The Worst Pizza Ever

EW BOOTYFLAKE PIZZA

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 12:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I once asked for extra mushrooms, but the vendor misheard me and put some mussels on instead. Now, two things are weird about that. First, I ordered in Danish, and there's no way to mishear mushrooms as mussels in Danish. And secondly, there was no mussels on the menu. Not on any pizza, not on anything else, to this day I have no clue where those mussels came from. And it tasted horribly.

pretty sure that was jizz, sorry

mussels are a valid topping on a frutti di mare pizza

I agree. I don't really like it, but I've had it before, and it makes sense. As a weird topping where it doesn't fit in (probably prosciutto and gorgonzola), it's awful.

You all know what's surprisingly good with prosciutto and gorgonzola? Onions. I've always thought onions on pizza was wrong, but they can fit in really well.

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Oh boy, caramelise some onions, bake on pizza with rosemary leaves, sea salt and good pecorino or parmigiano reggiano YOU WILL THANK ME.

Place in Prague I used to go to had a four cheeses pizza, and one of the cheeses was a full tub of ricotta dumped in the middle of the pizza, which seeped through and turned the base into an inedible doughy soggy mess. That wasn't great. Also everything sold at Pizza Hut in China.

pineapples on pizza are the devil's invention

agreed but lock thread