Hate speech
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 August 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link
Wait why the fuck wasnt garlic in the list.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 25 August 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link
potatoes?? shouldn't have let ppl who don't like vegetables vote
― brimstead, Friday, 25 August 2017 00:07 (six years ago) link
I'm supposing taters win due to their versatility vis a vis other veg.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 25 August 2017 00:16 (six years ago) link
(but hey, I invite y'all to eat a fucking brussels sprout chip)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 25 August 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link
potato chips is not good for you
― the late great, Friday, 25 August 2017 02:29 (six years ago) link
recommend kale chips
this entire debacle has just renewed my commitment to onions, radishes and cucumbers
― Tarly Noise (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 August 2017 02:30 (six years ago) link
I propose I could eat upwards of a dozen potato chips without suffering lasting harm.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 25 August 2017 02:31 (six years ago) link
daily?
― the late great, Friday, 25 August 2017 02:34 (six years ago) link
if you have to vote for a potato, at least vote for sweet potato
― Karl Malone, Friday, 25 August 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
also when i have a bag of potato chips around me I tend to eat all of them the same day I open it, no matter how big the bag ... salt is like crack
― the late great, Friday, 25 August 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
when i have a bag of potato chips around me I tend to eat all of them the same day I open it
then my conclusion is that maybe potato chips is not good for you. for me, maybe they're ok.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 25 August 2017 02:38 (six years ago) link
A weighted poll would've been interesting to see. I'd like to think spinach would've placed much higher but then 5 people voted mushy peas so I'm kinda losing my grip on reality here.
― Fetchboy, Friday, 25 August 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link
Sweet potato got a cheat in this poll as well - its in here thrice! AFAIC, sweet potato, yam and kumara are basically the same thing.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 25 August 2017 03:43 (six years ago) link
Real yams are not widely cultivated outside of Polynesia. All the produce labeled "yams" in grocery stores in the USA are variants of sweet potatoes. The growers petitioned the USDA to call some sweet potato varieties "yams" because they sounded more exotic and sold better.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 25 August 2017 03:46 (six years ago) link
What? Yams mostly come from Africa not Polynesia?
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 25 August 2017 07:21 (six years ago) link
Yam truthers itt
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 25 August 2017 07:29 (six years ago) link
death to false yams
― the late great, Friday, 25 August 2017 07:36 (six years ago) link
There are different kinds of yam - the Polynesian one is Purple Yam (which is the one eaten in the West Indies and US iirc). The one eaten in Africa and Europe is White Yam.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 25 August 2017 07:39 (six years ago) link
They are both "real yams" though, and African yams are produced in much greater quantities than Polynesian yams (according to Wikipedia anyway)
Americans and NZers (and apparently Australians) also call sweet potatoes "yams" which is what Trayce was talking about I guess.
The NZ "yam" sweet potato is called "oca" though - there's an option in the poll "oka" which doesn't seem to exist, so maybe that's an alternate spelling, and so Trayce's point still stands about sweet potato appearing multiple times.
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 25 August 2017 08:00 (six years ago) link
itt: yammering
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 August 2017 08:20 (six years ago) link
honestly this should have been a ballot poll. potato will reign always in a pick-one poll because potato goes well with practically anything and if you've ever been poor probably you've gone through whole seasons where in the absence of potatoes it would've been super hard times. potato would probably not win a ballot poll because it would be ranked people's third or fourth favorite vegetable but if you ask people to just pick one vegetable then many of them are going to do the reasonable thing and say "yes, asparagus is delicious, and guess what I can't live on for weeks at a time if it comes down to it, asparagus, I'm voting potato, long life to the anti-potato crew but be real"
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 25 August 2017 11:21 (six years ago) link
lol at everyone mon-morn quarterbacking this poll
bg called it to kill mushy peas off dead and he failed and now he is teresa may staring down the mocking barrel of history
― mark s, Friday, 25 August 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link
the absolute pea
what ilx needs more than ever is certainty. potatoes have secured the largest number of votes in this entirely fair and democratic poll, and despite the devisive rhetoric we have seen from some quarters in recent days, it is clear that going forward ilx must accept potatoes as the best vegetable
also, fuck mushy peas
thank you
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 August 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
Let's try again with the ballot poll and see if we can get mushy peas to number one >:)
― cajunsunday, Friday, 25 August 2017 11:36 (six years ago) link
http://data.whicdn.com/images/14027067/large.gif
^^ this thread
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 25 August 2017 11:37 (six years ago) link
I had mushy peas for tea last night, in honour of this poll
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 25 August 2017 11:38 (six years ago) link
if you've ever been poor probably you've gone through whole seasons where in the absence of potatoes it would've been super hard times
understated
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 25 August 2017 11:40 (six years ago) link
mushy peas would've stood more of a chance if they'd just joined with their snow pea and mangetout comrades on a pea unity ticket. they all lost out through being divided, no-one likes split peas.
