ILX DECIDES THE BEST VEGETABLE: A POLL

potato-based guac or gtfo

respect the poll!

a lot of people didn't vote potato and we should respect their views too, which is why i'm campaigning for a soft vegxit

soft vegxit in a can, no, hear me out

did the idea for mushy pea guacamole idea have it's origin story in that, possibly apocryphal, Mandelson in a Hartlepool chippy incident?

i dunno, the one Han showed me was some kind of Tex Mex-ified fish and chips recipe from a Slimming World calendar

http://68.media.tumblr.com/14010233778a50236a8749232b8e394b/tumblr_ov6rdc6fbl1qhnszoo1_r1_400.gif

Never got around to voting, but quite happy with the broccoli/sprouts/cauliflower/cabbage/cavolo species defeating the potato by 15 votes to 9.

move over potato, there's a new tot in town

mmm, salty!

When my food-obsessive Israeli father-in-law got into the low-carb diet, he once went on a deathly serious rant about potatoes, to the effect of "The potato is a KILLER! It is a carb BOMB! NEVER eat potatoes! Never!" The way he pronounced killer "KEE-lehr" still rings in my ears.

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/kul7CYFvcUEMhI9xRV_j8A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://l.yimg.com/cd/resizer/2.0/original/iP2QMNpC1GGxmh8w62r5OeMvHMc

mods pls delete this ^^^ before dmac sees it

xp

I can't get past calling someone a food obsessive tbh

Like

Is there an organism that isn't.....?

?

great job mods, cheers

Oh food, yeah I can take it or leave it, whatever *dies quickly*

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51aGmux%2BaXL._SY355_.jpg

there's the soylent folk

and everyone else

Was that

Was that an Irish accent attempt at 'silent fuck'?

should have been 'fook'

I see that a lot

It's wrong

That's a Manchester accent

We say fuck

ta fook you say

Seriously we say fuck

I mean I know this to be true we say it a lot

I submit to your natural authority regarding this fact.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIjyO1mVoAAo6wd.jpg

Chilling

Is there an organism that isn't.....?
...
Oh food, yeah I can take it or leave it, whatever *dies quickly*

https://www.sciencenews.org/sites/default/files/2017/07/main/articles/071417_MT_tardigarde_main_free.jpg

Some tardigrades can withstand temperatures down to 1 K (−458 °F; −272 °C) (close to absolute zero) while others can withstand 420 K (300 °F; 150 °C)[12] for several minutes, pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space.[13] They can go without food or water for more than 30 years, drying out to the point where they are 3% or less water, only to rehydrate, forage, and reproduce.

Looks fuckin delicious

that li'l mouth on the tardigrade always looks like an aux jack to me, like it's a squidgy mp3 player designed by david cronenberg

TardigRadeS

should have been 'fook'

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 8:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I see that a lot

It's wrong

That's a Manchester accent

We say fuck

― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 8:32 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ta fook you say

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 8:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seriously we say fuck

I mean I know this to be true we say it a lot

― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 8:52 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I submit to your natural authority regarding this fact.

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 9:00 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

First thing that popped in my head when you started talking about Irish people saying 'fuck':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8&feature=youtu.be&t=1m3s

Fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8&feature=youtu.be&t=1m3s

Last try

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

This carrot looks.. as if it wants to be an astronaut so badly pic.twitter.com/AUKIMPF6nT

— ✝ (@Baelitt) September 18, 2017

God, I wish someone had voted for some space carrots