^^ dude is so clueless about "optics", it's incredible. even more incredible is that how he has reacted to Russia stuff hasn't made 100% of people go "uh ok guess there's a There there after all". Like you couldn't try to look more guilty than he has.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link

Trump, August 2017: A great day at the White House!

sciatica, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

Trump, August 2017: A great day at the White House! (no www)

koogs, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

I had to know. Depending on how one transliterates the e in cofefe, it can have a number of meanings in Russian:

e as in me: кофефе = coffee
e as in met: кофэфэ = cafe
e as in roses, or the i in hit: кофыфы = socks
e as in yes: кофифи = cofifi/meaningless

Are you Eating It...or is It Eating You? (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link

can we lock this ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link

Mind, we should run that past ShariVari or someone with more than a 6 week HS summer program decades ago.

Are you Eating It...or is It Eating You? (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link

omg new thread has been linked like five times y'all are killin me

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

tbf, they are closing old business here. I hope to never see the c-word in the new thread.

nickn, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

Bump

What's new guys

sciatica, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link

adminz plz lock thxbye

okapi paste (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link

Yeah I think the Colbert thing may have actually been to do with the word meaning meaningless. Which seems rather too fitting. Much like everything else DJT says innit?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrPosTPSXxw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link

wow....thank you.

ian, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link

that monkey, is donald trump

also we're all going to die in a bombs

also emoji movie is the end of culture

covfefe

imago, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

I think twas road Dahl said it best

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UDcfOkOeTw

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 23:13 (six years ago) link

Covfefe

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link

Sad.

stet, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 00:31 (six years ago) link


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