exact same story for the sw3eet potato/yam crew.
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 25 August 2017 11:48 (six years ago) link
they all lost out through being divided, no-one likes split peas.
get out
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 August 2017 11:49 (six years ago) link
i guess like james ingram said, you should've just had yam or pea there
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 25 August 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link
HUGE GOLF CLAP
― Neves Say Neves Again (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 August 2017 11:59 (six years ago) link
Veggie Sticks (potato snacks)
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
I made some Bombay style potatoes yesterday, they were boiled in their skins, fried in butter with mustard seeds/cumin seeds, garlic, ginger, onions, tomatoes + extra hot Caribbean curry powder + loads of spices etc. Damn, it was so nice I'm doing it again today.
― calzino, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link
I want to try that. Is there a recipe online you use?
― jmm, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link
I can't remember what recipe I started with. But I boil some reasonable sized potatoes in their skins for half an hour. Cube them after they have cooled. Fry the Mustard seeds/Cumin seeds in massive slab of butter, then add potatoes, onions and spices. Sorry I'm no good at this! I bet Suzy has a killer recipe.
― calzino, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
that sounds more like onions and tomatoes and garlic with potatoes in it.
― Tarly Noise (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
why don't you try the recipe four more times and leave out a different vegetable each time, then tell us which one seems most crucial.
― Tarly Noise (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link
No results found for "bombay mushy peas"
― mark s, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link
I have a can of chickpeas at home and now I have an idea
― Neves Say Neves Again (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link
it's a collaborative effort, as the garlic, onions and tomatoes shrink and dissipate into the potatoes - they become an important part of it, but not necessarily the star attraction!
― calzino, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link
That basically was a recipe?
xposts
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link
I suppose it was an attempt. Also add Turmeric, Cayenne Pepper and some ground Cumin. Is what I usually do. And I find going irresponsibly apeshit with the butter makes it much unhealthier and tastier.
― calzino, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link
tombot hardmanning calzino's cooking is one of the more unexpected turns this godforsaken thread has taken
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link
calzino is right - that recipe is specific to potatoes - you could try it with another starchy veg like yuca or something but only the intrepid potato will meet the acid of the tomato & the sting of the onion head-on, laughing, its face to the wind announcing - I am the potato - I have the gumption to weather storms in which my brethren vegetables wilt - fuck the haters, eat some taters
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link
potato will reign always in a pick-one poll because potato goes well with practically anything and if you've ever been poor probably you've gone through whole seasons where in the absence of potatoes it would've been super hard times
i don't know, during my shitty college days when i was learning how to feed myself i pretty much lived on quinoa and lentils, and even though i appreciate those foods and will gladly eat them on occasion to this day, i'm not going to pick them in any poll because 64% of my body was made out of lentils at some point and i've had enough for a lifetime. i imagine those who went the potato route during financial hardships might feel the same way!
i guess this comes down to whether or not we were voting for the one vegetable that we'd want to pick as a practical matter, day-in and day-out, or if we were voting for the vegetable that stands out as especially delicious compared to others for a single meal. like the great ILX reality cooking series, and the special food group for one episode is "vegetable", and you have to choose something from the ingredients in the poll to wow the judges (who, in a cruel twist, is just guy fieri). in that case, even guy fieri is going to be disappointed in "potato" unless you dumb bbq sauce all over it or something
― Karl Malone, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
weird typo with dumb and dump there due to the presence of the words guy fieri earlier in the sentence
― Karl Malone, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link
xpbeautifully summary there, Owen. hmph! these onion people can be a bit pungent, sometimes.
― calzino, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:58 (six years ago) link