Most useless joke at this year's Edinburgh fringe - 2017 edition

What's the show called? "The Emperors Fool", thanks for asking ta.....

North Korea one is worst. One of those in jokes that isn't even an in joke.

It could be the name of a wacky comedy routine/troupe, quite clear imo

quite clearly AWFUL!!!

The first three and the Village People joke are passable. The worst joke is the guy who named himself "Olaf Falafel"

There will certainly be "0 laffs" at that show!

All these jokes have the same pentameter.

Ba-dum ba-dum-ba something quotidian. Ba-dum ba-dum-ba mild turnaround.

The North Korea one is like, you just shat out the hackiest "you hum it, I'll play it" joke in the nakedly cynical hope that cunts will be like "haw haw, the fringe - that's where I am, right now!"

That too, yes.

I never can tell with this thread, we're voting for the worst?

Best not to vote at all, it only encourages them.

"Most useless"

I don't know which I've got most contempt for. These appalling hacks that make it their life's work to turn humour into a form of article 3 prohibited torture. Or the simpering fuckwits that pay to watch this kind of material, and supply the undeserved laughter in numbers.

The 'North Korea/what venue?' one was worst, imo. It flat-lined in terms of humor and showcases the worst aspects of pandering to your audience and overstrained topicality. I thought the Wales/vagina was in a dead heat with the suit/sex fantasy one for second worst. The suit one was just dismal while the Wales was borderline incoherent.

But the overall quality was slightly up from the past ones polled here.

calz otm

Voted Vagina/Wales.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Correct

it's that time of the year again - brace yourselves people:

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2018/aug/13/edinburgh-festival-2018-the-10-best-jokes

These are *a bit* better, but half of them obviously have a element of delivery which cannot come across when written down, so surely not suitable for the article? Maybe this is why we had all the lame dad jokes before, they at least made sense.

first one is good but it's all downhill from there imo

Constructing a joke around a punchline is a good way to construct a shitty joke.

Winner:

Adam Rowe won the 11th annual award for Dave's Funniest Joke Of The Fringe with the line: "Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."