'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

I am not loving the camera flicker during this report in the woodfenced back lot

Why yes I am watching twin peaks why dyou ask

Llorente confirmed

Two year deal twelve million pounds

Excellent stuff

I know the Spanish window doesn't slam shut until tomorrow but Coutinho is currently still a Liverpool player.

Rumours of a Brighton bid for janssen ongoing.

Jesus Christ can u imagine having to pick up the phone to d levy in those circumstances. How many euro in a firstborn

How did so many big clubs fuck up so badly yesterday? Never seen so many bungled deals in one day.

I think there is a strong argument for doing your business early, when you aren't negotiating under budding south sea bubble conditions. Maybe even the oligarchs at the big clubs are starting to balk at this escalating madness and deliberating knacking up deals themselves. Mind you, Chelsea still got a very big water bill.

BBC sports gossip lolz this morning

Ross Barkley turned down a move to Chelsea partly because Everton refused to let the 23-year-old midfielder speak with Tottenham. (Guardian)

Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, did not complete a move to Everton because his wife rejected it

Anything confirmed after hours?

Drinkwater to Chelsea and Sakho to Palace went through after the deadline

Ya ya I mean deep cutz yknow

Footballer Wayne Rooney has been arrested on suspicion of drink-driving.

Rooney, England’s all-time goal scorer, was stopped by police near his home in Cheshire yesterday following an evening out.

A source told Metro.co.uk that he was at Bubble Room bar in Alderley Edge before his arrest and was spotted dancing on the tables and singing Oasis with Burnley player Phil Bardsley.

He then spent the night locked up at a nearby police station.

asked for a further 150 counts of drink-playing to be taken into consideration

Lol

This is only news because England is still confused about this fella

Palace should be fine now we've brought back last season's ringer. Cool how Klopp keeps freezing out rly good players to the point where even selhurst park looks an attractive option.

like who?

Our top scorer Ben Teke for instance.

Obviously not top scoreread this season as we haven't scored any goals lol

Benteke NOT a "really good player" just fyi

Thankin u 4 information

Fifa has rejected Leicester City's application to register midfielder Adrien Silva after the club missed the deadline by 14 seconds.

Janssen off to team up with Soldado

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11675/11024945/tottenham-hotspur-striker-vincent-janssen-to-join-fenerbahce-on-loan

Lol. They'll eat him alive.

He'd been so much better off had he accepted the loan offers from WBA or Brighton, as rumoured. For sure now he'll never play a match for Spurs again.

I'm not sure being Brighton's lone striker this season would have been much fun fwiw. WBA yeah.

nothing beats working for a cretin with a history of assaulting his staff

jon moss is a bullshit referee

50/50 ball but his foot was high i guess

a child could kick a face in the street

just tuned in, my stream has no sound. What happened?

mane tried to bring down a through-ball and ederson nutted his foot

brave keeping i guess. anyway he's broken his face

my first thought was that it wasn't a red but it was dangerous so idk

i'm angry and i'm going to go and watch us muller southend in an hour and we'd best do so

pundit Waddle before kick off: "I think people only focus on Liverpool's defence because their attack is so strong"

pundit Waddle 2 minutes ago: "What the hell was Moreno doing there, this defence is all over the place"

:D

Dangerous is red imo

pretty clearly what the law says, too

tbaf mane could have gone for it with his own head

Should have kicked his own head, he'd still be on the field.

perhaps viewed away from the heat of the moment it was more of a red card than i wanted it to be

THE OX is on

spare yourself, watch the cricket instead

I don't understand taking salah off at all

Yeah he was Liverpool's biggest threat in the 1st half

Klopp = the German Brendan Rodgers

I don't think you can blame Klopp for this result tbh

spare yourself, watch the cricket instead

Looks like game over there too - though I should know better by now.

really glad I didn't wake up at 530 for this

I think we can safely chalk this one up to experience

Dier, Sanchez, Vertonghen and Alderweireld all starting.

Oof, get in.