https://itcouldbecrappier.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/acslater_crop.jpg
Is that A.C. Slater hovering in the clouds?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 August 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
Is that Minneapolis?
And if so, is that Paul Westerberg?
― pplains, Friday, 4 August 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
cleveland yo
― marcos, Friday, 4 August 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ADpVTJB.jpg
Sure, they're all moved around, but I still thought I spotted the IDS and Norwest Wells Fargo buildings.
― pplains, Friday, 4 August 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link
hmm, my first impression was Jonathan Silverman
― layda be cry (los blue jeans), Saturday, 19 August 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
Hello there. May I show you the greatest real estate listing in human history? This is a thread about it.https://t.co/mRzplQQJI0— Gabriel Rosenberg (@gnrosenberg) August 19, 2017
― ciderpress, Monday, 21 August 2017 03:50 (six years ago) link
epic
― As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Monday, 21 August 2017 04:38 (six years ago) link
that is out of this world.comments on that twitter thread spin off into some bizarre directions tho :-/
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 August 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link
Absence of hand rails made me nervous for once.
― pplains, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link
- "So is the current owner a follower of Christ?"- "Yeah? Christ... and horses."
https://i.imgur.com/Mp9G9Ff.jpg_______________________________________________
- "I've had a lot of people ask about this property, won't be on the market for long?"- "Do you mean this showcase, or the rest of this Ashley Furniture store you've taken me to?"
https://i.imgur.com/gxwCfxS.jpg_______________________________________________
https://i.imgur.com/v4lL1by.jpg
"Well, the architect got to thinkin', What if the postman didn't have to walk all through the house to get to Mr. Bumstead?"_______________________________________________
https://i.imgur.com/KLVSuCe.jpg
"Honestly, to get the full effect of this fabulous room, you have to wait until midnight when you're neighbor backs in with his high-beams on."_______________________________________________
"Well that's silly. You know 'War of the Worlds' was a hoax, right?"
https://i.imgur.com/H3q5NlN.jpg_______________________________________________
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/K2MASBp.jpg
"So the gas main is right behind this mirror then? Great! My three-year old grandson will love it."
https://i.imgur.com/OxZp1Oy.jpg
What is even the point of having this huge mirror here instead of two regular ones hanging side by side?
https://i.imgur.com/pjR56YG.jpg
And I know, after talking shit about mirrors, I have to contradict myself by asking, Know what this room sure could use?
https://i.imgur.com/tb3M7QY.jpg
And all those mirrors, it wasn't until the exterior shot that the photographer finally slips.
https://i.imgur.com/PwKMG36.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link
"Spaghetti? I don't know, sonny, let me see if I have any sauce...."
https://i.imgur.com/QUQ3bE2.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link
i looked at that listing before the twitter thread and did not notice any of the bizarrely staged items. i did notice the electric range and the huge grill in the kids' bedroom.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 4 September 2017 23:24 (six years ago) link
lol dunno why but the mirroring-over of a wall that has a fireplace in it seems the most bizarre thing about all of that
shower off of the deck isn't CRAZY if it's a really secluded location, y'know, gaze out at the trees during the morning rinse, breath deep and think pleasant thoughts. or i guess if you go hiking a lot from there and want a convenient spot to rinse or w/e. the toilet on the other hand is totally unacceptable.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
THe door past the shower is at the top of the stairs in the pic below. I dunno, still seems weird to me to have such a semi-exterior door RIGHT THERE next to the stall.
https://i.imgur.com/DpX8rnu.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:59 (six years ago) link
yeah that's pretty weird with the 'public' feeling deck right there. i might just be associating it with beach houses where it's nice to have a 'sand shower' on your way in, but ime that can and should be an entirely outdoor fixture on the deck itself.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
Boy, there's just something about this one... seems so familiar....
https://i.imgur.com/dw201lV.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:41 (six years ago) link
Hmmmm.
Trayce?
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/UvkwIwL.jpg
Ever hear the expression, "shit rolls downhill?"
https://i.imgur.com/sCrZGOy.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link
And now, here's one from a professional:
Coincidentally, these are the same wild horses that won’t stop me redecorating the second I move in.https://t.co/xlUG9cqfib pic.twitter.com/hOhT2Mswz3— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) September 4, 2017
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 02:15 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/iSyKdYH.jpg
And you say to yourself, gosh, that's a lot of snow for a subdivision down south.
https://memegenerator.net/img/images/50x50/11874195.jpg Stay tuned for THE REST OF THE STORY.
― pplains, Sunday, 19 November 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
"It needs some work, but for $129,000, it'd be a bargain."
