'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

This is only news because England is still confused about this fella

Palace should be fine now we've brought back last season's ringer. Cool how Klopp keeps freezing out rly good players to the point where even selhurst park looks an attractive option.

like who?

Our top scorer Ben Teke for instance.

Obviously not top scoreread this season as we haven't scored any goals lol

Benteke NOT a "really good player" just fyi

Thankin u 4 information

Fifa has rejected Leicester City's application to register midfielder Adrien Silva after the club missed the deadline by 14 seconds.

Janssen off to team up with Soldado

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11675/11024945/tottenham-hotspur-striker-vincent-janssen-to-join-fenerbahce-on-loan

Lol. They'll eat him alive.

He'd been so much better off had he accepted the loan offers from WBA or Brighton, as rumoured. For sure now he'll never play a match for Spurs again.

I'm not sure being Brighton's lone striker this season would have been much fun fwiw. WBA yeah.

nothing beats working for a cretin with a history of assaulting his staff

jon moss is a bullshit referee

50/50 ball but his foot was high i guess

a child could kick a face in the street

just tuned in, my stream has no sound. What happened?

mane tried to bring down a through-ball and ederson nutted his foot

brave keeping i guess. anyway he's broken his face

my first thought was that it wasn't a red but it was dangerous so idk

i'm angry and i'm going to go and watch us muller southend in an hour and we'd best do so

pundit Waddle before kick off: "I think people only focus on Liverpool's defence because their attack is so strong"

pundit Waddle 2 minutes ago: "What the hell was Moreno doing there, this defence is all over the place"

:D

Dangerous is red imo

pretty clearly what the law says, too

tbaf mane could have gone for it with his own head

Should have kicked his own head, he'd still be on the field.

perhaps viewed away from the heat of the moment it was more of a red card than i wanted it to be

THE OX is on

spare yourself, watch the cricket instead

I don't understand taking salah off at all

Yeah he was Liverpool's biggest threat in the 1st half

Klopp = the German Brendan Rodgers

I don't think you can blame Klopp for this result tbh

spare yourself, watch the cricket instead

Looks like game over there too - though I should know better by now.

really glad I didn't wake up at 530 for this

I think we can safely chalk this one up to experience

Dier, Sanchez, Vertonghen and Alderweireld all starting.

Oof, get in.

This kicks off at 3pm ya

I have just checked the fixtures and results for today.

Was that Davies just roasted for pace on the left hmm

A game to test any refs patience so far this. Two centre halves booked already and at least four players warned.

Trippier looking like a liability ever since his position in the squad has moved from cover to starter.

Ref now just waiting to see what the crowd thinks before making a decision.

What was that.

Cross or shot.

We may never know.

never intended in a hundred years lol

stream is a minute or so behind SSN and the commentary on the stream is about a second behind the play but that's my penance for being a criminal I guess

not been impressed w how koeman has built the team up so far and the way he's set them out today is disastrous

2-0 flattering but the result of a good game plan so

It is both flattering and also a travesty in that we have had chances for at least two more that should have been gimmes

Every bounce of a ball is defeating the home defence which looks wretched in a way that is almost existential

That last sentence is poetry :D

They really are awful.

I mean I don't know what this is

Total silence at each goal also throwing me

Sanchez looks good mind