"Needs some work? No, I'm sorry, this listing is for the car."
https://i.imgur.com/7HnSC9j.jpg
"Even if there were squirrels up there, you could always smoke 'em out with your barbecue grill."
https://i.imgur.com/AEn26rV.jpg
Ever get a new pair of glasses and suddenly feel like you're 1.2 inches shorter?
https://i.imgur.com/u5qrLPZ.jpg
''It was a dark and stormy – Hey, dog! Quit staring at me!"
https://i.imgur.com/2Zd3g4T.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:36 (six years ago) link
room where cujo was written
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:26 (six years ago) link
lolpplains you are doing god’s work itt, i live for these updates
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 February 2018 05:08 (six years ago) link
thought of this thread recently when I saw this thoroughly depressing Queens NYC listing:
https://www.redfin.com/NY/Unknown/59-51-69th-Pl-11378/home/20901305?utm_source=myredfin&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=recommendations_update&riftinfo=ZXY9ZW1haWwmbD0xMDIzODk1OCZwPWxpc3RpbmdfdXBkYXRlc19yZWNvbW1lbmRhdGlvbnMmdHM9MTUxNzk0OTYwNzIwMCZhPWNsaWNrJnM9cmVjb21tZW5kYXRpb25zJnQ9aW1hZ2UmZW1haWxfaWQ9MTAyMzg5NThfMTUxNzk0OTYwN182JnVwZGF0ZV90eXBlPTE0JmxpbHJfc2NvcmU9MC4wMDkyJmxpc3RpbmdfaWQ9Nzk1NDM4MzgmcHJvcGVydHlfaWQ9MjA5MDEzMDUmcG9zaXRpb25fbnVtYmVyPTE%3Dhttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/79/mbpaddedwide/279/genMid.3002279_0.jpg
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 February 2018 05:16 (six years ago) link
That little hovel will set you back near 3/4 million
that doghouse one looks like a prerendered environment for a late 90s point and click adventure game nobody liked
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 February 2018 05:18 (six years ago) link
utm_source=myredfin&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=recommendations_update&riftinfo=ZXY9ZW1haWwmbD0xMDIzODk1OCZwPWxpc3RpbmdfdXBkYXRlc19yZWNvbW1lbmRhdGlvbnMmdHM9MTUxNzk0OTYwNzIwMCZhPWNsaWNrJnM9cmVjb21tZW5kYXRpb25zJnQ9aW1hZ2UmZW1haWxfaWQ9MTAyMzg5NThfMTUxNzk0OTYwN182JnVwZGF0ZV90eXBlPTE0JmxpbHJfc2NvcmU9MC4wMDkyJmxpc3RpbmdfaWQ9Nzk1NDM4MzgmcHJvcGVydHlfaWQ9MjA5MDEzMDUmcG9zaXRpb25fbnVtYmVyPTE%3D
― Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 8 February 2018 10:13 (six years ago) link
haha.
>TURN ON LIGHT.
>The light is on.
>TYPE ON TYPEWRITER
>There is no paper.
>PUT PAPER IN TYPEWRITER
― pplains, Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link
https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Purple69/v4/4f/3f/ea/4f3feac1-2267-1763-c605-11d64fa27fbf/source/643x0w.jpg
― Evan, Thursday, 8 February 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link
omg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 February 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link
unsurprisingly, John McAfee's house is ugly
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/90-Beasley-Dr-Lexington-TN-38351/81194538_zpid/
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link
Doesn't look all that secure to me.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/H5czC8A.jpg
From GoodBubbas, where Tommy Joe shoots Lil' Weevil for backtalk.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 February 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link
https://site217245.kw.com/property/ga/east-point/30344/duke-of-windsor-13---fulton-north-williamsburg/2973-duke-of-windsor/5b68b1975bb57d7422b314e1/
― No organ. (crüt), Saturday, 11 August 2018 02:57 (five years ago) link
holy shitthe organthe stunting reclinerthe kitchen cabinetsthe chessboard, the everything
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 August 2018 03:00 (five years ago) link
Year Built: 1970
shocking
― jmm, Saturday, 11 August 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link
made by a game level designer who put all textures on random?
― StanM, Saturday, 11 August 2018 03:15 (five years ago) link
carpeted kitchen?
― Evan, Saturday, 11 August 2018 03:16 (five years ago) link
looool the laundry room
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 03:21 (five years ago) link
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/p_f/IS660qimt36a3z0000000000.jpg
― jmm, Saturday, 11 August 2018 03:28 (five years ago) link
"make sure you order the RED air vents. RED.""I'm not sure i can get-""oh you'll get them"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 11 August 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link
i kinda like it, swap out the flooring and youve got something
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:16 (five years ago) link
no the flooring is rad
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:30 (five years ago) link
X-post Man,that lil'green house from a year or so back, was/is so cool it hurts. I'm also surprised by how relatively affordable some of these are. But really that green one with the privacy glass and with all of that decor intact, would just be....WOW! I really love it. I am in love with that house.
― VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Saturday, 11 August 2018 06:16 (five years ago) link
a lot of these pictures could be combined into one lavish palace with an organ room, a harp room, the green bathroom, the red bathroom, etc
― StanM, Saturday, 11 August 2018 06:22 (five years ago) link
Not fooling anyone, lampshade.
https://i.imgur.com/ilRxVL9.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 11 August 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link
― ciderpress, Saturday, 11 August 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link